I’m in the shower stall for a little privacy, Tyebe. Really? I thought you found a new place to play.We won’t talk about that right now.Do you hear some noise Shoks? Not really, just you. It’s coming from the drain.
Don’t look at me, Tyebe!Why not?You got that weird sparkle in your eyes. *Shoko hits Tyebe on the head* Like you’re going to chase me. Who me? I wouldn’t do that. I’m just wondering how you managed to stay so young looking over the years. Gimme a break Tyebe, you don’t think about stuff like that.
1. MOM WEARING A MASK…. is funny. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S GOING TO ROB A BANK. MOL
2. I’ve written a fan letter to…..SANTA CLAUS. I DON’T MEAN A LIST OF THINGS I WANT, A GENUINE FAN LETTER. LETTING HIM KNOW WHY I THINK HE’S SO GREAT AND WHERE TO LOOK FOR GOODIES AT OUR PLACE.
3. FINDING MOM …. is easier than it looks. WE CAN USUALLY SNIFF HER OUT.
HI mom….YOU SMELL GOOD TODAY……NOT THAT YOU DON’T NORMAL SMELL NICE BUT YOUR AROMA IS EXTRA STRONG TODAY . Hmm….NO, YOU DON’T STINK. YOU SMELL LIKE THE FLOWERS IN SPRING. NO, I DON’T WANT ANYTHING EITHER. I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE, SHEESH…..I REALLY DON’T LIKE THIS SENTENCE AT ALL.
4.WALKING IN THE SNOW… is harder than it looks.
MOM DOESN’T HAVE ONE PICTURE OF ME WALKING IN SNOW. …..I’M NOT STUPID. ANY WALKING THROUGH THE SNOW IS DONE VERY QUICKLY SO MOM CAN’T GRAB THE CAMERA.
Tyebe, I feel a meezerism coming on. GULP…
“A wise cat never lets anyone see her watching over the bacon.”
We are also joining Sandee and Comedy Plus for Feline Friday.
Tyebe, let’s call a truce and play fight. Sounds good sis. Are you ready you wimp.
The first book of the series one must read is, “Latitudes and Cattitudes.” This little book introduces readers to Xander de Hunter and Merlin living in Seattle, Washington.
Isn’t this the book mom just finished Kali? Yep, it’s a James Bond type of story but with us felines and from Xander’s point of view.
Mom says she would have been lost if she hadn’t read, “Latitudes and Cattitudes. ” This little book is a prequel to The Sea Purrtector FIles and its free. Can’t get any cheaper than that.
Our hero is Xander de Hunter, a skillful feline. Xander is a seal-point Siamese so he is a beautiful specimen. I believe he is a distant cousin of mine, Kali. Sure Shoko, whatever you say. *rolls eyes*As our story opens, Xander has just won a kick boxing championship. A white cat by the name of Merlin approaches Xander requesting his assistance to find his littermate. Our hero doesn’t bat an eye even though Merlin’s sister is lost on the ocean and Xander is deathly afraid of water.
After reading “Latitudes and Cattitudes” mom immediately started reading “The Red Claw.”
The location has changed for The Red Claw. We first see our hero, Xander de Hunter on his boat in Jamaica. Our hero has been summoned from the ranks of Catomondo by a letter marked with a Red Claw, a very urgent sign indeed. One of cat society’s royalty is missing. Time for Xander to show his prowess as the Sea Puurtector, even though he’s being shadowed by one of Dogdom’s finest agents…
The shenanigans between Xander and some island residents is priceless. We meet up with Sir Simon who holds the important position of Jamaican Purrtector in Catamondo. So if you like a happy feeling before you close your eyes for the night, we urge you to start reading the Sea Purrtector Files.
So who’s the author mom? Oh didn’t I say? No! Well, her name is Jeanne Foguth and she knows boats and cats. She’s been over to the Caribbean, observing the locals in their environment.This is Merlin, author Foguth’s inspiration for Simon.
Our favourite candy date for mayor has stated another reason to vote for her. What? Did I read that right….Did Lexi say no taxes? Paw at this address and see what future mayor Lexi is offering us. A big hug to Sammy and Pam from One Spoiled Cat for this lovely badge. We love this beautiful badge. It makes us look like we got class. That’s class Shoko not g-ass. MOL….sorry Kali,…..MOL mewwww