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Shoko and Kali’s Lucky Pot Pawty

Let’s move that table Kali so there’s room to dance and play, *herd of elephants*.  Crap it’s heavy Shoko!  I know but I couldn’t ask mom and dad to move it before they left. I guess not.

SHOKO…..BLACK
KALI…..ORANGE                                                                                       What kinda food should we put out Shoko?  That’s no biggie Kali….we’ll put out what we like for the cats, the others may be a bit more difficult but we’ll figure it out.                                                                           Chickens, roasted with powdered nip and silvervine  stuffing.  Geez databbiesotrouttowne are not going to be pleased with a berd around.  Well, it’s not alive or pecking at them and many of our pals love chicky.  We can’t please everyone Kali, I wish we could but we’re all different

We have a dish called Sashimi.  Sashimi is used to cleanse your palette  between different courses.                                                                        Salmon fresh from the Pacific.  We had some Sockeye Salmon filets shipped in from Prince Rupert to tempt the taste buds of the fishy fanatics like YOU.  hehe

We will grill the salmon to perfection  right in front of your eyes.  For those more daring we have salmon sushi.                                                                    Wow Shoko where did you get this stuff?  It’s delicious but we didn’t have any money.  Well, the chicky was in the freezer and the salmon was sent down to us from our friends in Rupert.  We don’t have any friends in Rupert Shoko. Do you hafta be so picky Kali?  Did you do something dishonest for it Shoks?  No, I got the salmon from the freezer too.  So, you’re just a big wind bag Shoko!  Nope,  these things are perfectWhere do you think mom and dad got the salmon?  Prince Rupert?  Exactly.

We have some Green Goblin drinks for all.  The main ingredient is nip and this nip is fermented…woohoo!                                                                              

Now when our pals bring their lucky pot dishes, we’ll have a tasty set up.  Why the name lucky pot?  The police will be alerted to our activities.  Let them be!  We’re lucky to have a pot of anything from our friends.  That’s what I mean.

Gracie lent us her favourite condo playground to play and have herd of elephant games.  It’s a massive tree.

I “borrowed” 2 diffusers to play. “Name That Stink.”                                                          What do our friends win if they guess the right stink, Shoko?  Ummm…I never thought of that Kali.  What toys do you have Kali?  Toys that don’t have teeth marks in them like mine? I got a wind up mouse but I slobber on my toys.  It’s rude to give a bitten or slobbered on toy.  I know!!  Remember those straws that mom found when she went out for coffee with her friend.  You mean the ones from Starbucks and Tim Horton’s?  Exactly!  There must be 70 of them there.  Mom goes out for coffee a lot.  Those can be take home prizes.                                                      Is Nellie coming Shoko?  She figures she can sneak away for a few hours but will be home when mom goes to visit.  Nellie wouldn’t say a word about our pawty to mom, I know it.  She is the Queen of The Cat From Hell so she won’t say ,”nip.”  She can get on her cell phone and let us know when mom’s coming home.  Then we can have everything shiny and new looking.

We’re ready for a pawty.                                                         May your light shine through
the haze of nipadoodle.                                                                                       

 

Valentine’s Day

SHOKO…..BLACK
KALI…..ORANGE
COW KITTY…..GREEN

Wasn’t Valentines Day fun Kali.  It was a super relaxing day.  That’s right, you had a spa day.  Tell us about it Kali.  The day started off warm and cozy.  It was 10 above today.  After we had breakkie and a quick walk about on the deck….there is still lots of snow. I headed for the spa area in mom’s bedroom.  There I sat in the hot tub that blows steam on my face to smooth and cleanse my snow white furs.                                                                                     kalispaI didn’t want to disturb mom and dad so I had my earphones in while listening to Andy Williams singing, “Moon River.” What a lovely song.  I was mellowing and mewing along when I felt a tap on my shoulder.  I mewed for Shoko to go away……still the tapping got more intense. Soon the taps were hurting.  I popped out my cuke slices and my eyes grew huge as loonies…..there sitting beside the tub was Cow Kitty.  I growled in no uncertain terms to get his skinny spotted butt outta my bathroom and don’t ever come back.  But…..but..Take your butt, butt outta this room.                                                              ckkbath  I am very sorry Miss Kali but I must leave soon and I wanted to play with your favourite mouse but thought I should ask first.  Can I play with it?  Oh my, I feel like the cat that ate the canary….very guilty.  satisfied inside but guilty.  Cow Kitty it is wrong to run into a ladies bedroom for any reason….knock next time and wait to be let in.  Of, course you can play with my mouse….that was very nice to ask.  Woo hoo, thanks Miss Kali.  I won’t bother you again……well today.

