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What’s This I Hear?

Morning Kali. *Yawn*  Super nap.  It’s wonderful up here.  Is there anything nicer than a pile of clothes to snuggle into and keep warm?  ashpooYa, but Shoks, the clothes haven’t been washed yet….they’re dirty.  You know mom and dirty…nothing’s ever very dirty around here….not even you or me.  So what’s got you up and into the laundry room Kali….you never come in here?  I heard mom talking to dad about a pet stroller.  I never heard of a pet stroller….is there such a thing?  Do they put pets in the stroller instead of kids?  I would like to see the terrier down the street in a stroller…MOL MOL MOL  It’d be hilarious!  No Shoks, the stroller will be for us! 

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What?  For us?  No way is anybody getting me in NO dang stroller!!  I ain’t nobody’s baby….geesh!

 

This sucks!  I don’t think so Shoks.  I’d love a ride in a stroller…my feet and hips wouldn’t hurt .  What?  You mean you don’t care if Cow Kitty calls you a wimp?  You know how embarrassed you were when he called you a mean  white furball to his friends.  That was just rude Shoko….typical of a growing dudecat that can’t get a rise out of me any other way.

ashcrzmMom…oh mom I  heard from Kali that you’re planning on getting a pet stroller for us…..is this true?  Whatdaya mean by aha?  I’m no baby and don’t want to be pushed all over the neighbourhood with my friends giggling behind my back.

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Let’s forget the whole idea mom…ok?  No….you think Kali really needs the help?  You lost me mom.  All I hear from you now is yada, yada, yada!  It’s not fair…this sucks big time.
C’mon Kali let’s mellow out and relax….mom can be so stubborn.
Welcoming Shoko home At least the stroller’s not here yet….that means we have more time to change mom’s mind.

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Kali and Shoks

Never Thought I’d See The Day

I got the surprise of my wee life yesterday.  Mom took off and left us for hours!  Well, at least an hour.  She ran out of wet cat food, if you dare imagine such neglect from our mother.  I couldn’t believe my ears and kept shaking my head but sure enough, the cupboard was bare.                                                      zoomedbrightshokSo there I sat without a shred of food….only my memory of the wonderful taste of cat food.  I sat pondering how my life could have taken such a detour when mom came in loaded with bags from pet stores.  I was almost in tears to see Beef Wellington, Beef Pate, Thanksgiving Dinner and Beef Flavoured Fancy Feast.  All Kali and my favourites.

Mom also found something else which she proceeded to put on me.  I was horrified!  This is what my friends call a harness.  I hissed at mom just so she knew I did not like this terrible turn of events.                                                         DSC_0740       I’m at a loss of what to do, hiss, pee or just barf.  I am very upset with you mom.                                                                               DSC_0741    You know, it doesn’t hurt.  I think it’s padded…it is comfy and warm.                                                                DSC_0743   Mom does seem rather proud of me.  She gave me 5 freeze dried chicky boobie pieces.  What should I do, I made such a fuss.                                                                              DSC_0742        hehe…I feel silly.  I can’t kick up a stink when it feels this good and I’m getting so tired after that wonderful Beef Wellington and getting worked up.  Maybe a bit of a lie down.                                                              DSC_0745*yawn*….feeling…zzzzz