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New Year’s Eve Day

Who ha, get dat pig!  Here he comes Kali…snort, snort.

aakpigDo you think our friend Bacon looks like this pig, Shoko?  Sure, if he wore a grass skirt.  Snort, snort.

Hey it’s quiet, where’s mom?  She’s gone to the dentist.  Oh cwap…I know how she feels ….poor mom.  It’s just for a cleaning.  Just…. JUST for a cleaning…cleanings are, *HELL on nip.* They take weeks to get over.  You’re being dramatic again Shoko.  They’re not that bad.  Are too!

Mom’s home…my what clean teeth you have mom.  Hey what’s dad doing?  Kali…. Kali!

 Kali stands up yelling in her carrier.  Mew, Mew Mew….(translation)…run and hide Shoko. You don’t have to tell me twice Kali, I’m gone.  Cwap…get away mom.  Shoko lays down in her travel box.

I know where we’re going.  It’s no mystery Shoko.  We only ever go to the vet in the car.  Maybe we’ll get Dr. Sara, I like her.  She’s still going to poke and prod us, Kali.                                                                      aaarrivingvetI demand to go home…IMMEDIATELY, if not sooner.

aakscarrierNobody’s listening to me Kali.  I guess they mean business.                                                                           aasdrDr. Sara said I have excellent teeth.  They look like a 1 year olds teeth.  Wow, I’m doing good. I also have some arthritis in my back leg but not like Kali.  What?  NO, not me!  She said I have gained over a pound since I got my teeth out.  Lordy, not a diet.  Dr. Sara told mom to weigh me once a week to see if I’m still getting voluptuous (my word not hers) and if I am we’ll have to do something because I’m risking diabetes.  Mom’s told me what a terrible disease this is.  I’m depressed.  Dr, Sara gave me 3 needles and then I was really down in the dumps.

Kali was next.

aakdrKal was given the once over and prodded like a toy.  Dr. Sara showed mom how to massage Kali’s back and joints.  Kali’s iris’ have a fair bit of grey mist over them.  This means she doesn’t see well.  She would see things out of her peripheral vision better.  However if a cat moved, her eyes will catch the movement.

Then we went home.  There was no yelling or singing the song of our Meezer ancestors.  Dr. Sara gave us lots to think about.

When we arrived home I headed for the bathroom.img_0945OK mom, let’s weigh in like Dr. Sara said.  I don’t want to get diabetes or anything else.

 

May you have the lapse of memory to forget the people you never liked
The good fortune to run into the ones that you do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.

SHOKO…..BLACK

KALI…..ORANGE                                                                            pizap-com14832417954731

 

 

Our Pawlympic Events and Sunday Selfie starring Shoko

Pawlympics2016+LARGE-1Today is the last day for the Blogville Pawlympics.  The closing ceremony can be found at Frankly and Ernestly Speaking’s blog.  It was a wonderful summer diversion that Kali and I appreciated.  We entered three events as this was our first time in the Pawlympics.

Our first event was Lexi the Schnauzer’s Razzberies/ Tongue Curling.  Many of our friends were entered and we performed like pros.                                                     ksg4Kali was actually ticked at mom and getting ready to mew, loudly.

ashoksuccessglassesI was trying to touch my nose with my tongue.  I think I got it! too

We captured the gold,                                        awardtonquecurling

We were also entered in Easy”s Olympig event…Tuneful Farting.

I didn’t know it was called Tuneful Farting….I thought it was Tuning into Hearts…like the Queen of Hearts.  We would then sing.  A lady doesn’t go around farting Shoko.  We don’t even talk about those things.  Well, what do you do when you have gas…blow up like a balloon from holding it in?  Then we could enter you in the Macy”s Parade.  MOL  How rude Shoko!  We excuse ourselves and go into the bathroom.  No putting about the house, eh?  No way.  We’ll continue this fascinating fart talk later Kali.

First up was Kali singing through her butt.  MOL                                                                            KalitunefulfartingYou are gross Shoko.  I was embarrassed but it was all in fun.

I followed Kali with some explosive artwork.                                                       shokotunefulfartingWe won first place in the cat Category.  We were the only cat entries Shoko!   Wait…..Madi entered too.  Who’s Madi?  She is awesome and a great friend at Cat Scouts.                                                            1st.prizetunefulfartingeasyOur last entry was Fly Fishing at Dezizworld blog.

MOL, Kali your expression is priceless!                                                        kaliflyfishinLike, maybe if I ignore it…..it’ll go away.  MOL

My fast paced entry was next.                                                           shokoflyfishinWe walked away with gold again for our participation and efforts.                                                             FlyfishingOur first introduction to the Blogville Pawlympics was a positive one.

The Cat on my HeadNow on to The Cat on My Head’s Sunday Selfie.  Simply click on the hosting blog to visit more anipals posing for you.                                                                  shokcokeIt’s a coke kinda of a day my friends.

Tomorrow I’m off to get a tooth pulled, please purr for me my friends.

SHOKOKALI2

 

Snow, Snow Everywhere

 

Did it snow yesterday?  Holy Cow Kitty, did it snow!  I would just walk out the door and want right back in.  I’m getting annoyed at Cow Kitty cause he comes over and digs a hole in the snow and poohs on our back lawn.  This is gross!  Come spring there will be Cow Kitty deposits all over the lawn.

snowfallingzmKali and I thought this picture would be better than watching Cow Kitty go to the bathroom.  This picture doesn’t really show the volume of snow Shoks.  Find another.  You’re right Kali. the snow builds up on the fence and falls off.

This one gives you the idea of the volume after the snowfall.  This is the view from our dining room window.  It looks cold around here. MOL                                                   snowzm

I did say I would show you our new lawn ornament.  Dad out did himself.  We have Candy Cane lights around the railing but *sigh* they are dying and there are no more to be found in this town.  So dad has stretched them out….ya, it looks silly but what’s a dad to do?

Ta Da….here is the front lawn with our new sleigh!                                                                    decorationszmI know we need lots more decorations but they are costly and we don’t live far from Da (real) Hood.  The roughest part of town.  Every morning mom checks to make sure the sleigh is still in position.  Maybe the residents of Da Hood will respect each other during this special season and leave our sleigh be.

Kali has adopted her place  ‘neth the Christmas Tree….new word!  You heard it here first!

DSC_0814hehe…notice Kali is lying on one of her Christmas presents….she’s claimed it and I’m not allowed on it…..we’ll see about that Kali.

I was laying on the back of the Love Seat watching Kali get comfy when dad clicked me before I had a chance to close my eyes.                                                             shokszmcrophaha….what a scary look I have!  I’d scare the spots off Cow Kitty. MOL  In my defence I was taken off guard and my look is more…”What do you want and get outta my face.”  A true *Cat From Hell pose.*

Now one of our poses will be on The Cat On my Head’s Selfie Sunday but Kali and I must discuss who gets the honours this week.

Tomorrow you will see the winner.donechrispmouse

I WON!  My picture is in The Cat On My Head’s Sunday Selfie.  Simply click here and be whisked off to view all the other Anipals and me too.