Sunday Selfie with Shoko

                                                                  I have a great idea for this weeks selfie, mom.  I’ll sit on your lap and snap my selfie,  Easy peasy,,,you’re sleazy!                                                                            What a remarkable neck I have!  Tsk…my collar appears a bit on the dirty side…must’ve rolled on it too much.  It needs washing, mom.  *hint* *hint*

                                                                       What a distinguished face.  Bright blue eyes and  loose hairs stuck on my nose.  Maybe this was a bit too close.  I have no ears either.  This is not so easy after all.                                                                           I look like I’m contemplating the meaning of life….like the Mona Lisa.  I did a little better this time…I have one ear.  I won’t try this way of doing a selfie again.

Do drop by The Cat On My Head and view your buddies or better yet pose yourself and show us how the pros do it.                                                                       

 

 

Make me Unique for Artsy Caturday

It’s Caturday and time for Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty to have her Artsy Caturday.  Click on the blog hop name in blue and go see your friends that must pose for their pawents weird tastes.   Dad has Athena’s blog name in silver on his screen.  So go to the coloured name…MOL                                                             

SHOKO……BLACK
KALI…..ORANGE

 I’ll take this artsy fartsy day Kali.  You don’t look so good today.  I have a tummy ache Shoks.  Think I ate too much of the snack mom gave me.  It was good so I ate all of it.  Sorry, I ate yours too.  Well cwap Kali!  You deserve to have a tummy ache.  I never even saw the treat.  I can sneak pretty fast…mol…owww.                                                           Think I’ll stay here for a while though Shoks.   K Kali.  You’ve made yourself a little nest.  It’s very comfy too.                                                                You look prepared for the sun Shoks.  Too bad there’s no sun today.  There will be.

 

Here I am artsied up thanks to Fun Photo Box.                                                                        MOL….It is unique mom.  Thank you for the straw sun hat Ellen….just what I needed to avoid the ditzy bug.

Someone dropped over to see us today.  We haven’t seen much of him since he’s found the, *The Joys of Hunting* and has been practicing over at the falling down house.                                                                         Gee, Cow Kitty doesn’t look like he’s been suffering any in the past few months.  The catnip has dropped many seeds and this is what Cow Kitty is laying on.                                                                               I feel much better mom…anymore of those tasty treats?  What do you mean?  I don’t make a pig of myself!  I’m dainty and delicate.  Ya, right!  Delicate and dainty as a moose. MOL

                                                                                Plan something devious this weekend and then run like the wind my friends. MOL

 

 

 

 

A Well Dug Hole Here and a Little Tinkle There

Planting day.  Mom have you got the necessities?  Let’s see the list…..hand shovel, trowel, bone meal and manure.  Check.  We’re ready.  Oh my, the seeds!  We need peas, Scarlet Runner pole beans, Blue Lagoon pole beans, beets, yellow beans. carrots and potatoes.  Check!

  We’ll use these poles for playing *limbo* or *how low can you go* after we’re finished with the garden.

Dad did a great job with the rototiller.  I wish Nellie was here…she knows her stuff.

Beautiful, we need to make rows, mom.

We need to start here…who’s that?  It  looks like Nellie from Nellie On The Edge  Nellie?  Nellie….is that you?                                                                                “Hi Shoko! Mes comed to helps yous with planting the garden from over the bridge! Yous know the best thing about going there? Mes can bes the real mes! Mes can now looks like the Cat From Hell!! Mes always wanted to has horns and a devils tail and when mes gotted there…mes had them! Is they not the coolest!?!?”  Wow…maybe I’ll get a tail and horns when I join you, Nellie. Kali, come see who has come to help plant the veggie garden.

SHOKO…..BLACK
NELLIE…..TURQUOISE
KALI…..ORANGE

                                                                             It’s not that dizzy broad from next door I hope.  She’s a nip head.  Well, I’ll be a pig’s knuckle, it’s Nellie!  So good to see my bestest friend…you have the real thing now….a tail and horns and they’re red!  MOL

Kali, yous looks  fashionable in your sunflower hat.  Guarding against too much sun Nellie.  Apparently I can get quite ditzy with too much of a good thing. MOL

Hey, Shoks mes want to fertilize the seeds your moms planted.  I can’t pee on command like you Nellie….I’m still earthly.  Give me a few minutes.

Kali, you wanna snuggle while I’s waitin’ for Shoks to lubricate her plumbing.  I always want to snuggle with you Nellie.  Let’s get comfortable in the house.

 Nellie!  Your horns and tail disappeared…what happened?                                                                           When I feels especially warm and happy they disappear.  So I can be whats I feel like being…a devil or angel.  Cool Nellie…what a trick.  You’re still a little squirt though. Ya but I’s pack quite a lot of fun into mes little self.  MOL

Nellie we got the sprinkler working.  Mom has planted most veggies.  Time to do our thing.

   That was funsies…I’m dry as parchment paper…How bout you?  I could do another 10 gardens….I’m full of it…that sounds not so good. MOL                                                                    Here Shoks try some of mes special elixir.   You’ll feel great in seconds.                                                                       This works like so quick and it’s yummy.  I’m not tired anymore.  Thanks Nellie.   

