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Happy Tyebe Tuesday

MOL….Here we go….  Mom let loose this white mice, see, and  I’m thinkin’ this is probably a relative of Gus.  Gus had certain moves that he repeated.  This was his tell.                                                                     

I can get ready and be prepared for him or have a lousy day thinking a white mouse beat me.                                                                   

Have we got a Gus or a Geraldine there Budd?    I’ll lo…., oh, Gus seems to be a Geraldine.   There we go another female in the house.  Be beware boys we’re growing in population. mol

W What was  that?  Holy frog butt!!  Look at Geraldine run!!  Get her, Tyebe!

Today is a very cool day so we’re not going out.. Think we’ll harass Geraldine some more at the Meezer Bowl.

TYEBE…..ROYAL BLUE
BUDD……GREATER GREEN
SHOKO…..EBONY BLACK

Shoko is ready for her Meezerism of the week.  Take it away big sis.                                                                                

We can all relate to this proverb.  “When in doubt, clean your butt.”

We are joining Happy Tuesday at Comedy Plus.  Come on over with us and view all the other furries.  Click on the name or the badge and be swept away.                                                                       

 

 

I wonder if GingerSnap sees me as his rose in the snow…like in this song.

Oh It’s real mushy! UGH!  Sounds more like mom and dad  MOL

 

 

Sunday Selfie with Budd and Tyebe

It’s Sunday Selfie today at The Cat On My Head blog.  Let’s show em how we can sleep, Budd.  I was awake and took one picture and you had the timer for the other picture.  They were GOOD pictures!                                                                                 
Need a chuckle, then stop by The Cat On My Head blog and giggle at your friends or tell them how they could do a better job of posing. I guarantee you, yes folks GUARANTEE, that your friends will applaud when you leave. So best say some nice things to them. mol

I took the picture with my eyes open. No, I’m not sniffing Budd’s butt…I’m resting my head on his pillow of a butt. No, I’m not saying you need to lose weight on your rear, Budd. You’d be all bony and hard to get my head comfortable on.

This is the timer picture Budd did. We look pretty cool, eh?
Now for the picture of me trying to lay with Shoko. Shoko is very fussy who lays with her.
Shok’s is telling me to move my butt off her paws. She doesn’t want me too close to her as I might have cooties from snuggling with Budd and she doesn’t want any boy cooties…
Did you see Elaine Faber’s comment Tyebe.  I did Budd! I’m so excited.  Black Cat and the Lethal Lawyer is free all this week at Amazon. Simply click on Black Cat and the Lethal Lawyer and be taken to the site for your free kindle book. There are 3 amazing books in The Black Cat series.  You must read them all.  We got so attached to the Black Cat series that we keep urging Elaine to write more but alas as to this date there are no new mysteries from the black cat.  Maybe one day…
TYEBE…..ROYAL BLUE
BUDD….. GIGGLE GREEN
SHOKO…..BLACK                                                                                
Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Sir Cumfrence.

Sunday Selfie with Shoko

Today is a selfie day and I intend on looking nonchalant as I take my selfie.  Before I get too far ahead please take a gander at The Cat On My Head and have a chuckle over the anipals posing for the selfies they took.  Some of them are quite amusing.  Click on the blog name for some selfie action.                                                          

Mom has the fountain plugged in for the summer and this water is purified. It’s really tasty.                                                           I shall grab some water and snap my selfie.  This is so easy, Tyebe could do it.                                                         

I step on the remote and bingo….a *gag* *sputter* picture of me.  Cwap!!  This water is cold as a toad’s butt and it’s all over my face.  Maybe this wasn’t such a great idea.

Have a restful Sunday my friends.                                                                   

Wordy Wednesday with Shoko and Tyebe

Hey, mom and dad, I really don’t like it here.  It stinks and not in a good smelly way.                                                    

Shokos told me’s to watch out for this peep in white but she seems nice. Still, I’s unsure. She even gave me some wet food…..it didn’t taste very good but I’s didn’t mind the prick on my side cause I was busy sniffing the odd food.

What are you doing? Get away from me’s butt! How rude! Shove that thing up your own butt. Mom will hear how you treated me….I’s a good girl, I am.  Oh, my, mom is here. Shokos will not like you shovin’ something up my butt. She’ll bite you!

I’s don’t like it here. Me’s want to go home Right now and see Shokos. This lady is sorta nice but I’s bet she has no friends. She does have an unfortunate manner. Too bad.

Shokos, Shokos, me’s went and saw the lady in white.  Stop I’s must talk with you’s.                                                            

                                                                   No, not the vet! Yep, I’s had my 2nd round of shots. I’s not going back…EVER. Mom and dad may not agree with your decision, Tyebe. Don’t care I’s will have a tantrum if they make me’s go.                                                         

You’ll be fine Tyebe. Relax….the trip is over and you’re home. Me’s so tired now Shokos. That’s natural Tyebe. No, you won’t die, just have a nap and you’ll be fine.

Keep hydrated friends….go fishing in the sink.                                                         

 

Last Sunday Selfie of the Year with Shoko

Today is New Year’s Eve…geez, where did the time go?  I was basking in the glow of Christmas and *poof*….the holiday week is just about over.

