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Tyebe Tuesday November

Budd, let’s play but don’t touch me, ok?  How can I play and not touch you?  That’s ridiculous Tyebe.  Shoko wants me to play with her but not to touch a fur of hers.  I don’t know how to do that so I want you to show meWell, I’ll try but this is an example of the Queen dictating what we can do and how to do it.   It will do us good to practice a new way of dancing with our toys.                                                                    

That’s it, Budd.  We aren’t touching.  Whoops, sorry Budd I didn’t mean to do a flip onto your head ole boy.  This is harder than me thought.  Ya can’t have fun and be careful not to touch the other dude.  OK, Budd, I’ll investigate the living room for a while.                                             Mom’s putting away her fall decorations but most of them have gone already.  These are the leftovers that she forgot.                                                    

How boring, nothing to dig in or sniff.  Pathetic mom!

Let’s go outside in this new white stuff.  Wonder what it feels like, is it hot or cold? I’m stayin’ right here where its warm Tyebe.  See ya when you come back inside.  OK, you’ll miss the fun, Budd.  Don’t think so little one.                                                                       
Aha!! A foreign paw print. I’m on the lookout for danger, an introoder.

Hey sis, have you seen an introoder wandering around in our yard.   No, Tyebe and the yard isn’t that big.
See all these paw prints Shokos? This is a bold introoder!

That’s no introoder, Tyebe, it’s me. You? Geez, the paw prints go every which way. Are you drunk on nip or just staggering all over the backyard Shokos?

TYEBE…..ROYAL BLUE
BUDD…..SEAWEED GREEN
SHOKO…..BLACK

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Shopping Around The World for Sandwiches

 

Bacon of Piglove is hosting Shopping Around The World today.  Sandwiches are what he wants recipes for this month.                                                

I’m not keen on a sandwich, myself.  The bread makes my ankles swell.  Very unattractive!                                                   
However, mom loves sandwiches so I will don my hat and bib…I mean apron and we will begin the sandwich.

Looks like my apron’s in the wash…I will have to be ever so careful or I’ll be bathing all evening.

The sandwich we are making is a Toasted Mushroom and Bacon Sandwich

INGREDIENTS:
Mushrooms: two                                                 $0.23 each.
Bacon: two strips                                                         
$3.98 for 500 grams or 1 pound
Mayo: spread evenly on one side of bread                                             $4.27 for 890 ml (31 ounces)
Salt and Pepper: sitting in your cupboard with the butter

Bread                                                          
$1.97 for 675 grams (1.4 pounds)

These ingredients are to build one sandwich.                                                         

First, you must fry your bacon so it is nice and crispy. After frying the bacon, cut your mushrooms into slices and fry them.
Meanwhile get the old toaster out and toast 2 pieces of bread. When the toaster pops with your bread nice and golden brown, butter one side of each piece of bread. Then put your mayo on one side of the buttered bread. Your two mushrooms go on next and finally the 2 pieces of bacon broken in half.

Your sandwich is ready.                                                      

Enjoy!