Tag Archives: rid

The Party Planning Begins

SHOKO…..BLACK
KALI…..ORANGE
MOM…..RED VIOLET

It’s time we asked mom when she’s going away so we can plan our wee pawty with the gang from Blogville.  Should we tell mom about the pawty Shoko?  Are you kidding….no way.  She would be upset and give Judy some terrible rules like hide  the nip and put all the toys away.  I have mom’s credit card number and have been paying attention when she buys something.  You better not get mom in trouble or you’ll be looking for a new home.  You mean she’d get rid of me over a few measly dollars.  With her credit card!  No, mom wouldn’t get rid of you….I would.  You don’t hurt the ones you love Shoko, not ever.  So we do this pawty proper like or we have none.  I see what you mean Kali and I won’t use mom’s credit card.  How bout her emergency money?  That’s border line  bad behaviour Shoko.  Well, how else are we going to get the money for a happening pawty?  Steal the things we need?  Mom would be horrified if we stole anything.  She just wouldn’t tolerate that kind of behaviour from either of us.  We weren’t brought up to steal what we want.  Well, I don’t have any idea then. *sigh* 

Stay still Shoks, you’re making me dizzy with your blurriness.  How bout your Da Bird wand…..we could get a few dollars for that at the …..No way sis, Einey gave me Da Bird for Christmas.  I’m never, ever, ever parting with it.  OK, OK…cool your booties, I won’t take it away.                                                                        Hi there mom, we were just talking about you and dad and your vacation.  Where are you going?  We’re going to France Shoko.  FRANCE…you mean like Paris.  Exactly!  Cool, that’s where I went with Cat Scouts.  You going to see the Eiffel Tower?  Oh we can’t miss seeing such a wonderful place.   Did you know that Einey and I went hang gliding off the Eiffel Tower. Really, weren’t you scared?  Well, a little but Einey was with me.   He would save you right Shoko?  No….if I die in the jump, so does he.                                                                 See, don’t we look cool.  How long will you be gone mom?  A couple of weeks Shoko.  We leave next week.    We’re also headed for London after France.  So you are going to more places than Paris in France?  Yes, you betcha.  We’re going to see Phenny and his parents.  No seriously mom, anyone I would know?  Phenny and his parents Shoko.  They live across a huge pond……you can’t jump that far and our magic carpet wouldn’t hold you and dad.  You’ll have to wait and see the pictures when we get back.

Friends, friends.  That’s it Kali!  I got it.  We can ask our friends to bring one fun food or drink to the pawty.  By the time 10 friends are here the choices will be fantastical.  I like that Shoko….we can supply some things like nip, some silvervine and chicky broth with a blob of chicky in it.  We can get some good games going too.  We have to have a catchy name.  How about Shoko and Kali’s Lucky Pot Pawty?  Let it be……come one and all to our Lucky Pot Pawty.  The last week of March is when we are having the funniest pawty you have ever seen.

 

May you never find a cat in your burger!  That makes no sense, Shoko.  Does too!  You never heard of a cat burger?  That’s a cat burglar Shoko.  You say burglar I say burger….same diff.                                                                           

Sunday Selfies with Shoko

The Cat on my HeadHere it is Sunday already.  Time for the Sunday Selfies with our awesome blog hop host The Cat On My Head.  After admiring my selfie….visit the others and see which want to pose and which ones are flyin’ by the seat of their furs.

Today I am the stand in for Kali who is kinda spacy and wishes to be left alone with her tiara.

Mom ordered me a vest instead of my harness seeing I was able to rid myself of the harness in very little time.  I got a tiger type vest and mom placed me in it and…..nothing happened.  I would not move.                                                             aaashokovest3I don’t like this!  It feels more secure and there’s no wiggle room.  I look like a wee tiger with a big head.

I guess we’re going to have to practice in the basement again.  I was quite happy with the harness.

Treats?  Ahhh…I’m not movin’.  I don’t care for those treats anyway.  Put some good ones down and we’ll mew.                                                                         aashokovest2

May your selfie reflect the REAL you.

SHOKOKALI2