How was your spa Kali?  Well aside from Cow Kitty barging it, it was exhilarating You know Shoko I believe Cow Kitty is becoming more of a gentleman.  So he asked  to borrow your mouse?  He sure did.  I was impressed.  That was kind of him to ask, here is the rest of your mouse.  Oh dear…..it has no fur anymore!  The hazards of lending your toys to boy cats, I guess.  So let’s see your manicure Kali.                                                                              aanailsThey’re mauve Kali!  They are very pretty. Thanks Shoko.  I worked hard to get just the right sheen.

Let’s show our friends Einey and Buddy’s Valentine cards to us.

00-valentine-card-shoo-einstein                                                                            00-valentine-card-kali-buddyMom is going to have her mouse protein IV today at the hospital and she is always wiped afterward so she’ll be back with you on-line when she is with it again,  You think she’ll want to run around on the floor so we can chase her Kali?  What a riot that would be…we could run all over her.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!  MOL

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Sunday Selfies With Kali the Hunter

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Time for The Cat On My Head’s Selfie Sunday.  Imagine I am the lone hunter in our backyard, tracking prey. Notice my perfect posture.  I scan the ground for the elusive winter prey. 

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Oh my…is that a mouse? Eekkk…I’m going home. Dirty!!

Please drop by The Cat On My Head and see my friends posing for Selfie Sunday.

Have a quiet and warm day you fine friends. 

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Funny, Farty, Friday Fill-Ins

 

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Shoko, there is nothing farty or smelly about our fill-ins, you just wanted to write farty, didn’t you?  You can be so….so…kittenish sometimes and not in the cute way.                                                               asleepsh1

Ellen of 15 and Meowing blog and Anne of McGuffy’s Reader blog, are introducing another set of Fill-Ins for us to play with.  Thank you ladies and we’ll try to give it our best try.

1. One Thanksgiving tradition I have is….. TO RUN AROUND  THE LIVING ROOM MEWING FOR KALI TO CHASE ME AND WHEN SHE DOES, I RUN INTO THE TUNNEL AND WAIT FOR HER….THEN I CHASE HER OUTTA THE TUNNEL.  SHE FALLS FOR IT EVERYTIME. LOL

bbcI MADE THIS TUNNEL WITH MY OWN GRUBBY PAWS.

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2. Black Friday…..IS WHEN EVERYONE HAS TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR NINJA ASSASSINS.                                                                             stressed-out

 

3. The best part about Thanksgiving Day is…..BEING BATHED IN A COOKED TURKEY SMELL ALL DAY.  Mmmmm….. LOVE IT!                                                                aaadeslshokcrsmzm

4. One Thanksgiving,…..I SEARCHED AND SEARCHED FOR A MOUSE OUTSIDE IN THE LANE.  I FINALLY BROUGHT ONE HOME, LIVE AND SQUIRMING BUT MOM WOULDN’T LET ME IN.  I HAD AN APPETIZER  FOR EVERYONE BUT SHE WOULD NOT LET ME IN.  I WAS FORCED TO SET IT FREE AND GO INSIDE WITHOUT A PRESENT FOR ANYONE.  I WAS SO EMBARRASSED TO SHOW UP EMPTY PAWED.

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What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?   A Cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night!  MOL, MOL…….I like that one Shoko!

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Friday’s Fun Fill-Ins With Shoko

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Ellen from 15 and Meowing and Annie from McGuffy’s Reader are the co-hosts for our Fill-Ins this week.  This is Week 23.  Stop by and read their super blogs.

 

1. It is good to have a spare….. MOUSE OR TWO OR FOUR.  I TEND TO LOSE A MOUSE OR TWO EACH YEAR.  MOM HAS PULLED THE FURNITURE OUT AND THE ODD MOUSE IS HIDING UNDER THERE BUT THE OTHERS SEEM TO RUN AWAY.  MAYBE KALI HAS A STASH OF MOUSES IN THE BEDROOM SOMEWHERE.

