Are we going to unpack…finally? Yippee…treats.
Oh wow…..you found feline Greenies. I need some for my teeth, right now….PLEASE! What else? A temptations mouse….cool. Colorado cat nip….this is great stuff….mountain grown is always stronger.
Mom, did you watch us while you were gone…….I know you’re not all seeing but did you put a camera in the bedroom? You didn’t? Then what was the green light that showed on the bottom of the TV. Yeah, Judy did put my favourite dvd of birds on TV….so? Yes, it was very kind of her…..no one else ever thought of it. Oh, so CK was right. The light was on because the TV was on. I never noticed before.
I’m sure glad you weren’t peeping at us and trusted us. Of course, we were remarkably good. Didn’t Judy tell you…we helped her. She stayed for about an hour and read her mail so I got on the desk and sat in front of the monitor so she had to twist about to see the e-mails. Good exercise.
Now, about that kitty smell on your t-shirt. What gives? Haven’t we given you everything you ever wanted in a kitty? We do so much to help you and this is what you do, run off and cuddle with strangers. It was someone I know? You gotta be kidding me, mom! You were mewing with Nellie, the queen of us cats from hell. What’s she like up close and personal? Did she like you? Oh my catnip….it’s hard to believe. Did you bow? Of course you didn’t or you’d be rolling around on the floor still. A curtsey would have been nice.
She’s beautiful and so small! Just like me…ok, ok, way smaller than me. Goes to show ya, size doesn’t matter. She is my idol mom so I won’t give ya a bad time. 
Look, Nellie and her mom and there is Cinnamon…out of focus…MOL What a Royal family with Nellie to guide them?
Nellie’s hugging you!! Were you excited? Looks like Nellie gave us a bag of stuffs….let’s see it mom. I still can’t believe you saw my mentor. 
Wow,…you say they are Nellie approved. She put her paw print to them. They are so unique with a certain relaxing sniff about them. Nellie’s mom made them? How come you’re not that talented mom? Yeah I know you made a rabbit for cats in 1980 but that was a long time ago. I want the octakitty with the tail…no, wait, the thing with feelers looks enticing.
What a wonderful day. Bacon, from Piglove has shown mom and dad’s second day in Georgia with Bacon’s mom and dad. Simply click on Piglove and join mom and dad having more fun. 
What do we do first? First mom will get your pillow and then she’ll arrange your teeth on them so the Tooth Fairy can’t miss them. Does the Tooth Fairy have trouble seeing? Does she need glasses. I can always paint my teeth black. Calm down Shoko, the Tooth Fairy brought me treats for my teeth and some toys too. No mew-lah? Some money, yes. You mean the Tooth Fairy’s broke now! Of course not! Where do you get these ideas Shoko? 
There we go. Displayed for the Tooth Fairy. She can’t miss.
I’m going to lay here and watch the pillow all night so I can talk to the Tooth Fairy. She must be an old woman cause mom was saying the Tooth Fairy came and took her baby teeth when they fell out. That’s a peep Tooth Fairy, our Tooth Fairy is for cats so I’m guessing she’ll have four paws and a tail…maybe she’s even Siamese like us, Shoko.
