Here it is 2am and all is quiet. Kali is snoring up a storm and so I wait alone for the Tooth Fairy. I’m getting *yawn* sleepy.
ZZZZZZ……what was that noise? You see, I have one eye open so I can see everything that happens.
I know I heard something. Oh look, the Tooth Fairy’s been by.
Kali look what I got! I got a toonie, two loonies and two quarters. So you got two dollars for each tooth and fifty cents for the broken one. Good hard cash. I got a feather wand too. That’ll be a lot of fun. Just try to catch me feather…MOL. Focus Shoko.
You got a cheque too. Oh, oh. She could be one of those butt(ers) What??? You know one of those dad’s that don’t pay ail-a-money for their child’s support. Oh…MOL…you mean deadbeat dads. Ya,that’s it!! The Tooth Fairy may not have the mew-lah In the bank to cover the cheque. Believe me Shoko if you go cash this cheque, I guarantee you, that’s the least of your problems.
Shoko did you get a picture of the Tooth Fairy? I hope so. I was wearing my selfie remote and attached the motion activator before I went to sleep. Looks like I got her. The camera was on.
This is the Tooth Fairy?? Egads!! She’s not the least bit like I imagined. It looks more like dad. MOL Even dad doesn’t look that crazy. Mom says that the Tooth Fairy has helpers that step in and help her when she’s really busy. I guess this guy is one of them. Probably a peeps Tooth Fairy helper. I’ll bet hardly anybody likes to see him instead of the real Tooth Fairy so be kind Shoko. OK Kali, I sure can understand why nobody would want to see him late at night.
You know Kali, databbiesotrouttowne were right. I got the exact sum they said I would, and not a cent less. Did I get any treats? Yes, you did. You got 3 bags of Island Paradise, our favourite. Mom put them away while you were busy.
What a night. I could use some sleep.
Have a super day and may your fairy bring you everything you want.