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Wrapping The Investigation Up Like Fish and Chips

I must ask you Sherl, why the get up?  Oh Shoko, I have a horrible headache and the sun seems so bright today!                                                                                 chglassesbowYou look as if you’ve found something new, Sherl.  I have Shoko.  It was right in front of our faces but we couldn’t see it.  The nip amplified my deductive reasoning.  It was elementary, dear Shoko.  Oh really?

We have a photo of Elfin John’s stab wounds.  We compared these to everyone’s teeth and fangs that entered the house over the last month to no avail.  So we have exhausted all possible leads except one.

The evidence:                                                                     suspectteethmarks-jpgSee how the fang marks match perfectly with the puncture wounds.  I see Sherl.  So you know who did it?  It was pure deduction my dear girl.   When all other possibilities have been dismissed, then the one remaining, however improbable is the correct possibility.

Who did it?  It was the ….the…                                                                          dryermonster1smDRYER MONSTER.  You know, the one that eats your dad’s socks and steals face cloths.  Dryer monster why did you bite Elfin John?  What I can’t hear you?  He says cause Elfin bugged him. Believe me Elfin can be very trying but no one deserves to be punctured.  How did he bug you…um..what is your name?  It’s ok you can whisper it to me.  Diego the dryer monster.  Nice name.  You say Elfin would hang by his slippered feet from the top of the dryer and make faces at you through the glass.  Seriously?  Dude that would irk the cwap outta me too.  Still no excuse to puncture the guy.                                                         aamonster-1Tell me Diego, how did you get at Elfin and then throw him in the garbage without leaving paw prints.?  He says one day mom left the dryer open so he grabbed Elfin by his face and flung him into the garbage. He is surrendering to you Sherl.  I will turn him over to the dryer bobbies or as you say here in Canada, the dryer RCMP.  They can reprimand him.

Thank you for your hospitality Shoko and Kali.  We shall meet again.                                                                            chardeleaving

We thank Charlie of samanthamurdochblog for using her deductive powers to discover our culprit.  Pop on over and visit with Charlie.  Her mom is a bit of a crystal nut and always seems to have info about crystals we were not aware of.                                                                         sistersinarmswinter

 

 

 

Today is What day?

Kali, Kali….come here sis.  You’ll never guess what mom told me today.  What…..she actually gave birth to you and you look like our dad but you have fur just like Auntie Evelyn.  So you’re a throwback to a simpler time.  ‘giggle’  Cwap, Kali!!  You really do live in a world of your own making.  I was just kidding you Shoko…

I’ll whisper the news to you Kali.  Today is Meezer Colour Day!  No!!  Really,  are pulling my paw, Shoks?  A day all our own. Wow.                                                                              pizap.com14458262231691Mom says she has a few prezzies for us too.  I hope they’re half as good as the prezzies we got from Einstein, Buddy and the gang at Tomcat Commentary by Tim.  I love those cat crazies..  Are we suppose to do something that is worthy of a meezer Shoko?  Maybe we should show everyone what class we have and read some feline poetry.  I don’t think we’re suppose to do anything different just be our lovable selves.                                                                     agoodies1We struck paw dirt!!  Woo hoo, look catnip Greenies, a yeow rainbow and three wee mice.  The mice are just our size.  I wonder if they are the marinater from Jackson Galaxy?  We can pretend the mice are marinaters Shoko.  Mom can pop one in our bag of nip. Great idea Kali.                                                                      MeezerColorsDay 6_9_2016We only really know one other meezer…….Queen Nellie Belly.  Let’s send her an e-card.  Won’t she be surprised.

Happy (Me)ezer Colour Day to all our friends.

Shoko black

Kali orange                                                      Kali and Shoks