Morning all! What a beautiful crisp morning. Did you know the fresh air is one of the best remedies for your skin/furs. The crisp breeze will blow many impurities right off your skin..
Translation: If, you want to keep that nose, grab it with both paws or the wind will quickly slip your nose off!
To wash your face, gently lick your paw and caress your face with the moistened paw, making circular motions.
Translation: Slobber all over your paw and wipe the spit on your face in a big circle.
Ever get those ugly black gobs in the corners of your eyes? These gobs are simple to deal with by dabbing fresh tap water on your eyelids, all the time making a sweeping motion upwards.
Translation: Stick your face in a bucket or wading pool full of water and shake your head vigorously. I guarantee the black gobs will be gone.
My final tip is to protect yourself from the sun’s rays. Even if you are just slopping around the backyard, you must protect those fine furs and your dainty skin from the eroding damage of the sun. MOL…Well, instead of looking like an escapee from a fishing camp, why not just pull a bag over your body. You need to cut four holes for your legs and two for your eyes, have mom tape the top around you but now you’re set for that extra sunny day. Just don’t pick a fight with your sister. Remember running is a liability in this outfit.
There you have them my friends just a few of my beauty tips. Enjoy yourself and have fun.
The mail lady rang the doorbell….quick run UTB. Who was the package from Kali? I don’t know ….let me go see. Hey, it’s from Easy in France. Really? That’s awesome……all the way from France. C’mon mom, hurry and open it. Oh look there’s Fozziemum’s picture of a kangaroo on the card. That’s right Easy won some of Fozziemum’s cards, Now we have one too. Flat Shoko will be spending Christmas with Easy and his staff. Cool! Look at the Oktoberfest stuffs. Woah! Let me get your picture Kali. Don’t fidget.
You really suit that hat Kali….you look like a German in your Oktoberfest gear. Now, let’s see you put more energy into modelling your outfit. Better Kali. At least you’re more awake.
Now for Cow-Kitty:
We had to cheat and pizap his hat on him. He was very uncooperative. Doesn’t he look like Harry Potter? He just needs a pair of glasses.
OK Shoks we’ve all had our pictures done except you. Your turn.
MOL Once again you look totally ticked Shoko. I guess I just look that way Kali.
Dad has a great photo.
Mom doesn’t look so good as a fun loving Oktoberfest person. She would look much better as a witch with a cauldron.
Notice the pearl necklace she’s wearing. Sorry but the earrings have Beatrice’s name on them. Beatrice will be back from her modelling assignment for Christmas. So we thank you Easy and staff for her.
Mom is looking through the Halloween ornaments for her cauldron. I hear her now…..hahahahahahahahahahahaha