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Shoko and Kali’s Lucky Pot Pawty

Let’s move that table Kali so there’s room to dance and play, *herd of elephants*.  Crap it’s heavy Shoko!  I know but I couldn’t ask mom and dad to move it before they left. I guess not.

SHOKO…..BLACK
KALI…..ORANGE                                                                                       What kinda food should we put out Shoko?  That’s no biggie Kali….we’ll put out what we like for the cats, the others may be a bit more difficult but we’ll figure it out.                                                                           Chickens, roasted with powdered nip and silvervine  stuffing.  Geez databbiesotrouttowne are not going to be pleased with a berd around.  Well, it’s not alive or pecking at them and many of our pals love chicky.  We can’t please everyone Kali, I wish we could but we’re all different

We have a dish called Sashimi.  Sashimi is used to cleanse your palette  between different courses.                                                                        Salmon fresh from the Pacific.  We had some Sockeye Salmon filets shipped in from Prince Rupert to tempt the taste buds of the fishy fanatics like YOU.  hehe

We will grill the salmon to perfection  right in front of your eyes.  For those more daring we have salmon sushi.                                                                    Wow Shoko where did you get this stuff?  It’s delicious but we didn’t have any money.  Well, the chicky was in the freezer and the salmon was sent down to us from our friends in Rupert.  We don’t have any friends in Rupert Shoko. Do you hafta be so picky Kali?  Did you do something dishonest for it Shoks?  No, I got the salmon from the freezer too.  So, you’re just a big wind bag Shoko!  Nope,  these things are perfectWhere do you think mom and dad got the salmon?  Prince Rupert?  Exactly.

We have some Green Goblin drinks for all.  The main ingredient is nip and this nip is fermented…woohoo!                                                                              

Now when our pals bring their lucky pot dishes, we’ll have a tasty set up.  Why the name lucky pot?  The police will be alerted to our activities.  Let them be!  We’re lucky to have a pot of anything from our friends.  That’s what I mean.

Gracie lent us her favourite condo playground to play and have herd of elephant games.  It’s a massive tree.

I “borrowed” 2 diffusers to play. “Name That Stink.”                                                          What do our friends win if they guess the right stink, Shoko?  Ummm…I never thought of that Kali.  What toys do you have Kali?  Toys that don’t have teeth marks in them like mine? I got a wind up mouse but I slobber on my toys.  It’s rude to give a bitten or slobbered on toy.  I know!!  Remember those straws that mom found when she went out for coffee with her friend.  You mean the ones from Starbucks and Tim Horton’s?  Exactly!  There must be 70 of them there.  Mom goes out for coffee a lot.  Those can be take home prizes.                                                      Is Nellie coming Shoko?  She figures she can sneak away for a few hours but will be home when mom goes to visit.  Nellie wouldn’t say a word about our pawty to mom, I know it.  She is the Queen of The Cat From Hell so she won’t say ,”nip.”  She can get on her cell phone and let us know when mom’s coming home.  Then we can have everything shiny and new looking.

We’re ready for a pawty.                                                         May your light shine through
the haze of nipadoodle.                                                                                       

 

Artsy….Caturday With Shoko

Caturday already!  Holy cwap, what a fast week.  Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty is presenting her Caturday Art and I decided that I would stop by and say mew to my friends.  Simply click on the blog hop name and come chat with us.                                                                 caturdayartbannerMom decided to use Photo-Mania.  So she went to Art Effects and chose Painting.  In the selection of paintings she chose Solarization.  Ta Da….

aashoksm1I don’t care for it mom.  I’m too bright and I look mean….it’s the camera’s fault.  What do you think my friends?

May your face reflect the inner you. MOL                                                                                sistersinarmswinter

Caturday Farts..Um…Arts

Cat art

Prepare yourselves it’s Farty Caturday.  This is the day we show our greatest works in a creative way.  You’re a fruitcake Shoko.  You make it sound like all we do is sit around farting….but in a creative way.  I didn’t mean it like that but if that’s what peeps think….it is what it is.  As I was saying Athena and Marie Caturday Art blog are having their parade of artsy anipals.  So rush over and view these special anipals posing like movie stars for you.  First, take a gander at moi.

This is me in a crabby or cwappy mood or so mom says.  I think I look serious and have a don’t try to trick me or I’ll rip your face off expression.  OK, maybe a tad crabby!                                                                                                              shoko3From this close up shot mom got into pizap and added the fisheye effect and the galaxy filter.                                                                          afisheyegalaxyshoksTalk about spacey or crabby looking….this picture hits pay dirt.

Talking about farts, we got an envelope from France today from Easy.  Well, we were wondering what he sent us and hoped it wasn’t a bill for all his efforts in the Pawlympic event Tuneful Farting.

 

We were delighted to see a certificate of achievement for our Tuneful Farting and a ribbon each for Kali and I.                                                              akalishokcertThank you so much Easy.  We are delighted to be noticed for our achievements.  Alright I am delighted.  Kali doesn’t want to mew about it…EVER.  She was trying to be a good sport but she’s not my idea of a good sport.  MOL  That’s my big sis….a queen on 4 paws.

May your long weekend be rain free and nip filled.

SHOKO…..BLACK

KALI…..ORANGE                                                                            SHOKOKALI2

Artsy, Fartsy and Tartsy Day

No way Kali, the nip leaf fell face side down so I get to choose which day  to do a photo for.   Will I choose Artsy, Fartsy Day or Sunday Selfie?  I’m going with Artsy Caturday.  You get Sunday Selfie Kali.

Mom has designed her own artsy picture of me for Artsy Caturday.                                                                 What do ya mean…what am I?  No, I don’t look like I’m wearing a wrinkled and stained wedding dress…knock it off Kali!

I’ll give you a hint…♫ Do the mashed potato…♫

So my friends, go and visit Athena and Maries Artsy Caturday blog by clicking on the blog name.  and enjoy viewing the other artsy pictures.