Are we going to unpack…finally? Yippee…treats.
Mom, did you watch us while you were gone…….I know you’re not all seeing but did you put a camera in the bedroom? You didn’t? Then what was the green light that showed on the bottom of the TV. Yeah, Judy did put my favourite dvd of birds on TV….so? Yes, it was very kind of her…..no one else ever thought of it. Oh, so CK was right. The light was on because the TV was on. I never noticed before.
I’m sure glad you weren’t peeping at us and trusted us. Of course, we were remarkably good. Didn’t Judy tell you…we helped her. She stayed for about an hour and read her mail so I got on the desk and sat in front of the monitor so she had to twist about to see the e-mails. Good exercise.
Now, about that kitty smell on your t-shirt. What gives? Haven’t we given you everything you ever wanted in a kitty? We do so much to help you and this is what you do, run off and cuddle with strangers. It was someone I know? You gotta be kidding me, mom! You were mewing with Nellie, the queen of us cats from hell. What’s she like up close and personal? Did she like you? Oh my catnip….it’s hard to believe. Did you bow? Of course you didn’t or you’d be rolling around on the floor still. A curtsey would have been nice.
She’s beautiful and so small! Just like me…ok, ok, way smaller than me. Goes to show ya, size doesn’t matter. She is my idol mom so I won’t give ya a bad time. Look, Nellie and her mom and there is Cinnamon…out of focus…MOL What a Royal family with Nellie to guide them?
Nellie’s hugging you!! Were you excited? Looks like Nellie gave us a bag of stuffs….let’s see it mom. I still can’t believe you saw my mentor. Wow,…you say they are Nellie approved. She put her paw print to them. They are so unique with a certain relaxing sniff about them. Nellie’s mom made them? How come you’re not that talented mom? Yeah I know you made a rabbit for cats in 1980 but that was a long time ago. I want the octakitty with the tail…no, wait, the thing with feelers looks enticing.
What a wonderful day. Bacon, from Piglove has shown mom and dad’s second day in Georgia with Bacon’s mom and dad. Simply click on Piglove and join mom and dad having more fun.
Mom and dad came home the other day. Mom hollered in a croaky way for Kali and I. Kali answered right away as she was in the livingroom practicing poses for her book on relaxation . I was cloistered in the bedroom looking for hidden cameras….to see if mom and dad had eyes on us even when they were away. Sammy from One Spoiled Cat had alerted me to watch out for these cameras so I was tossing the room. The search was going well until I noticed this light on the TV….it stayed on and was green. Oh no…they’re peeping at us during their holiday. I promptly came into the livingroom and mewed like mad at mom….cause I WAS mad. Mom thought I was just happy to see her. She gave me a big hug and I smelled a foreign cat on her t-shirt. I must interrogate her about this betrayal but now wasn’t the time.
Mom dragged herself into the bedroom. She was hacking, sneezing and her nose was gushing…ewww. She came home a mess! My biohazard of a mother changed into night wear, flopped down on the bed and went to sleep.
Wonder why the green light on the TV? Next installment I’ll let you know my friends.