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A Letter From Cat Scouts Summer Camp

 

Kali, it’s so quiet without Shoko thundering down the hall to grab a straw before you do.

Personally, I like it, mom.  A relaxing and quiet time without Shoks blabbing at the crows like some demented squirrel.

Look, Kali, we got a letter. It looks like it’s from Shoko.

KALI…..ORANGE
MOM…..PURPLE
SHOKO…..BLACK

Hi Mom, Kali, and Dad,

It’s me….Shoko! I am having so much fun at summer camp.
The first day we got settled in an awesome tent. Maggie is sharing the
tent with me. She’s so much fun. We ate popcorn and chattered into the night…we laughed till I wet myself.

The following day we went fishing and caught a Kokanee salmon.  Pete H. cooked it up on the BBQ with lemon and dill…just like you do mom.  It was delish!

We all went on a hike up this Half Dome Mountain. It was huge and steep….way too steep for Kali, she’d fall down. It was all I could do to hang onto the ropes and poles. MOL.

I wore my new outfit…it fits perfectly mom.                                                   
Did you notice the size of my head? Big, eh? Scout Andy said it was the altitude that gave me a big head. What’s a girl to do?

We finally made it to the top of Half Dome Mountain….what a view!

We got down the mountain a lot faster than going up. We were all back in camp and starving. Maggie and I headed over to the lodge for a fine meal.

In the evening we sat around the campfire and Obi said, I have a question, Denmaster. I was reading the Cat Scout Handbook whilst having my snack and on page fourteen it says that I should pack a poncho and rubbers. What if I\’m nootered?

Everybody started laughing even Denmaster.  I don’t get it mom?  What was so funny, eh?  You can tell me when I get home.

I’ll write again if I get the time mom.

 

Love to everyone,

Scout Shoko

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Kali, What Am I going To Do With A Sister Like You?

My stars, it was hot as hell fire here today.  The mercury climbed to 26C.  That’s 78F for you southern neighbours.  Now, you may laugh and say, “What’s her problem.  That’s not hot.”  For us 80F is hot.  We are used to cooler weather.  Peeps wear shorts and t-shirts when the temperature gets to -3C.

I tried very hard to get Kali to come outside and relax.                                                    akos C’mon Kali, its cool out here.                                                  akoGo away Shoko.  I’m not coming out unless I wear protective clothing.  My furs might catch fire.  Ok, wait until I get my gear on.  There.  I can deal better with the heat this way.                                                             Feline Femme Fatale1You know Kali you look like a dork.  You remind me of Richard Simmons, if he were lucky enough to be a feline.  Aww… but I won’t go funny in the head from the sun.   That’s  because you’re already funny in the head Kali.

SHOKO –  black
KALI – orange

Lexi the schnauzer is heading back on the campaign trail today my friends.  In spite of her Chemotherapy schedule, she is determined to run for mayor of Blogville.  Pop by and see this wonderful Woofie in action. Simply click on Lexi the schnauzer and be prepared for an awesome campaign platform.                                                   lexisch3Lexi believes in equality for all furs.  You go girl!!

 

Florida Here They Come…..Watch Out!

A happy looking gentleman.

bill

Dad is waiting in the Atlanta airport.  Where’s mom?  OK dad, what did you do with her?

Aww..there’s mom…rarin’ to go I see!

mom1

It’s onward to Miami….it’s Florida mom.                                                           miamifli
The flight took about 2 hours and these two were planting their feet in Florida soil. Right away they learned peeps seemed crazy here. They all seemed to need a brush up on how to drive a vehicle. The first one to get a lesson would be the cab driver. After a ride that scared the cwap outta them they were at the hotel on Miami Beach. Immediately they headed for the boardwalk and then the beach.
boardwalk
They wanted to dip their toes in the Atlantic….the Pacific had their whole bodies but the Atlantic could have their toes only.
mom2
This time mom looks like she’s telling that little girl where the monkey lands in the buckwheat. The little girl looks scared.                                                             zoomedbrightshok

My good cod, you do take a lousy picture mom. MOL

After scaring small children, mom called it a day and retired to the hotel.  Dad decided to keep her company.  She may be odd but she sure isn’t boring.                                                                    skylinem Have a great weekend my friends.

Kali and Shoks

 

Results of the Polls

Welcome to Fort Meezer in Da Hood my friends.  Shoko’s idea  of a name for the area around the backyard got a 47%  vote.  So look for Shoko to start sprucing up the area soon…right Shoko?  Right Kali but hey, you gotta help too.  Ah, I’m going to be more concerned with the backyard and grounds.  This area by a vote of 46.7% is now called The Garden of Purrthley Delights.  This delicious idea was CK’s of Stunning Keisha.  Now, the greenhouse is like a world unto itself and Kali and I have decided to call it Shokali Island.  When you walk into the greenhouse you are on a tropical island.  The idea was Easy’s of Easy’s Blog.  These are fun and informative blogs, take a peek and see.

These are the bounties from Shokali Island.                                                          Peppers are ready for eating as are the leeks.                                          Spaghetti squash are ripe for the picking.  Mom’s never cooked these kind of squash so dad’s in for a big surprise!

            Guess who, grabbing some shut eye,

Onto mom’s meeting with Cow-Kitty’s dad.  Mom said he was a very nice man.  She asked if Cow-Kitty was a girl or boy.  Darnell said they weren’t sure.  They suspect she is a SHE.  Her name is Felix…..ok?  Mom never said what a weird name for a she cat but held her tongue.  Mom told him about Kali getting very angry at Felix and she suspects its because Felix is growing up and has a different smell.  Mom asked how old Cow Kitty was and Darnell said a couple of months.  Mom corrected him and said at least 4 or 5 months.  It is time to think about getting him neutered.  Darnell agreed he should be neutered.  Mom asked if he wanted to keep Cow-Kitty and he said his young daughter adored Cow-Kitty…even Darnell was calling Felix, Cow-Kitty.  Right then mom knew she could never take a kitty away from a young girl.  Mom told Darnell, who is out of work, that if they needed some assistance getting Cow-Kitty neutered that she would pay half.  Darnell was thrilled mom offered to help.

There you have it friends.  Cow-kitty’s sex is undetermined.  His/her name is Felix and is not free for the taking Ellen.

cow-kitty statue      The cutest little face since sliced bread.

Shoko is black

Kali is orange