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North Wind

We have a visitor Kali.  Cow Kitty quit scratchin’ you’re making me itchy. aackitchCwap!  I know you don’t have fleas.  The vet says there are no fleas up here cause of the cold weather.                                                            aaashoktailVisitor or not…I’m getting away from him.

aaataileokali Yeah, Cow Kitty, I have delicate skin and don’t need red gashes from my manicured nails just cause you’re working at an itch. 

MOL, I have the whole place to myself.                                                                  aaacksniffHey, Mmmm..this thing smells delicious.  I could lay here and sniff it all day.

May your visitors not slobber on your toys but grant you the nip to not care.

SHOKO…..BLACK

KALI…..ORANGE

COW KITTY…..GREEN

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Beauty Tips With Kali

Morning all!  What a beautiful crisp morning.  Did you know the fresh air is one of the best remedies for your skin/furs.  The crisp breeze will blow many impurities right off your skin..                                                                   kali-zoomed

Translation:  If, you want to keep that nose, grab it with both paws or the wind will quickly slip your nose off!

To wash your face, gently lick your paw and caress your face with the moistened paw, making circular motions.                                                       aaafacekali

 

Translation:  Slobber all over your paw and wipe the spit on your face in a big circle.

Ever get those ugly black gobs in the corners of your eyes?                                                 aablack-gobsThese gobs are simple to deal with by dabbing fresh tap water on your eyelids, all the time making a  sweeping motion upwards.

Translation:  Stick your face in a bucket or wading pool full of water and shake your head vigorously.  I guarantee the black gobs will be gone.

My final tip is to protect yourself from the sun’s rays.  Even if you are just slopping around the backyard, you must protect those fine furs and your dainty skin from the eroding damage of the sun.                                                         kali-with-fishing-hat-and-glassesMOL…Well, instead of looking like an escapee from a fishing camp, why not just pull a bag over your body.  You need to cut four holes for your legs and two for your eyes, have mom tape the top around you but now you’re set for that extra sunny day.  Just don’t pick a fight with your sister.  Remember running is a liability in this outfit.

 

There you have them my friends just a few of my beauty tips.  Enjoy yourself and have fun.

KALI…..ORANGE

SHOKO…..BLACK                                                                 sistersinarmsfall