*sigh* Are you leaving us mom? Ummm…just for a short while Kali. Who will read to us and give us treats? Is dad staying home? N no…he’s coming with me. Judy will stay with you every evening she’ll be here and she’ll give you treats. When I get home, I’ll read to you. Maybe Judy will even read to you.
It’s time we asked mom when she’s going away so we can plan our wee pawty with the gang from Blogville. Should we tell mom about the pawty Shoko? Are you kidding….no way. She would be upset and give Judy some terrible rules like hide the nip and put all the toys away. I have mom’s credit card number and have been paying attention when she buys something. You better not get mom in trouble or you’ll be looking for a new home. You mean she’d get rid of me over a few measly dollars. With her credit card! No, mom wouldn’t get rid of you….I would. You don’t hurt the ones you love Shoko, not ever. So we do this pawty proper like or we have none. I see what you mean Kali and I won’t use mom’s credit card. How bout her emergency money? That’s border line bad behaviour Shoko. Well, how else are we going to get the money for a happening pawty? Steal the things we need? Mom would be horrified if we stole anything. She just wouldn’t tolerate that kind of behaviour from either of us. We weren’t brought up to steal what we want. Well, I don’t have any idea then. *sigh*
Stay still Shoks, you’re making me dizzy with your blurriness. How bout your Da Bird wand…..we could get a few dollars for that at the …..No way sis, Einey gave me Da Bird for Christmas. I’m never, ever, ever parting with it. OK, OK…cool your booties, I won’t take it away. Hi there mom, we were just talking about you and dad and your vacation. Where are you going? We’re going to France Shoko. FRANCE…you mean like Paris. Exactly! Cool, that’s where I went with Cat Scouts. You going to see the Eiffel Tower? Oh we can’t miss seeing such a wonderful place. Did you know that Einey and I went hang gliding off the Eiffel Tower. Really, weren’t you scared? Well, a little but Einey was with me. He would save you right Shoko? No….if I die in the jump, so does he. See, don’t we look cool. How long will you be gone mom? A couple of weeks Shoko. We leave next week. We’re also headed for London after France. So you are going to more places than Paris in France? Yes, you betcha. We’re going to see Phenny and his parents. No seriously mom, anyone I would know? Phenny and his parents Shoko. They live across a huge pond……you can’t jump that far and our magic carpet wouldn’t hold you and dad. You’ll have to wait and see the pictures when we get back.
Friends, friends. That’s it Kali! I got it. We can ask our friends to bring one fun food or drink to the pawty. By the time 10 friends are here the choices will be fantastical. I like that Shoko….we can supply some things like nip, some silvervine and chicky broth with a blob of chicky in it. We can get some good games going too. We have to have a catchy name. How about Shoko and Kali’s Lucky Pot Pawty? Let it be……come one and all to our Lucky Pot Pawty. The last week of March is when we are having the funniest pawty you have ever seen.
Are we going to unpack…finally? Yippee…treats.
Mom, did you watch us while you were gone…….I know you’re not all seeing but did you put a camera in the bedroom? You didn’t? Then what was the green light that showed on the bottom of the TV. Yeah, Judy did put my favourite dvd of birds on TV….so? Yes, it was very kind of her…..no one else ever thought of it. Oh, so CK was right. The light was on because the TV was on. I never noticed before.
I’m sure glad you weren’t peeping at us and trusted us. Of course, we were remarkably good. Didn’t Judy tell you…we helped her. She stayed for about an hour and read her mail so I got on the desk and sat in front of the monitor so she had to twist about to see the e-mails. Good exercise.
Now, about that kitty smell on your t-shirt. What gives? Haven’t we given you everything you ever wanted in a kitty? We do so much to help you and this is what you do, run off and cuddle with strangers. It was someone I know? You gotta be kidding me, mom! You were mewing with Nellie, the queen of us cats from hell. What’s she like up close and personal? Did she like you? Oh my catnip….it’s hard to believe. Did you bow? Of course you didn’t or you’d be rolling around on the floor still. A curtsey would have been nice.
She’s beautiful and so small! Just like me…ok, ok, way smaller than me. Goes to show ya, size doesn’t matter. She is my idol mom so I won’t give ya a bad time. Look, Nellie and her mom and there is Cinnamon…out of focus…MOL What a Royal family with Nellie to guide them?
Nellie’s hugging you!! Were you excited? Looks like Nellie gave us a bag of stuffs….let’s see it mom. I still can’t believe you saw my mentor. Wow,…you say they are Nellie approved. She put her paw print to them. They are so unique with a certain relaxing sniff about them. Nellie’s mom made them? How come you’re not that talented mom? Yeah I know you made a rabbit for cats in 1980 but that was a long time ago. I want the octakitty with the tail…no, wait, the thing with feelers looks enticing.
What a wonderful day. Bacon, from Piglove has shown mom and dad’s second day in Georgia with Bacon’s mom and dad. Simply click on Piglove and join mom and dad having more fun.