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Nap Attacks!

♪ I was working in the nip patch one day ♪
  When he began walking this way
  His shoulders were like high-grade steel
  He stood there and his nails he started to peel
  He took me in his arms and I started to squeal
  At this thought I awoke with a start
  Crying “Buddy, don’t go breaking my heart!”♪

Oh hi there. I was just going to get up and help mom change the bed but it seems I fell asleep. MOL

My eyes felt like two lasers trying to  burn through nip.  I feel like a new fur ball now.  At least for a while.  Mew, mew

                                                           Mom just removed the chicken wire from the nip so it’s free once again.

Mom and I changed the bed and then I had a wee siesta in the duvet.                                                                          What else can a kitty do when it’s 32C or for you metric system deprived 90F.

 

Shoko and Kali’s Lucky Pot Pawty

Let’s move that table Kali so there’s room to dance and play, *herd of elephants*.  Crap it’s heavy Shoko!  I know but I couldn’t ask mom and dad to move it before they left. I guess not.

SHOKO…..BLACK
KALI…..ORANGE                                                                                       What kinda food should we put out Shoko?  That’s no biggie Kali….we’ll put out what we like for the cats, the others may be a bit more difficult but we’ll figure it out.                                                                           Chickens, roasted with powdered nip and silvervine  stuffing.  Geez databbiesotrouttowne are not going to be pleased with a berd around.  Well, it’s not alive or pecking at them and many of our pals love chicky.  We can’t please everyone Kali, I wish we could but we’re all different

We have a dish called Sashimi.  Sashimi is used to cleanse your palette  between different courses.                                                                        Salmon fresh from the Pacific.  We had some Sockeye Salmon filets shipped in from Prince Rupert to tempt the taste buds of the fishy fanatics like YOU.  hehe

We will grill the salmon to perfection  right in front of your eyes.  For those more daring we have salmon sushi.                                                                    Wow Shoko where did you get this stuff?  It’s delicious but we didn’t have any money.  Well, the chicky was in the freezer and the salmon was sent down to us from our friends in Rupert.  We don’t have any friends in Rupert Shoko. Do you hafta be so picky Kali?  Did you do something dishonest for it Shoks?  No, I got the salmon from the freezer too.  So, you’re just a big wind bag Shoko!  Nope,  these things are perfectWhere do you think mom and dad got the salmon?  Prince Rupert?  Exactly.

We have some Green Goblin drinks for all.  The main ingredient is nip and this nip is fermented…woohoo!                                                                              

Now when our pals bring their lucky pot dishes, we’ll have a tasty set up.  Why the name lucky pot?  The police will be alerted to our activities.  Let them be!  We’re lucky to have a pot of anything from our friends.  That’s what I mean.

Gracie lent us her favourite condo playground to play and have herd of elephant games.  It’s a massive tree.

I “borrowed” 2 diffusers to play. “Name That Stink.”                                                          What do our friends win if they guess the right stink, Shoko?  Ummm…I never thought of that Kali.  What toys do you have Kali?  Toys that don’t have teeth marks in them like mine? I got a wind up mouse but I slobber on my toys.  It’s rude to give a bitten or slobbered on toy.  I know!!  Remember those straws that mom found when she went out for coffee with her friend.  You mean the ones from Starbucks and Tim Horton’s?  Exactly!  There must be 70 of them there.  Mom goes out for coffee a lot.  Those can be take home prizes.                                                      Is Nellie coming Shoko?  She figures she can sneak away for a few hours but will be home when mom goes to visit.  Nellie wouldn’t say a word about our pawty to mom, I know it.  She is the Queen of The Cat From Hell so she won’t say ,”nip.”  She can get on her cell phone and let us know when mom’s coming home.  Then we can have everything shiny and new looking.

We’re ready for a pawty.                                                         May your light shine through
the haze of nipadoodle.                                                                                       

 

Sunday Selfie with Kali

The Cat On My Head is hosting the Selfie blog hop and it was my turn to show my stuff.  hehe  I sound so risqué.