Looks like our work is done, Nellie.                                                                         I’s changing back to mes devilish self and headed to mes new home.  If, you need mes just call and I ‘ll come.

Bye me friends,                                                                                                                              

 

 

Some Alone Time In The Garden

What a beautiful day.  Hey mom, are you weeding….good, the garden was a disgrace.  I’ll roll in this freshly weeded area. 

                                                              Oh, that feels so good to feel the dirt rub against my furs.  Mom isn’t looking, is she?  I think I’ll stretch out again. MOL

                                                                    I could do this all day but here comes mom so *mum’s the word.*  No I haven’t been rolling in the dirt,  Who made those rolling marks?  That was Shoko, she came over here rolled in the dirt and then left.  Um…the dirt on my back?  Gee, I think dad threw it at me and it stuck.  I get the feeling you don’t believe me mom. 

                                                                                No way did I need a sponge bath!  How rude of you mom!  I cleaned myself  earlier today.  Although I do look fluffier and there are no more dirty marks all over me bod.

                                                                           Ahhh….that brush feels so good.  Keep it up mom.

                                                                         Don’t tell mom but the brushing almost makes it worthwhile to have a sponge bath….purrrrr                                                                        

 

Sunday Selfie with Shoko

Sunday is selfie day and The Cat On My Head is once again hosting Sunday Selfie which is a blog hop so hop over there to put your selfie in the blog hop or just laugh…peer at your buds.

Ahh…A lazy Sunday afternoon…feels good to scratch and stretch.  What’s that noise on the front porch.  Hey you….ya, you furry face.  What are you doing on my porch?                                                       

 

Sorry sir but this house looks familiar.  Of course its familiar, you pass it everyday and don’t call me sir….I’m a lady cat. Really, I never knew that.                                                                     Do I live here?

                                                                             For a shrew’s sake….no way!  Do I look like someone you live with?  Not really….you would scare me.  I’m not scary just emphatic.  Geesh….make me feel guilty why don’t you?

  You live beside this house.  You have no brothers or sisters.  Go look at the house next door and it will look very familiar.                                                        Thank you sir….I mean madam…um… female kitty.  Just get off the porch and go home.  Gotcha!  Bye!

Who’s ever heard of a cat forgetting where she lives?  She’s a kook.

 

 

      

Kali’s Artsy Fartsy Vet Visit

No…I don’t want to go!  Take Shoko instead.  I was dreaming of my boyfriend Buddy Budd from the blog Timmy’s Commentary.  His fur is so shiny and soft.  He makes me feel like a kitten. *sigh*                                                                                 No!….Mom did anyone tell you how rude you can be?  I feel great…..see my leg even moves well.  Dang….you just keep insisting…

This car sways too much.  I’m being reminded of my ancestors in Thailand while they worked on the boats. It was very hard work but their singing eased the burden.   ♫Mew, mew meeeewwww……meeeoooooowww♫       

That was a quick trip….guess my ancestors were right and singing eases trying times.

                                                                              If I shut my eyes she can’t see me…that’s what Shoko says.  I’ll try it and hide my face for  good measure.                                                                                     It didn’t work, she’s poking me!!  Get your stubby little fingers away from my dainty bod. I weigh how much?  I’ve lost a pound?  Whoopee!  Just like a real model….I’m skinny.  I’d like to thank all the peeps involved in my weight loss….thank you mom for serving small portions and food I wouldn’t touch with a dead mouse.  You are the prime peep responsible.  She’s saying this is bad?  No it isn’t.  A pound is like 10 pounds for a peep?  I promise I won’t lose more…please…please don’t put me on some disgusting diet.  Whoa, that was close and no pukey food to gain weight.  All else is good with me.  See, I told ya mom.

Caturday is also Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty’s Artsy Fartsy day.  Just click on Athena’s name and you’ll see your friends acting artsy for the occasion.                                                                            

                                                   Mom used the photo editing site, Be Funky.  From there she applied the art effect….Brokh.

                                                                                       

Friday’s Fantabulously Friendly Fill-Ins

Ellen from 15 and Meowing and Annie from McGuffy’s Reader have given us four sentences to fill in with the way we see things.  We plan to take turns and let you know how we feel.                                                                               SHOKO…..BLACK
KALI……ORANGE

A law I would like to see passed is…….a law making Catnip, British Columbia’s national plant.  Then give every cat here, their very own plant.                                                                                Life as it is today.

 

2. My favorite card game is…..Go Fish…I love fishing.  I f I could catch a salmon….I’d be set for life.                                                                     We’re waiting patiently for the fish to drop from the sky.  Mom says that the mama fish drops a whole pile of eggs and then they hatch.  C’mon a whole bunch of eggs drop into the pool.  We’re waiting. MOL                                                                      Ok Kali my turn..you go rest your paws.

3. With Summer unofficially here, …...planting the veggie garden is a must as the weather is warm so the plants will sprout ahead when the rains come.
                                                                                                
Here I am in the pea patch last year.  Such a peaceful place to sleep.
4. A favourite Summer memory is……catching mice over at the retired mechanic’s backyard.  I can sleep under the vehicles. or stalk mice.  His backyard is way more fun than ours.
                                                                       
   There you have it my friends.  This was cool so thanks to Ellen and Anna for this opportunity.