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Wrapping The Investigation Up Like Fish and Chips

I must ask you Sherl, why the get up?  Oh Shoko, I have a horrible headache and the sun seems so bright today!                                                                                 chglassesbowYou look as if you’ve found something new, Sherl.  I have Shoko.  It was right in front of our faces but we couldn’t see it.  The nip amplified my deductive reasoning.  It was elementary, dear Shoko.  Oh really?

We have a photo of Elfin John’s stab wounds.  We compared these to everyone’s teeth and fangs that entered the house over the last month to no avail.  So we have exhausted all possible leads except one.

The evidence:                                                                     suspectteethmarks-jpgSee how the fang marks match perfectly with the puncture wounds.  I see Sherl.  So you know who did it?  It was pure deduction my dear girl.   When all other possibilities have been dismissed, then the one remaining, however improbable is the correct possibility.

Who did it?  It was the ….the…                                                                          dryermonster1smDRYER MONSTER.  You know, the one that eats your dad’s socks and steals face cloths.  Dryer monster why did you bite Elfin John?  What I can’t hear you?  He says cause Elfin bugged him. Believe me Elfin can be very trying but no one deserves to be punctured.  How did he bug you…um..what is your name?  It’s ok you can whisper it to me.  Diego the dryer monster.  Nice name.  You say Elfin would hang by his slippered feet from the top of the dryer and make faces at you through the glass.  Seriously?  Dude that would irk the cwap outta me too.  Still no excuse to puncture the guy.                                                         aamonster-1Tell me Diego, how did you get at Elfin and then throw him in the garbage without leaving paw prints.?  He says one day mom left the dryer open so he grabbed Elfin by his face and flung him into the garbage. He is surrendering to you Sherl.  I will turn him over to the dryer bobbies or as you say here in Canada, the dryer RCMP.  They can reprimand him.

Thank you for your hospitality Shoko and Kali.  We shall meet again.                                                                            chardeleaving

We thank Charlie of samanthamurdochblog for using her deductive powers to discover our culprit.  Pop on over and visit with Charlie.  Her mom is a bit of a crystal nut and always seems to have info about crystals we were not aware of.                                                                         sistersinarmswinter

 

 

 

Crime Scene Deductions

I have tried everything Kali and I can get the blood evidence to show me the teeth marks but can’t seem to get much farther.  I’m going to have to call someone in that can help me figure this out.                                                                     aashokwaitHere comes our help Kali.

akoI see her Shoko! MOL  What is it Kali?  Nothing…..hehe                                                              charlieentryOh hi, you must be the protégé of Sherlock Holmes.  I am.  You can call me Sherl.  Let me take your cape, um….Sherl.  Thank you, Shoko.  Now tell me where is the elf crime scene? Follow me, Sherl.  The crime scene is the laundry roomCrime Scene tape has kept looky loos out, like mom and dad.                                                                cscharlieWhere is the blood evidence?  We must check and make sure thee Cow Kitty did not scoop up the elf and leave his fang marks.                                                                laundrybloodstainsThis proves without a shadow of a doubt, Cow Kitty does not have blood on his paws.  Ya hear that Kali?  The great Sherl Holmes has declared Cow Kitty an innocent dude, at least in this case.  So who done did do this to Elfin John?  I need to rest now and energize with a delicious cup of Yorkshire Gold tea and cogitate on this dilemma. 

Well, you heard Sherl Holmes, she needs a rest before continuing with the case,  We will be back to conclude this case on Wednesday.  The game is afoot my friends.

SHOKO…..BLACK

KALI…..ORANGE

SHERL HOLMES…..BLUE

May the fish in your water bowl be small and toothless.

sistersinarmswinter