KALI…..ORANGE                                                     catonheadbdMom has probably told you my food allergy has been acting up again.  I’ve been scratching my neck until there is a humongous bare spot on my neck.  Mom’s solution, tie Shoko’s bandana from Cat Scouts around my neck.  She also put me on hypoallergenic wet food. OMC….it’s the most disgusting food I’ve ever tasted!  Mom has discovered a way to get me to eat some though.  Now get this my buddies……she spoon feeds me. MOL  I have to put something in my mouth or I’d laugh myself silly.

kalibandana1See the black stuff at the corner of my eyes.  This is worse when my food allergy is acting up.

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I’m almost getting where I like this bandana. I feel rather chic.

Go take a peek at the others posing for the selfies. Click on The Cat On My Head and pop over.

This is a special announcement for those living in California near Elk Snout…..Oh my…..I mean Elk Grove.

The public is invited to a book launch party at the Elk Grove Fine Arts Center, 9080 Elk Grove Blvd, Elk Grove CA on March 11, 2017 at 2:00 P.M. to celebrate the publication of Mrs. Odboddy Undercover Courier, Elaine Faber’s fifth cozy mystery/adventure novel.
Regular price: $16.00 Special book Launch price $10.00

. Refreshments will be served.                                                                                      mrs_odboddy_frontsmWe’d be there if we weren’t so far away.

Have a great day and stay warm.

                                                                                     sistersinarmswinter

Valentine’s Day

SHOKO…..BLACK
KALI…..ORANGE
COW KITTY…..GREEN

Wasn’t Valentines Day fun Kali.  It was a super relaxing day.  That’s right, you had a spa day.  Tell us about it Kali.  The day started off warm and cozy.  It was 10 above today.  After we had breakkie and a quick walk about on the deck….there is still lots of snow. I headed for the spa area in mom’s bedroom.  There I sat in the hot tub that blows steam on my face to smooth and cleanse my snow white furs.                                                                                     kalispaI didn’t want to disturb mom and dad so I had my earphones in while listening to Andy Williams singing, “Moon River.” What a lovely song.  I was mellowing and mewing along when I felt a tap on my shoulder.  I mewed for Shoko to go away……still the tapping got more intense. Soon the taps were hurting.  I popped out my cuke slices and my eyes grew huge as loonies…..there sitting beside the tub was Cow Kitty.  I growled in no uncertain terms to get his skinny spotted butt outta my bathroom and don’t ever come back.  But…..but..Take your butt, butt outta this room.                                                              ckkbath  I am very sorry Miss Kali but I must leave soon and I wanted to play with your favourite mouse but thought I should ask first.  Can I play with it?  Oh my, I feel like the cat that ate the canary….very guilty.  satisfied inside but guilty.  Cow Kitty it is wrong to run into a ladies bedroom for any reason….knock next time and wait to be let in.  Of, course you can play with my mouse….that was very nice to ask.  Woo hoo, thanks Miss Kali.  I won’t bother you again……well today.

How was your spa Kali?  Well aside from Cow Kitty barging it, it was exhilarating You know Shoko I believe Cow Kitty is becoming more of a gentleman.  So he asked  to borrow your mouse?  He sure did.  I was impressed.  That was kind of him to ask, here is the rest of your mouse.  Oh dear…..it has no fur anymore!  The hazards of lending your toys to boy cats, I guess.  So let’s see your manicure Kali.                                                                              aanailsThey’re mauve Kali!  They are very pretty. Thanks Shoko.  I worked hard to get just the right sheen.

Let’s show our friends Einey and Buddy’s Valentine cards to us.

00-valentine-card-shoo-einstein                                                                            00-valentine-card-kali-buddyMom is going to have her mouse protein IV today at the hospital and she is always wiped afterward so she’ll be back with you on-line when she is with it again,  You think she’ll want to run around on the floor so we can chase her Kali?  What a riot that would be…we could run all over her.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!  MOL

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New Year’s Eve Day

Who ha, get dat pig!  Here he comes Kali…snort, snort.

aakpigDo you think our friend Bacon looks like this pig, Shoko?  Sure, if he wore a grass skirt.  Snort, snort.

