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Tyebe Tuesday

 

Move over Budd.  You’re cramping me’s style.  If you jump from here on the floor you won’t make the shelf, Tyebe. Yes I will.  Me’s jumps are famous for being exact.                                                                      Whoops!!   Tyebe, the prayer plant fell on the floor and you broke it’s ceramic pot.  So sorry mom but really it shouldn’t have been in me’s way. The floor is a much better place for it.                           

See, I made it.  No problem.  Tyebe what a racket just to get to the water.  You have to be quiet and dainty or monsters outside will hear you and come after you.  No!!  Really Shokos?                     

I’s scared.  I don’t know if me’s will ever be dainty and what if those monsters come after me?  The white ones in the snow are the worst Tyebe.  You can’t see them in the snow.  All of a sudden they leap on you, just the way you leap on me when I’m sleeping.  Oh no!!  Maybe they don’t bite like I’s do. I’ve never had any trouble from them, I’ve always been dainty even as a kitten. Woah, Me’s don’t want no monsters leaping on me and biting …No way!                                                               

Me’s will just have to keep practicing Shokos.  One day I’s will be as good as you.  In your dreams kid, in your dreams.

 

Hey Budd, what have you got around your neck?  It’s my new collar.  Mom got it for me so everyone knows I belong to this household.                                                                          

 Mom can you help us so we can see the collar.  Thanks, mom.                                                                 Wow Budd, what a cool collar and so masculine too.  Dad always said when you go to the kit lit that you go diesel.  Now you can show him you’re part hog too. mol *hic*

Well, that’s all the news at Fort Meezer for now.  I will be practicing my jumps and landing on my tiptoes, if I can.  I’ll get Budd to try.  It’ll make me feel better if he stumbles too. 

We are participating in Happy Tuesday at Comedy Plus.  Come join us by clicking on the badge.                                                                      TYEBE…..ROYAL BLUE
SHOKO…..BLACK
BUDD…..SEAWEED GREEN
MOM…..MAROON

Beauty Tips With Kali

Morning all!  What a beautiful crisp morning.  Did you know the fresh air is one of the best remedies for your skin/furs.  The crisp breeze will blow many impurities right off your skin..                                                                   kali-zoomed

Translation:  If, you want to keep that nose, grab it with both paws or the wind will quickly slip your nose off!

To wash your face, gently lick your paw and caress your face with the moistened paw, making circular motions.                                                       aaafacekali

 

Translation:  Slobber all over your paw and wipe the spit on your face in a big circle.

Ever get those ugly black gobs in the corners of your eyes?                                                 aablack-gobsThese gobs are simple to deal with by dabbing fresh tap water on your eyelids, all the time making a  sweeping motion upwards.

Translation:  Stick your face in a bucket or wading pool full of water and shake your head vigorously.  I guarantee the black gobs will be gone.

My final tip is to protect yourself from the sun’s rays.  Even if you are just slopping around the backyard, you must protect those fine furs and your dainty skin from the eroding damage of the sun.                                                         kali-with-fishing-hat-and-glassesMOL…Well, instead of looking like an escapee from a fishing camp, why not just pull a bag over your body.  You need to cut four holes for your legs and two for your eyes, have mom tape the top around you but now you’re set for that extra sunny day.  Just don’t pick a fight with your sister.  Remember running is a liability in this outfit.

 

There you have them my friends just a few of my beauty tips.  Enjoy yourself and have fun.

KALI…..ORANGE

SHOKO…..BLACK                                                                 sistersinarmsfall