Though Ellen of 15 and Meowing is taking a wee break from blogging, her partner in crime, Lorianne of the Four Legged Furballs, very nicely thought up the fill-ins for each sentence this week.
This Friday Budd has volunteered to be the sole fill er in dude. So without further adieu….Budd takes over. I went to the vet’s yesterday and what a horrid place. It stunk to high heaven. Lands sakes ogoshy, this lady vet….think I saw her last year. She stuck this huge needle in me and talked with dad, She told dad my weight was equivalent to a 300-pound man. I guess she thinks I’m fat. You realize this is straight muscle, I hope. No telling Dr, Sara that, she had her mind made up. Dad was buying into it too.
Time for our fun fill-ins.
1……A wash of Tyebe… never fails to improve my bad mood.
2. I feel out of place…..when peeps come visit. Should I eavesdrop on them or go do my thing. Shoko says to do my own thing….they will go away.
3. I would like to find a treasure chest filled with…..Greenies. Apparently Dr. Sara said I have tarter on my teeth. I don’t think I like her. Too judgey!
4. If you ask me,….. walking the other way when the cat carrier comes out of the basement…. keeps the doctor away.
These are my best fill er in’s for this week from me.
Have a great Friday friends.
Phenny and Nelly hope to see yee on September the 19th for Talk like a Pirate Day.
Poor Budd. This means your meal times will be super supervised, no stealing from the girls anymore. And you will have to move more – I suppose they will make you play with a wand-toy or the red dot, both are good calorie-burners. No, you do not seem fat to me, just cuddly – and you hate to be cuddled by strangers, don’t you?
It would be much easier if I could play at length with Budd and Tyebebut of at this time, I am afraid. Bill watches Budd at every meal. Budd has decided like many ex feral that he needs everything in sight. This apparently is common but not good for his health.
Gosh Budd I think you are like me – a BIG MUSCULAR GUY – not fat! My vet says I have a slow metabolism so I will start on some special food soon. We big boys have to stick together!
Terribly!! There is a nice way to put things..like “your muscle seems to have slipped perhaps a little more exercise may gey yhe muscles back up.” I know its a fib but it won’t make me feel like a pig.
dood…..a 300 pound man wood knot bee goin ta de vet for a chex up…..sew yur vet iz mizz taken…frank lee.. any kinda purrson thatz at yur vet gettin a chex up… kneadz ta chex ther insurance card ~~~ we total lee a greez with # 4 ♥♥☺☺
We share your pain when it comes to going to the vet. Not the place for a regal kitty like yourself but mom tells us it’s for our own good. We hope it is for you as well. Do you really like greenies? Mom has tried them in the past but now uses kelp to keep our toothies white. That and coconut oil.
Your fur-iends,
Sam & Elsa 🐾
K3elp and coconut oil, you say. This is interesting Sam and Elsa. How does she put it on? Does she brush your teeth with kelp soaked in coconut oil? This would be tricky with a cat.
Budd, you are such a cutie. That vet does sound quite judgy. Muscle weighs more than fat and you are all muscle. I hope you get lots of greenies though. XO
Mew mew mew Budd mee frend mee AGREESS with efurrything you mee-yowed here! Can you emagin Vet sayin yore over wait…you look snuggelly an hansum to mee.
THE Vet mee saw a few months ago mee-yowed how lovelee mee was so slender, blah, blah, blah…LadyMew said mee was TOO thin…..Shee did not menshun mee eatss Kitten kibbellss just inn case there was a diss-agreemint!
As long as mee stayss healthy mee dos NOT need to go back….. 😉
Suitss mee just fine!
***purrsss*** BellaDharma
The Canadian Cats 
Oh, Budd! I hope you don’t have to go back *there* anytime soon…you are right; it is a horrid place, even if the peeps in them are trying to help us.
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We scheduled a diabetes test for Budd so if it is fine, he won’t have to go back till next year.
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Poor Budd. This means your meal times will be super supervised, no stealing from the girls anymore. And you will have to move more – I suppose they will make you play with a wand-toy or the red dot, both are good calorie-burners. No, you do not seem fat to me, just cuddly – and you hate to be cuddled by strangers, don’t you?
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It would be much easier if I could play at length with Budd and Tyebebut of at this time, I am afraid. Bill watches Budd at every meal. Budd has decided like many ex feral that he needs everything in sight. This apparently is common but not good for his health.
Jean
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Well, I must say, that wasn’t furry polite of Dr. Sara to imply you were fat! You aren’t fat – just nicely rounded (mol).
Have a great weekend.
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I agree but my food is being cut back. Guess what, after the first day of cut backs I didnt feel as hungry and I quit yelling.
Budd
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a treasure chest with greenies? that sounds fantabulous!!!
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It is! Everyone should like them. My favourite is Catnip favored. Yummy.
Budd
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Gosh Budd I think you are like me – a BIG MUSCULAR GUY – not fat! My vet says I have a slow metabolism so I will start on some special food soon. We big boys have to stick together!
Hugs, Teddy
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Dang tootin’ we do, Teddy. I suspect I just plain eat too much. This will not hurt me. Mom told me that. I don’t know….
Budd
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Budd, how dare they comment about your size; RUDE!
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Terribly!! There is a nice way to put things..like “your muscle seems to have slipped perhaps a little more exercise may gey yhe muscles back up.” I know its a fib but it won’t make me feel like a pig.
Budd
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dood…..a 300 pound man wood knot bee goin ta de vet for a chex up…..sew yur vet iz mizz taken…frank lee.. any kinda purrson thatz at yur vet gettin a chex up… kneadz ta chex ther insurance card ~~~ we total lee a greez with # 4 ♥♥☺☺
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Too fat and dirty teeth. Huh. You were just fine, Budd, until you went to that vet. What does that tell you? Xox Lucy and Xena
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We share your pain when it comes to going to the vet. Not the place for a regal kitty like yourself but mom tells us it’s for our own good. We hope it is for you as well. Do you really like greenies? Mom has tried them in the past but now uses kelp to keep our toothies white. That and coconut oil.
Your fur-iends,
Sam & Elsa 🐾
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K3elp and coconut oil, you say. This is interesting Sam and Elsa. How does she put it on? Does she brush your teeth with kelp soaked in coconut oil? This would be tricky with a cat.
SHOKO
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Budd, you are such a cutie. That vet does sound quite judgy. Muscle weighs more than fat and you are all muscle. I hope you get lots of greenies though. XO
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MOL Budd! That Dr Sara does sound kinda judgey. 😉
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Oh no, B. Overweight AND tarter!!? Wow. Dr. Sara really hammered you. Mental note: NEVER go see Dr. Sara. #definitelyjudgey
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Those vets know how to get our people all worked up over nothing! Phht. A 300 lb man never looked that good! ~Bear Cat
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Mew mew mew Budd mee frend mee AGREESS with efurrything you mee-yowed here! Can you emagin Vet sayin yore over wait…you look snuggelly an hansum to mee.
THE Vet mee saw a few months ago mee-yowed how lovelee mee was so slender, blah, blah, blah…LadyMew said mee was TOO thin…..Shee did not menshun mee eatss Kitten kibbellss just inn case there was a diss-agreemint!
As long as mee stayss healthy mee dos NOT need to go back….. 😉
Suitss mee just fine!
***purrsss*** BellaDharma
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