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About The Canadian Cats

I have been married for like AGES and AGES according to Shoko. A whole 47 years. Shoko is my only young'un. Bill and I have lived in Prince George, British Columbia, Canada for 34 years. Gardening is my passion and also Shoko's passion. Bill's passion is being included as a member of Shoko's family.

Fill-Ins and Bloopers

 

Today is a double trouble day. We have Friday’s Fun Fill-ins and Blooper Day. Prepare yourself cause we are doing our best to bring you the sunny side of life here but some kits have big mouths and I’m not mentioning any names *stares at Tyebe*. So crap will happen!

First, we’ll proceed with the Friday Fill-Ins sponsored by Ellen Of 15 and Meowing and Lorianne of Four-Legged Furballs.  Ellen designed the two first sentences while Lorianne designed the last two.                                                                   

1. I think it would be fun to ….. RUNDOWN THE LANE CHASING SHOKO.  She doesn’t think so but I do.                                                      

2. I have a hankering for…..BEEF.  Fancy Feast doesn’t seem to have the wet and that’s just what I want.  Are there any cows around here?  I want a cow of my own.                                                                     

3. THIS SUMMER…. is a memory I will never forget.  The summer was cool and cloudy but I had a home to go into when the weather upset me.                                                             

4. If I were given the choice to be immortal, I would….STAY JUST THE WAY I AM  AND LEAVE WHEN MY BODY GIVES UP…..  The changes in the environment, technology, layout of the towns would be different  All my friends would be gone.  Who could relate to me if no one else lived as long?                                                             

Just thought I’d pretend to be mom….mol

SHOKO…..BLACK
TYEBE…..ROYAL BLUE
BUDD……GEOMETRY GREEN
MOM…….MAROON

Now is the blooper time.  Melissa of Melissa’s Mochas, Mysteries and Meows has taken this blog over from Roby Sweet.  Please click on Meissa’s badge or her blog name to be swept over there.                                                                 

Here is me at my worst. Notice how my tummy has dropped..I look sick and out of focus.                                                             
Yes, we have more ugly pictures but I am objecting to anymore horror photos of me this month.

I will impart a Meezer Proverb for your edification.

” The wise Meezer will not own a car but a stroller so she can roll in a comfy bed and be protected.”

We are also joining Feline Friday at Comedy Plus.  Simply click on the blog name or badge.

Tyebe Tuesday on Happy Tuesday

We are joining Comedy Plus for Happy Tuesday.  Please zip over there by clicking on the blog name in red.                                                                 

Geez, I’m really sorry dad.  I thought a burp was coming up, I didn’t realize it was my snack coming back for an encore.  It must have been the fly  I ate that was buzzing around my head..  He must have eaten something that didn’t agree with me. No, I didn’t eat too much.  Well, maybe just a wee bit more than normal.                                                        

It’ll take no time at all to clean. Here, I’ll help dad.

  What’s this floating in here.  Uh, dad, I don’t think this part of the fly should be here anymore.                                                             

It’s looking good, dad. What’s that? Oh, It’s part of the fountain. I didn’t know that! This fountain is cool.  There we go.  Nice and clean again.

Now it’s time for Shoko’s wisdom words, otherwise known as Meezer Proverbs.                                                 

Whattt….oh, right, Meezer Proverbs. I drifted off to fantasyland but I’m back now.

“The wise meezer will demand and get respect from his roomies.  If, your roomie doesn’t act respectful, screech until he gets the message.  He will bow to your wishes after that.”

 


SHOKO…..BLACK
TYEBE…..ROYAL BLUE

Sunday Selfie with Budd

 

It’s Sunday Selfie day and today Budd has offered to pose and shoot.  Flit over to The Cat On My Head blog and view the furries and not so furries selfies.

 

Mom, you don’t use me anymore.  Shoks you are either sleeping or have your nose out of joint by something Budd or Tyebe did.  They are pests…actually Tyebe borders on just plain stupid.  What she thinks is funny just is not a bit amusing.  Like jumping on my head when I’m sound asleep and then yelling, “landslide.”                                                     

Ok, I’ll try to snap that button…..I cant reach….*click*…..dang, way too soon. “Kittens a go-go,

I look like crap.”

I’m way too close.  Let’s try this again.

Let see if I put my paw here…*click* No, no not now….quit it camera.

Much better. See how handsome I look in this picture.

 

Shoko is refusing to impart her philosophy with anyone.  She is in a snit.  So we’ll join her when she comes down from her high horse.  She’s texting Einstein about her problem.

MOM…..MAROON
SHOKO…BLACK
BUDD….GRENADE GREEN

Mew Like a Pirate Day

It’s that time of the year for “Meow Like A Pirate Day”  ye mateys.