A little roll of glee over treats and a bit of the nip.

Here a sniff, there a sniff…everwhere a sniffing good time was had by both of us.

This being a New Year’s selfie is going to be special.  Thank you The Cat On My Head Blog for having such a great blog hop for us.                                                             

Pop on over to view your furry friends trying to pose just perfectly for you.

Here is Kali’s butt…mew….she just wouldn’t turn around for mom to take the picture of Kali and Buddy’s gift to her….a Yeow Nanner.  Kali was overcome with the fresh aroma.                                                       

I was awed by Einey’s Cat Dancer to me. It’s so unpredictable. It even hit mom in the face…I like it.

I did have part of my laser eyes in. Easier to see the “Cat Dancer.”

We finally settled on me up in the cat pole looking in disgust at mom still not playing with me.  I have the ball given to me by Einey…a real smelly ball in the cat pole with me…  *snap*

Yep, it’s a keeper.                                                               

Have a great New Year’s Eve my friends. See you in 2018.

Sunday Selfie with Sisteh!

It’s time to decorate for Christmas, mom. Ho, ho ho….even!  C’mon Kali…..time to put your best paw forward.                                           

Ok…I was just reading the paper…..Prime Minister Trudeau seems popular.  I guess legalizing pot didn’t hurt. 

SHOKO…..BLACK
KALI…..ORANGE                                           

Kali, bring your bony butt out here and help us.

Keep your fur on, I’m coming.

 What’s this? I can tell mom’s been really busy, aha…she’s playing with the mice again.mol

 This is the table for the Poinsettia tablecloth…I remember from last year.

Here’s mom’s favourite wrapping paper. *sigh* I sure made a mess out of it when I attacked it last year. Ya, and you tried to blame it on me!

Let’s take our selfie for The Cat On My Head, right here…..*click*  There we go.                                                    

Simply click on the blog hop name and fly off to the selfie party.                                           Have a fun Sunday, friends.                                                             

 

Hippity Hoppity Onwards To Harrods

 

It’s time for the Hop On /Off bus.  Off they go to hop off at Chinatown and walk up to Covent Garden.

Dad jumped on the bus and went upstairs to the deck on top. Mom looked at the stairs and figured she’d keep the bus driver company.                                                   

They got off at Chinatown and saw a pub that called to them.

They had to go inside and see all the slugs.  Rip off!  There were no slugs but a delicious bottle of Light Pepsi waited for them.

 

Off they went to Covent Garden.  They had to see where James Bowen and Streetcat Bob had been busking the Big Issue magazine.  Since those times James and Streetcat Bob have accomplished a lot.  These two former street guys are financially secure and can buy stuff they never ever thought they could at one time.                                                                               

The next stop for mom and dad was Harrods.                                                             The first stop was the food halls and specifically the different fancy teas.

Mom was in her glory and bought Harrods Tea….Afternoon Blend                                                                       Then it was over to the food halls for a peek at the fancy foods.                                                                           Mom saw a sandwich she just had to have.  It was two pieces of rye bread with butter, a cooked thinly sliced beet, smoked salmon, cut thinly and a few bean sprouts on top.  The sandwich was cut in fours…just the way mom likes.  Mom offered half to dad, who wrinkled up his nose but mom insisted as they should always be open to new ideas.  Dad took a quarter and loved it so much he ate the other quarter.

Mom wanted to buy something from Harrods other than just the tea, so decided to buy some perfume.  It cost more than the ready cash they had.  So dad would have to pull out more loot.  Dad disappeared to stand alone by a wall so he could get at his money belt.  A store security man went over and told him there was none of that in this store.  The security man thought dad was playing with himself….what a hoot!  Dad had to explain what he was trying to do without turning red  with embarrassment. MOL                                                               After purchasing the perfume our travellers went back to the hotel with their treasures.

Mom explained to dad that she needed her furs washed but the sink was as big as her face.  Dad said never fear, he will help.  So dad shampooed and used conditioner on mom’s fur.  Trouble is he didn’t get all the soap and conditioner out…a very difficult task.  So mom happily was walking around with a half pound of shampoo in her fur.  I sound like Shoko don’t I?  Let’s get the drama queen in here to explain the next chore of moms.  Thanks Kali.  Mom told dad she needed a bath also but the bathtub was too deep, she couldn’t step into it.  The bathtub was an old-fashioned tub but with handrails on each side of the tub.  The back didn’t go straight but was more like a slide.  A funny looking tub to mom.  Dad helped mom and she slid down the back of the tub and landed with a plop….kinda hard on the butt she said.  Yet here she was with water and soap. The inside of the tub was indented the shape of her legs and butt.  There was a problem because of these indentations she couldn’t lift her swollen legs  but the water felt so good.  A helping paw from dad and she was out and never wanted back in ever again. MOL

So sorry about the quality of the photo…think mom had too much tea before shooting the picture.   Do you see the grooves?                                                                    Well shampoo head and her mate, Helpful Harry, drifted off to sleep very quickly.

 

Next installment involves a train ride up country.