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Dad Is Helping Mom…..Seriously!

Dad has been helping out cause mom is remarkably slow and he wants his stuff, like, sometime this month.  The laundry was the first thing he attempted.  Mom didn’t like the way he did that.  Her underwear has  pink tinges to them.   Geesh!  You can be so judgemental mom…..it’s not like your showing them around to peeps….or are you?   He vacuumed the house and that wasn’t bad….she even thanked him.  Then he disappeared for several hours…..only to be found on the computer playing Angry Birds with Jimmy from Piglove.

Meanwhile Kali, Cow Kitty and moi, of course, were outside enjoying our fine weather.

KalishcropIs the ground dry, Shoko?  Dry as the nip on the vine.  Notice the lack of snow,  Could spring be here early?

ckzoomcrCow Kitty says if he acts nonchalant perhaps the birds won’t notice him and fly into his mouth.  It’s worth a try.

Meanwhile back in Fort Meezer, dad is informing mom that he doesn’t do toilets…it’s in his contract.  Aha! I’m not the only one with a written contract.  I knew it was a great idea..  Mom said ok, she’ll do them….I know she likes cleaning them….she is, shall we say…..different.

Lastly, was dinner.  Dad loves meatloaf and decided he would make one up for supper.  Way to go dad.  Do you remember the last one you made?

grossshHthththt, hisssth….lordy me that does look gross dad!  You mean mom ate this mess….I mean gourmet meal?

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She liked it too!  Wow, way to make dad feel good mom.                                                                        meatloafsmWhoa, this meatloaf is perfect, dad!  Mom will be so happy….bet she’ll take a picture of it.

Have a great day my friends.                                                              Kali and Shoks

 

 

They’re Leaving Us!!

Mom and dad are going away, like they did last year about this time.  I’m being as dramatic as I can so mom feels guilty going away.  She really has her nerve leaving us.  Who will feed me, change my water fountain, change the kitty litter?  I hope its not that strange woman from last year…she didn’t bother with us and hardly ever gave us wet food.  MOM…you can’t go….I’ll die without my treats and goodies.  Shoko pull yourself together…remember you’re a Cat Scout!!  Cat Scouts don’t make peeps feel guilty and especially their mom.  She does a lot for us so let’s help her pack and feel happy.                                                              kali1See, just be available for mom.  Help her, if you can.  You’ve had this suitcase a long time mom.  You must take good care of it.  I’ll try it Kali…Mom you’ve had this suitcase like, forever!  It’s time you broke down and bought a new one and don’t be so cheap.                                                           ShokosatReally Shoko, that sounds awful.  It does?  This is my normal way of talking Kali.  I don’t understand what you want me to say. 

kalismMom you’ve packed all the clothes so snug and tidy.  You have more room now.  You try Shoko.  Hey mom, do you really need 12 pairs of underwear?  You do…well if you say so.  There is plenty of room but don’t pack anymore…you’ll need the extra room for treats and toys for us.  Kali shakes her head.  I don’t think you’ll ever get the idea Shoks.  Cwap Kali, I thought I was being helpful.                                                                      kalism2Have fun mom and remember we love you and dad.  Course we do and  we’ll hold Fort Meezer in da Hood down for you.  That’ll be hard cause we’re not allowed outside.  Our new pet sitter will look after us or we’ll let you know right away.                                                                       Kali and Shoks