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Crime Scene Deductions

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I have tried everything Kali and I can get the blood evidence to show me the teeth marks but can’t seem to get much farther. I’m going to have to call someone in that can help me figure this out. Here comes our help Kali.

I see her Shoko! MOL What is it Kali? Nothing…..hehe Oh hi, you must be the protégé of Sherlock Holmes. I am. You can call me Sherl. Let me take your cape, um….Sherl. Thank you, Shoko. Now tell me where is the elf crime scene? Follow me, Sherl. The crime scene is the laundry room. Crime Scene tape has kept looky loos out, like mom and dad. Where is the blood evidence? We must check and make sure thee Cow Kitty did not scoop up the elf and leave his fang marks. This proves without a shadow of a doubt, Cow Kitty does not have blood on his paws. Ya hear that Kali? The great Sherl Holmes has declared Cow Kitty an innocent dude, at least in this case. So who done did do this to Elfin John? I need to rest now and energize with a delicious cup of Yorkshire Gold tea and cogitate on this dilemma.

Well, you heard Sherl Holmes, she needs a rest before continuing with the case, We will be back to conclude this case on Wednesday. The game is afoot my friends.

SHOKO…..BLACK

KALI…..ORANGE

SHERL HOLMES…..BLUE

May the fish in your water bowl be small and toothless.

Shopping Around the World and a Recipe/Friday Fill Ins

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Piglove and Fozziemum are having Shopping Around The World today. Thank you ladies for another intriguing idea.

Well, cwap I say. This month’s Shopping Around the World snuck up on us. We are just getting used to playing with some new toys and wham, Phenny’s mom reminded us it’s Shopping Around the World time. Son of a paper tiger! So here we sit….unprepared as mom and dad have eaten most of their turkey dinner and fixin’s. Shall we tell you that Cow Kitty ran away with all mom and dad’s food or the Elf on the Shelf buried our food under a snow bank. No, none of this happened. So this recipe does not involve Christmas dinner but an appetizer for any time. This is homemade Cocktail Sauce for those special occasions when you’re serving shellfish. You will need ketchup, lemon juice and horseradish. Ketchup..French’s 750 ml….$3.99 (Our ketchup is still Heinz so it’s old…they don’t make Heinz ketchup up here in Canada anymore.)

Real Lemon… Lemon Juice….. 150 ml. $1.50

Woodman’s Horseradish…..250 ml……$3.99

You will use just a bit of each. Most peeps have these items on hand,

INSTRUCTIONS:

Put 3 tbsp of ketchup into a small dish, Add 1 tbsp and 1 tsp of horseradish and 1 tsp of lemon juice. Stir and taste. If, you want more zip in your sauce add a small amount of horseradish and taste. Grab a prawn and dress it up with some cocktail sauce.

Enjoy.

Fryday’s Funny and Friendly Fill-Ins

Ellen of 15 and Meowing and Annie of McGuffy’s Reader have made up these four fill-ins for us. Thank you ladies.

1.The highlight of my Christmas was…..NEED YOU ASK? IT WAS DA BIRD FROM EINSTEIN. 2 .My New Year’s resolution is …..TO REFRAIN FROM TRYING TO BITE KALI’S BUTT. MOM’S RIGHT IT’S KINDA RUDE, EVEN IF KALI ISN’T LISTENING TO ME AND SHE DOES WHEN I TRY AND BITE HER BITE BUT THEN SHE FINKS ON ME.

Get away from me, you, you butt biter!

3.This year, 2016,…..HAS BEEN A VERY HARD YEAR FOR BLOGVILLE. WE HAVE LOST SEVERAL BELOVED FRIENDS. WE WILL BE HAPPY TO SEE THE END OF 2016.

4 Next year, 2017,…..I’M PREDICTING A HAPPIER YEAR IN BLOGVILLE AND MANY A STROLL IN OUR STROLLER.

WE HELPED MOM CHOOSE THE BEST DELI MEAT. ROAST CHICKEN FOR US AND BLACK FOREST HAM FOR MOM AND DAD.

SHOKO…..BLACK

KALI…..ORANGE

May you go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

Is He Awake?

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Kali, do you know that this is the day the Elf on the Shelf appears. Oh no, he’s a little psycho….I never know how to take him. What’s his name again? Elfin John! I heard rattling in mom’s nightie drawer, shall we take a peek? OK…let’s see if the strange little guy is awake. He’s waking up Shoko. Shall we close the drawer? No, he’d probably just kick until mom opened the drawer and then he’d leap out at her…scare the friggin’ stuffing out of her. Geez, how did he get on the bed so fast! Quick little weirdo aren’t you? What did you call me you, you…..beady eyed, candy cane legged freak! And so it begins…..Elfin John is loose in the house until Christmas.

This is also Selfie Sunday with The Cat on My Head so we are joining the line to get on her site. So come visit us and our anipals there with one click on the hosting blog. A joke for you my friends. What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
Why, shortbread of course.

SHOKO…..BLACK

KALI…..ORANGE