Friends, I was so rudely interrupted from my dreams today and forced, against my will, to go for a car ride. Oh no, what was happening…I was drowsy but was very quickly waking up.
Oh, my cod! I can smell it right away. It’s the vet’s….cod, it smells yucky in here.
Is it safe to come out?
The coast looks clear.
Why’d they take the lid to my moving bed? I feel so exposed and nekked.
There’s Dr. Sarah…no don’t….awe….why are you putting me in this basket? To weigh me? What? Really?
Woo hoo! I’ve gained two pounds! Guess the appetite stimulant works. I’m no longer a bag of bones but back to my beautiful figure.