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Really, For Me?

Dad put up a beautiful mistletoe (plastic) with seeds dangling from it. I just love it.  It was mixed in with the other ornaments.  This decoration adds a certain panache to our condo.  Nobody else has a decoration like this.                                           

You don’t think those are seeds, dad?  What are they then?  No, they’re not seeds!!  Really?  You say they’re varnished moose droppings!  Eww…..  No, they don’t stink.  So what does the mistletoe and moose droppings mean?                                                              

Does this ornament say “Mistlepoop” or “Kiss My Butt?”     What do you think it says, my friends.