MOL, it’s my turn for artsy Caturday and I told mom exactly what I wanted. She of course obliged my every whim. Sure she did furry face, *rolls eyes*. More than likely she agreed to shut you up. Well, maybe Shoko but you could be nicer about the whole thing.
Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty is having the Caturday artsy lineup. Click on the name and go see your buddies enduring the effects of their mom’s creativeness.
What’s that saying Shoko? You mean:
“SOMETIMES YOU’RE THE WATER….SOMETIMES YOU’RE THE TUB”
Tomorrow is the Kentucky Derby at Cat Scouts. Kali and I are going with our boyfriends.
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I must ask you Sherl, why the get up? Oh Shoko, I have a horrible headache and the sun seems so bright today! You look as if you’ve found something new, Sherl. I have Shoko. It was right in front of our faces but we couldn’t see it. The nip amplified my deductive reasoning. It was elementary, dear Shoko. Oh really?
We have a photo of Elfin John’s stab wounds. We compared these to everyone’s teeth and fangs that entered the house over the last month to no avail. So we have exhausted all possible leads except one.
The evidence: See how the fang marks match perfectly with the puncture wounds. I see Sherl. So you know who did it? It was pure deduction my dear girl. When all other possibilities have been dismissed, then the one remaining, however improbable is the correct possibility.
Who did it? It was the ….the… DRYER MONSTER. You know, the one that eats your dad’s socks and steals face cloths. Dryer monster why did you bite Elfin John? What I can’t hear you? He says cause Elfin bugged him. Believe me Elfin can be very trying but no one deserves to be punctured. How did he bug you…um..what is your name? It’s ok you can whisper it to me. Diego the dryer monster. Nice name. You say Elfin would hang by his slippered feet from the top of the dryer and make faces at you through the glass. Seriously? Dude that would irk the cwap outta me too. Still no excuse to puncture the guy. Tell me Diego, how did you get at Elfin and then throw him in the garbage without leaving paw prints.? He says one day mom left the dryer open so he grabbed Elfin by his face and flung him into the garbage. He is surrendering to you Sherl. I will turn him over to the dryer bobbies or as you say here in Canada, the dryer RCMP. They can reprimand him.
We thank Charlie of samanthamurdochblog for using her deductive powers to discover our culprit. Pop on over and visit with Charlie. Her mom is a bit of a crystal nut and always seems to have info about crystals we were not aware of.