I saw you staring under the shed today, Shoko.  Is there a furry under there?  Naw, I just wanted mom to think there was some activity under there so she’d tell dad and he’d be out looking for a lost furry.  That’s exactly what happened.   I mewed and mewed until my throat was sore as dad examined the hole under the shed.                                                                   

Girls, I’m going to wrap presents so you two stay out here and amuse yourselves.  Well, I’m going to sniff  presents.                                                                   Oh man Shoko, this will drive you wild.  I smell lots of nip.  I’m getting giddy….MOL  Let me have a sniff, Kali.  Wowzers!!

That ornament is crocked……no I’m crocked and the ornament is crooked.  That is dang good nip, Kali.

Alright, whose been biting the unwrapped presents!  Shoko!!    Cheez it da law. Let’s make ourselves scarce Kali.                                                                What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? 
  A peeping tom.   Mol…I like it Shoko. mew, mew.  Geez Kali, you really are out of it….that was some strong nip.