Quit tickling me Shoko…MOL…..that feather is like a… a… hairy bird! I’m going outside, I see the sun.
Today is time to view all the gorgeous anipals posing for Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty. Don’t forget me. I’ll be the one squinting against the bright sunshine. Mom used Lunapic, of course, and did the art effect…BEAUTY. BEAUTY is on a sliding scale and mom had the scale at 3/4rds of the way.
*RING-A- DINGGY* Oh my…the doorbell. *RING-A- DINGGY* Tell me what happens Kali…I’m going UTB.
Shoks….it was the mail lady. What’s this? It’s a package Shoko. Really? ? It does say Shoko and Kali on the outside of the envelope. It’s for ME, little ole ME. No, it’s for both of us. Oh look there’s a card…look what it says Shoko.
See, it’s actually for my birthday. Ya, I see.
Everything came in a bag with my picture on it. You didn’t do justice to this picture mom…you did a yucky job….sorry mom but its true.
Mom and dad got eye covers and a matching bag for their sunglasses. They were delighted as mom has no place to put her sunglasses except on her head. The Pouch and eye covers say, “I was in Paris.” True!
Shoko and I each got a new collar. I love mine…it matches my furs. I got a teething ring …MOL and a sock which mom rolled in oregano for me…..it’s a lovely smelly sock. Mom got a makeup kit with chocolate beauty aids. If, you notice all the make up is gone….mom ate it. She said it was very tasty except the eye shadow was chalky tasting. MOL Mom you’re weird.
Fee Fie Foo fum…I smell Orega-bum. MOL
Thank you so very much Phenny and staff from Easy Blog. If you haven’t seen his blog, stop and click on his highlighted name and go visit. He’s a hoot and a half!
Morning all! What a beautiful crisp morning. Did you know the fresh air is one of the best remedies for your skin/furs. The crisp breeze will blow many impurities right off your skin..
Translation: If, you want to keep that nose, grab it with both paws or the wind will quickly slip your nose off!
To wash your face, gently lick your paw and caress your face with the moistened paw, making circular motions.
Translation: Slobber all over your paw and wipe the spit on your face in a big circle.
Ever get those ugly black gobs in the corners of your eyes? These gobs are simple to deal with by dabbing fresh tap water on your eyelids, all the time making a sweeping motion upwards.
Translation: Stick your face in a bucket or wading pool full of water and shake your head vigorously. I guarantee the black gobs will be gone.
My final tip is to protect yourself from the sun’s rays. Even if you are just slopping around the backyard, you must protect those fine furs and your dainty skin from the eroding damage of the sun. MOL…Well, instead of looking like an escapee from a fishing camp, why not just pull a bag over your body. You need to cut four holes for your legs and two for your eyes, have mom tape the top around you but now you’re set for that extra sunny day. Just don’t pick a fight with your sister. Remember running is a liability in this outfit.
There you have them my friends just a few of my beauty tips. Enjoy yourself and have fun.