Hey it’s quiet, where’s mom?  She’s gone to the dentist.  Oh cwap…I know how she feels ….poor mom.  It’s just for a cleaning.  Just…. JUST for a cleaning…cleanings are, *HELL on nip.* They take weeks to get over.  You’re being dramatic again Shoko.  They’re not that bad.  Are too!

Mom’s home…my what clean teeth you have mom.  Hey what’s dad doing?  Kali…. Kali!

 Kali stands up yelling in her carrier.  Mew, Mew Mew….(translation)…run and hide Shoko. You don’t have to tell me twice Kali, I’m gone.  Cwap…get away mom.  Shoko lays down in her travel box.

I know where we’re going.  It’s no mystery Shoko.  We only ever go to the vet in the car.  Maybe we’ll get Dr. Sara, I like her.  She’s still going to poke and prod us, Kali.                                                                      aaarrivingvetI demand to go home…IMMEDIATELY, if not sooner.

aakscarrierNobody’s listening to me Kali.  I guess they mean business.                                                                           aasdrDr. Sara said I have excellent teeth.  They look like a 1 year olds teeth.  Wow, I’m doing good. I also have some arthritis in my back leg but not like Kali.  What?  NO, not me!  She said I have gained over a pound since I got my teeth out.  Lordy, not a diet.  Dr. Sara told mom to weigh me once a week to see if I’m still getting voluptuous (my word not hers) and if I am we’ll have to do something because I’m risking diabetes.  Mom’s told me what a terrible disease this is.  I’m depressed.  Dr, Sara gave me 3 needles and then I was really down in the dumps.

Kali was next.

aakdrKal was given the once over and prodded like a toy.  Dr. Sara showed mom how to massage Kali’s back and joints.  Kali’s iris’ have a fair bit of grey mist over them.  This means she doesn’t see well.  She would see things out of her peripheral vision better.  However if a cat moved, her eyes will catch the movement.

Then we went home.  There was no yelling or singing the song of our Meezer ancestors.  Dr. Sara gave us lots to think about.

When we arrived home I headed for the bathroom.img_0945OK mom, let’s weigh in like Dr. Sara said.  I don’t want to get diabetes or anything else.

 

May you have the lapse of memory to forget the people you never liked
The good fortune to run into the ones that you do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.

SHOKO…..BLACK

KALI…..ORANGE                                                                            pizap-com14832417954731

 

 

Sunday Selfie Starring Kali

The Cat on my Head

Today is The Cat On My Head’s Sunday Selfies and I got such a realistic picture of me, it’ll blow you away.                                                                     akaliwakingNow, that was a nap to end all naps!  I remember closing my eyes and zip…nothing. *yawn*

akalilookingdownA flick of the switch and there…my selfie.

You know, there are many anipals posing with furs groomed and eyes sparkling.   Simply click on the hosting blog, The Cat On My Head, and be thrown in the anipal parade.

Hope your Sunday is not a sizzler but warm and comfy.                                                                SHOKOKALI2

Box Up Artsy Caturday

Cat art

A sneaky post today.  It’s International Box Day and Artsy Fartsy Caturday.  We combined both of our favourite days and came up with a Fartsy Box Day.  MOL

ashoksboxThis Cat Lady box fit just right.  I was nice and snug as a bug in a rug.  I just couldn’t keep my eyes open.

aaboxkI was  advertising BC Peaches.  They are very popular but I am hoping BC Peaches will send me some treats for my efforts.  I hope they don’t send peaches…don’t tell anyone but I don’t like peaches.

I am the Artsy gal for the day.                                                           aaaaa

Mom played around with Pizap today and right away gave me a Popeye effect which seemed to darken the picture. Then she played around with various effects and got the names all mixed up. OK mom…a bit spacey are we? What do ya mean I am the spacey one? No, no, don’t go into detail! MOL

Take a peek at the other anipals that have been subjected to weird effects on Athena’s Wise Kitty blog.   Um…they don’t seem to mind.

Have an enjoyable day and may  your nip be fresh and free of bugs.

Kali and Shoks