Like I give a mouse’s patootie!
You know what your problem is sisteh? Uh…no, tell me, big sis. You have cabin fever….you need to go out in the cold and get the fresh air in that crappy looking fur of yours. You take mom out with you. She needs a good airing out too.
Meanwhile, I’ll just take my selfie and whisk over to The Cat On My Head’s blog and show off my selfie to our friends.
Come join me. Click on The Cat On My Head and let’s blow this popsicle stand.
Shoko!! Did you drop your toys in bed again….on my side of the bed? What makes you think it was me, mom? You think maybe its some other furry face? The aroma is pretty powerful and can tear into a kitty like…like, you tear into potato chips….good comparison, eh? You know the Colorado nip that you got from Bacon’s mom is pretty darn exotic…I saw Kali trippin’ out on the deck after a few whiffs.
Today is THEE day for my big sis as she turns 13. Imagine 13! Thirteen years ago we never heard of Silvervine Catnip. Computers were harder to handle….there were not so many cats with blogs because computers were not “cat friendly” at that time.
When Kali was born mom and dad lived in a different house. They had a lane beside the house. Mom says that Kali was a very friendly kitten and if a stranger past by the backyard and said “Hi” to Kali….she would follow them home. Mom would quit gardening and race down the lane to bring Kali home again.
She is a fun sisteh and deserves the best. She deserves to be called queen and bowed to….ya right! In your dreams sis. Don’t hold your breath.
I know you lost the mice from last year…I might have had a wee bit to do with that. I got you mini mice this year, they are smaller and you can carry them around with your 4 teeth. Have fun with them Kali. You are a great sis…..
Look at all the food…dudette you are one lucky kittah.
Enjoy my Woofie friends. Mom made them but they are really good…I tasted them before letting her put them out.
We have some extra Woofie treats so you can take some home with you. It’s OK, mom didn’t make them.
We have extra Nipcider for our kitty friends to take home…enjoy!
Mom and dad got you a Furminator for your birthday Kali.
I’ve always wanted one of those. I’ve heard the back rub it gives is sooo relaxing. Thanks mom and dad. I can’t wait for a Furminator brush now. Maybe tonight when we start reading the 12 Rescue Stories.
What kind of a party would this be with out a cake. So Kali, mom made a cake that looks a lot like you sis.
It’s lovely mom…thank you.
Kali I don’t really have a present for you but you know I’ve been looking for a modelling job. Well, I got one…ya….I really got a job. Thanks to your help and guidance Kali I have a full-time job with Beautiful British Columbia Magazine.
Oh my Beatrice!! You did it!! I could have never done it with out you girlfriend. I also got a part time job at The Beaver. Everyone was delighted with my bling.
Oh Beatrice, I’m overcome….when do you leave? Monday. So soon!! They want to send me to the Yukon for a shoot on the lake near Dawson City. The ice is melting and won’t wait. I’ll miss you my friend. *Beatrice and Kali hug*
S’cuse me Kali and Beatrice but Kali you received a couple of cards from your friends.
That was so nice of the lil Oinker…you guys are special to me.
Easy Rider, what a lovely surprise! I bet you sent this bottle off months ago to make sure it made it to the Pacific Ocean and then ride the rivers up to Prince George. *blows a kiss to Easy*. What would I do without you my friend?
Hope you all enjoyed Kali’s pawty. Thanks for coming by.