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2. I don’t understand why…..FRESH COOKED CHICKY LIVERS are so popular WITH CATS.  THEY ARE YUCKY AND MUSHY.  GIVES ME THE SHIVERS JUST THINKING OF THEM.

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3. The spookiest thing that ever happened to me was FINDING COW KITTY AT THE END OF MY TUNNEL.  THE HORROR!!

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4. My favourite Halloween tale is …..THE HEADLESS HORSECAT.  I’M AFRAID TO TURN AROUND AFTER THAT STORY, JUST IN CASE HE’S STANDING ON HIS HORSE BESIDE ME.  EEEEEEK…

May the Headless Horsecat never ride his nightmare into your waking hours.

SHOKO…..BLACK

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Helping Mom Unpack

Are we going to unpack…finally?  Yippee…treats.

suitcaseshoksmOh wow…..you found feline Greenies.  I need some for my teeth, right now….PLEASE!  What else?  A temptations mouse….cool.  Colorado cat nip….this is great stuff….mountain grown is always stronger.

Mom, did you watch us while you were gone…….I know you’re not all seeing but did you put a camera in the bedroom?  You didn’t?  Then what was the green light that showed on the bottom of the TV.  Yeah, Judy did put my favourite dvd of birds on TV….so?  Yes, it was very kind of her…..no one else ever thought of it. Oh, so CK was right.  The light was on because the TV was on.  I never noticed before.

dvdsmcrI’m sure glad you weren’t peeping at us and trusted us.  Of course, we were remarkably good.  Didn’t  Judy tell you…we helped her.  She stayed for about an hour and read her mail so I got on the desk and sat in front of the monitor so she had to twist about to see the e-mails.  Good exercise.

Now, about that kitty smell on your t-shirt.  What gives?  Haven’t we given you everything you ever wanted in a kitty?  We do so much to help you and this is what you do, run off and cuddle with strangers.  It was someone I know?  You gotta be kidding me, mom!  You were mewing with Nellie, the queen of us cats from hell.  What’s she like up close and personal?  Did she like you?  Oh my catnip….it’s hard to believe.  Did you bow?  Of course you didn’t or you’d be rolling around on the floor still.  A curtsey would have been nice.

nellie2She’s beautiful and so small!  Just like me…ok, ok, way smaller than me.  Goes to show ya, size doesn’t matter.  She is my idol mom so I won’t give ya a bad time.                                                  nelliemomcinsmLook, Nellie and her mom and there is Cinnamon…out of focus…MOL  What a Royal family with Nellie to guide them?

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Nellie’s hugging you!!  Were you excited?  Looks like Nellie gave us a bag of stuffs….let’s see it mom.  I still can’t believe you saw my mentor.                                                     goodiesnellieWow,…you say they are Nellie approved.  She put her paw print to them.  They are so unique with a certain relaxing sniff about them.  Nellie’s mom made them?  How come you’re not that talented mom?  Yeah I know you made a rabbit for cats in 1980 but that was a long time ago.  I want the octakitty with the tail…no, wait, the thing with feelers looks enticing.

What a wonderful day.  Bacon, from Piglove has shown mom and dad’s second day in Georgia with Bacon’s mom and dad.  Simply click on Piglove and join mom and dad having more fun.                                                                 Kali and Shoks

 

 

 

 

 

 

Artsy, Fartsy Caturday With Kali

Cow Kitty decided to come visit early this morning and even mom and dad didn’t feel like playing with him.  So he made himself comfy in our living room window.

windowsmWonder what the neighbour’s thought as they drove by and saw their cat in our window. MOL  Sorry bout the reflection…mom doesn’t know how to deal with it.

Shoko is busy trying to think what would be the bestest gift for Einstein.  She has narrowed it down to a chocolate mouse or a real one.

The choices:

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I prefer the chocolate mice but Shoks says I’m not a mancat and maybe they would rather chase something rather than eat it. Keep pondering Shoks, the solution will come to you.

It is Athena and Marie’s Artsy Caturday  and we used  Corel Paints again for a Mirrored me.  Well, here is what mom and I came up with to show you our artsy ability.                                                                  mirrored KalismYou must go and see my pals posing with their best artsy look.  Simply click on Athena and Marie’s Caturday blog and be drawn into another world.  See you over at Athena and Marie’s my friends.

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