C’mon mom let’s go into the basement. No, NO…I don’t need the granny tiger vest. I become as slow as a granny kitty. Cwap! If you insist. You have to catch me first…woohoo. Cwap! Kali, you lost too much weight….mom found me. It couldn’t be the bright orange tiger vest on your back that gave you away, is it? Alright, alright, I’ll go downstairs…where’s the treats first. Yuck…bewaa …..where are the tasty ones that our friends gave us? I see them!! Get ready, here I come.
Mmmmm…these are the yummy treats. Let’s keep going mom. Thanks mom…they taste way better than the cwappy ones that are good for me.
Oh look, dad hid your wagon down here. We have to get some water proving on it before Spring. Will we grow vegetables in here or flowers? A sweet potato vine crawling up the handle would be so cool, as long as Cow Kitty doesn’t climb it.
See the dead bodies to your left. Those are our outside animals hibernating till Spring. Had ya going, didn’t I?
Meanwhile up on the Poop Deck. Awww…feels so good to stretch out on a soft bed. What the….Cow Kitty get out of my bedroom! How rude!! I’m not prepared for visitors. *Cow Kitty slides across the floor in his haste to leave the bedroom.*
Here I’m protected and it feels so good to roll around in the tunnel.
Cow Kitty…oh Cow Kitty, where are you? I haven’t finished telling you off. Shh…don’t let her know I’m here. Mancats!! For nips sake. I swear not a lick of thinking just doing on his part. MOL
Have a great Thursday my friends.
Dad has been helping out cause mom is remarkably slow and he wants his stuff, like, sometime this month. The laundry was the first thing he attempted. Mom didn’t like the way he did that. Her underwear has pink tinges to them. Geesh! You can be so judgemental mom…..it’s not like your showing them around to peeps….or are you? He vacuumed the house and that wasn’t bad….she even thanked him. Then he disappeared for several hours…..only to be found on the computer playing Angry Birds with Jimmy from Piglove.
Meanwhile Kali, Cow Kitty and moi, of course, were outside enjoying our fine weather.
Meanwhile back in Fort Meezer, dad is informing mom that he doesn’t do toilets…it’s in his contract. Aha! I’m not the only one with a written contract. I knew it was a great idea.. Mom said ok, she’ll do them….I know she likes cleaning them….she is, shall we say…..different.
Lastly, was dinner. Dad loves meatloaf and decided he would make one up for supper. Way to go dad. Do you remember the last one you made?
This month Shopping Around the World Presents making a hearty winter soup. Bacon of Piglove introduced us to Shopping Around the World.
This process takes us two days because mom is picky as hell-o.
Here is a list of the ingredients:
1 smoked pork hock
1 onion, chopped
1 bay leaf
3/4 cup dried split peas
1/2 cup whole dried peas
1/4 cup of green lentils
1 potato, peeled, cut up
Mom used a big crock pot and threw in the smoked pork hock. What’s a pork hock mom? I never heard of one. The hock is the lower, meaty portion of the front leg of the animal. Eww…the lower leg of the pig…shhh we don’t want Bacon to hear! You mean like the ankle? There’s not much meat on an ankle but the hock might include an ankle also Shoks. Sounds like peeps don’t have enough to do if they’re going to smoke an ankle. The hocks are so tasty though Shoks and when they’re smoked they get a special flavour. You mean like ham, mom? Well, yes, very similar to ham Shoks. Why not just use the ham then? Mainly because the hock has such a lovely flavour…stop asking questions Shoko and let’s get busy. OK mom, how long do we simmer the smoked pork hock mom? I put the smoked pork hock on for about 10 hours on simmer in the crock pot. Then we throw away all the fat on the meat and the bay leaf. We peel back the fat to see the meat. Transferring the juice into our bowl, we then put the bowl into the fridge to make the juice gel up and all the fat to rise to the top. The meat we keep in another separate bowl. We can put it in the fridge overnight or in our case, stick the bowl on the deck for an hour or so and the juices will solidify quickly. It shows just how fast us kitties can get frozen at these temperatures. It’s quite dangerous to have animals out for very long in this weather Shoko.
After the juices have cooled overnight we take a slotted spoon and remove much of the fat solidified on top of the bowl. We keep some of the fat as this is where much of the flavour resides. Now. is the time to add all the dried ingredients and the onion and celery. There is no need to sauté the veggies as they will cook nicely in the crock pot and retain all their flavour. Any questions Shoko? Yes, when do we pee on the juices? What??!! Oh my Shoko we never pee on the soup. It’s called pea soup because we use peas. Why would you think we would pee on it? I’ve heard of yellow pea soup and green pea soup and I figured one had to pea on both but you couldn’t really see the pee in the green soup. What’s the difference between yellow and green pea soup mom? Green and yellow split peas are different varieties of the seeds of the Pisum sativum L., or field pea, plant. Also if peas dry to hardness on the vine, they retain a yellow appearance as opposed to dried up picked peas. How do you know mother? I know from the peas in our garden Shoko. I have never dried enough to make yellow pea soup but maybe I should and see if it works. That’ll be our goal this year mom.
After the dried ingredients have been added, add the chopped onion, That’s not much potato in a big crock pot like that mom. I know Shoks but we freeze our pea soup and the potato seems to go grainy when frozen so I only put in enough for that meal.
While the ingredients are cooking bring out the pork hock meat. I am rather particular about not including any gristle or chunks of fat. So I pull the meat apart by hand so I can feel the meat that goes into the soup. MOL…no wonder you need glasses mom! About 2 hours before meal time add the chopped and peeled potato. If you add the potato too soon, it will become mush. I add the meat just before eating the soup. Many times I have had a delicious soup but the meat tasted boiled so I add the cooked meat last. Although I can’t see where adding the meat earlier would make a huge difference. Today you will have the crock pot on for about 8 hours or maybe a wee bit less.
Your soup is now ready to enjoy. Any last words about the soup Shoko? Yes, remember don’t cool the soup down by peeing in it….mom says it really doesn’t taste good afterwards…psst..guess she found out the hard way. MOL
Note the orange thingies in the soup, well, mom told me she added shredded carrot and a bit of chopped carrot but no pee. Got i?! Good.