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A Letter From Cat Scouts Summer Camp

 

Kali, it’s so quiet without Shoko thundering down the hall to grab a straw before you do.

Personally, I like it, mom.  A relaxing and quiet time without Shoks blabbing at the crows like some demented squirrel.

Look, Kali, we got a letter. It looks like it’s from Shoko.

KALI…..ORANGE
MOM…..PURPLE
SHOKO…..BLACK

Hi Mom, Kali, and Dad,

It’s me….Shoko! I am having so much fun at summer camp.
The first day we got settled in an awesome tent. Maggie is sharing the
tent with me. She’s so much fun. We ate popcorn and chattered into the night…we laughed till I wet myself.

The following day we went fishing and caught a Kokanee salmon.  Pete H. cooked it up on the BBQ with lemon and dill…just like you do mom.  It was delish!

We all went on a hike up this Half Dome Mountain. It was huge and steep….way too steep for Kali, she’d fall down. It was all I could do to hang onto the ropes and poles. MOL.

I wore my new outfit…it fits perfectly mom.                                                   
Did you notice the size of my head? Big, eh? Scout Andy said it was the altitude that gave me a big head. What’s a girl to do?

We finally made it to the top of Half Dome Mountain….what a view!

We got down the mountain a lot faster than going up. We were all back in camp and starving. Maggie and I headed over to the lodge for a fine meal.

In the evening we sat around the campfire and Obi said, I have a question, Denmaster. I was reading the Cat Scout Handbook whilst having my snack and on page fourteen it says that I should pack a poncho and rubbers. What if I\’m nootered?

Everybody started laughing even Denmaster.  I don’t get it mom?  What was so funny, eh?  You can tell me when I get home.

I’ll write again if I get the time mom.

 

Love to everyone,

Scout Shoko

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Kali Posing With The Travelling Sunglasses

Phoebes-Traveling-ShadesShoko you look funny trying to wear those things.  MOL                                                         ashokglassesWhat, you must be kidding mom…no it’s ok, I insist I don’t want to wear them.                                                                                    kag1aHow are we suppose to wear these things, Shoko?

                                                                            kag2a How dare you mom,  messing up my fur!  Keep your paws down.  You look like a movie star in the sunglasses Kali.  Really??  Maybe I shouldn’t struggle so much and enjoy the look.                                                            ksg5How do I look Shoko?  Like a ghostie wearing sunglasses.  Meeting you is a haunting encounter, Kali.  MOL  How rude, I’m not a ghostie and these sunglasses are beautiful.  Whatever turns your crank, Kali.                                                               ksg4I feel good about myself and my sunglasses.  I hate to tell you this Kali but you are just one of many that will wear these sunglasses.  You mean everyone in Blogville will wear these?  Well, no, only a select number of kitties will wear them.  Oh good. I was afraid for a minute some Woofie might give us all fleas from the sunglasses.                               ksg4     ashoksuccessglasses

 

 

 

 

Look for us in the Pawlympics. One place we will be, is at Noodle’s Raspberry Throw/Tongue Curl.
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Kali, What Am I going To Do With A Sister Like You?

My stars, it was hot as hell fire here today.  The mercury climbed to 26C.  That’s 78F for you southern neighbours.  Now, you may laugh and say, “What’s her problem.  That’s not hot.”  For us 80F is hot.  We are used to cooler weather.  Peeps wear shorts and t-shirts when the temperature gets to -3C.

I tried very hard to get Kali to come outside and relax.                                                    akos C’mon Kali, its cool out here.                                                  akoGo away Shoko.  I’m not coming out unless I wear protective clothing.  My furs might catch fire.  Ok, wait until I get my gear on.  There.  I can deal better with the heat this way.                                                             Feline Femme Fatale1You know Kali you look like a dork.  You remind me of Richard Simmons, if he were lucky enough to be a feline.  Aww… but I won’t go funny in the head from the sun.   That’s  because you’re already funny in the head Kali.

SHOKO –  black
KALI – orange

Lexi the schnauzer is heading back on the campaign trail today my friends.  In spite of her Chemotherapy schedule, she is determined to run for mayor of Blogville.  Pop by and see this wonderful Woofie in action. Simply click on Lexi the schnauzer and be prepared for an awesome campaign platform.                                                   lexisch3Lexi believes in equality for all furs.  You go girl!!

 

Happy Gotcha Day Kali

 

Here it is 14 years after you graced mom’s doorstep.  Mom told me you had trouble getting up over the doorstep and fell inside.  That sounds like you Kali.  MOL                                                                   akali1You were a cute little gaffer, sis.

Kali spent the morning over at Buddy’s place, Tomcat Commentary by Tim.  They had a celebration for Kali on her 14th Gotcha Day.  I hear everything is still going strong.  We plan to go back there after this little get together for Kali.

akawashcrKali is cleaning up to see Buddy.  She’s concentrating on her toes.  Ya, Kali like Buddy’s going to be looking at your toesies. MOL

ashkakissI have to wish you Happy Gotcha Day Kali.  You are the bestest of sisters.  You put up with me and that’s no easy task.  I’ve heard I can be stubborn and pig headed….sorry my pig friends.  Kali rolls her eyes and puts her nose to Shoko’s in a nose kiss.

Oh Buddy, you came to our intimate get together….come on in my sweet Blue Boy.

abukacuMol…Buddy, you’re so funny!  C’mon my Kali, let’s cuddlez.

Mom brought in some goodies she discovered in The Pied Piper Bakery and Deli                                              cheese mice

Zowee, Kali!!  These guys are bubblelicious!                                                         Kali and ShoksHave a great day my friends….see ya later. MOL