Me’s going to introduce Swashbucker Shoko to these proceedings and haul her outta the briny deep. MOL  GAARRRR..me mateys.  Shoko said me could blow on me bunghole and call in the seagulls.  No, not that hole but the hole of me bottle of rum.  That calls for a song….♫”Well, awela….,me grog has a bunghole,ta hit dat bunghole is me goal, booty, booty…who got me cootie booty?”♫

Swashbuckler Shoko is honouring us today with yet another Meezer Philosophyo.                                                                 

“When youse find the booty treats sitting for everyone to see, never count them till you be alone or dem landlubbers will steal it away.”

It is also Thankful Thursday at Brian’s Home so we are thankful for so many things but as the weather gets cooler we are thankful for a nice warm house.  Pop over and visit with them. Just click on the name on the highlighted blog.

TYEBE…..ROYAL BLUE
SHOKO…..BLACK

HappyTalk Like a Pirate Day me scurvy dogged friends.

AWWWWW….. Monday with Tyebe

Today we are joining Comedy Plus for Awww….Monday.  Do patter over to Sandee’s blog and see the many blogs listed there.                                                         

We’re doing the washing Budd.  I sort out the clothes and dad washes them.  He puts them in the dryer too.                                                       

I must take care and make sure mom’s clothes are inside out so they don’t get balls on them…mol… Mom gets balls…mol

Dad, dad this doesn’t smell bad. You don’t have to wash it.

Mom will never know the difference.  OK my work is done.  Wanna play Budd?  I got some fake butterflies in my toy pail.

Right, I can’t forget Shoko!!  Here are Shoko’s Meezer Proverbs and they are from the heart.                                                               

” A Meezer’s boots are made for walking but never for walking in puddles.”                                                                     

Friday Fill-Ins with Budd

Though Ellen of 15 and Meowing is taking a wee break from blogging, her partner in crime, Lorianne of the Four Legged Furballs, very nicely thought up the fill-ins for each sentence this week. 

This Friday Budd has volunteered to be the sole fill er in dude.  So without further adieu….Budd takes over.                                                             
I went to the vet’s yesterday and what a horrid place. It stunk to high heaven. Lands sakes ogoshy, this lady vet….think I saw her last year. She stuck this huge needle in me and talked with dad, She told dad my weight was equivalent to a 300-pound man. I guess she thinks I’m fat. You realize this is straight muscle, I hope. No telling Dr, Sara that, she had her mind made up. Dad was buying into it too.

Time for our fun fill-ins.

1……A wash of Tyebe… never fails to improve my bad mood.                                                     

2. I feel out of place…..when peeps come visit.  Should I eavesdrop on them or go do my thing.  Shoko says to do my own thing….they will go away.

3. I would like to find a treasure chest filled with…..Greenies.  Apparently Dr. Sara said I have tarter on my teeth.  I don’t think I like her.  Too judgey!

4. If you ask me,….. walking the other way when the cat carrier comes out of the basement…. keeps the doctor away.

These are my best fill er in’s for this week from me.

Have a great Friday friends.

Phenny and Nelly hope to see yee on September the 19th for Talk like a Pirate Day.

Tyebe Tuesday on

We are joining Happy Tuesday at Comedy Plus for Tyebe Tuesday.  Go visit Sandee and click on some very interesting blogs.   

                                                          

What are you two watching?                                                                   

Oh, the kids are back.

You see that little girl, Shoko and Budd.  She’s racing around like her hairs on fire.  MOL….what a character.  She sure is enjoying recess.

Mom was saying that Canadian schools no longer teach the art of writing.  She was quite upset.  Instead of writing one’s name, they will just print their name.  So much for the sayings about signatures…..”Put your John Hancock here.” Writing is individual to people and the traits writing discloses are an art.  Budd and Tyebe look at each other with a puzzled expression.  Printing can be analyzed too, Shoko.  What’s writing?  We don’t do either so why should we care?  You should care because its something you won’t ever see folks doing once the old-timers,like mom and dad are gone.  We don’t care Shoko….we won’t be here either and neither will you.  It will be history and peeps will read about it just like drawings from cavemen.  I dont think mom would like you comparing her to a caveman.  Kitten Kustard! you can’t tell these yung uns anything.                                                                         

Budd, look at those kids move.                                                         

I’m getting sleepy Budd.  The condo beside mom’s desk is calling me for a relaxing nap.

 

It’s Meezer Proverbs time with Shoko. So put your thinking caps on.

” A Meezer that works on her beauty all day will never be hungry.”

MOM…..MAROON
SHOKO…BLACK
TYEBE…ROYAL BLUE
BUDD….GIVING GREEN