Really, For Me?

Dad put up a beautiful mistletoe (plastic) with seeds dangling from it. I just love it.  It was mixed in with the other ornaments.  This decoration adds a certain panache to our condo.  Nobody else has a decoration like this.                                           

You don’t think those are seeds, dad?  What are they then?  No, they’re not seeds!!  Really?  You say they’re varnished moose droppings!  Eww…..  No, they don’t stink.  So what does the mistletoe and moose droppings mean?                                                              

Does this ornament say “Mistlepoop” or “Kiss My Butt?”     What do you think it says, my friends.                                                       


 

28 thoughts on “Really, For Me?

  1. elainefaber4u

    II’m sick as a dog today with head cold and your post made me laugh out loud. Thanks. I needed that. “Mistlepoop,” sounds right to me, Shoko. Have a blessed holiday and New Year.

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  2. Princess Leah

    Varnished Moose droppings!?!!? Wow, they must be a delicacy for sure…have you tasted them??? Oh I’m drooooolng, they’ve gotta taste better than squirrel poop!
    (oh dear, Mum’s scowling at me, she does not understand how tasty poop is *sigh*)
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      I never tasted them, Princess. I think the varnish will take the taste away. I know mouse poop is pretty good….never tried squirrel poo….I like squirrels. Moms just don’t get the varied menu we have.

      Merry Christmas to you and your mom and dad. What did you ask Santa for this year Princess?

      Loves,

      Shoko and Kali

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  3. Marv

    Kiss my Butt!!!!! Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! You guys really know how to cheer a guy up!
    I LOVE it!
    Purrs
    Marv
    PS actually I am coming down stairs and I am not hissing – too much-except at Cinnamon. Shes too big and boisterous!
    Purrs
    Marv

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      mol….mew mew mew…We are having fun.

      Cinnamon is big compared to you but she was always nice to mom and dad. As long as they kept throwing something for her. Guess you’re not up to throwing stuff at her so maybe just glare at her. Want my Mistlepoop…then you can tell her to., “Kiss My Butt.” mol

      Shoko

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  4. Dennis the Vizsla

    hello shoko its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am pritty shoor that ennything with dangly stuf like that is just an invitayshun to kitties to come and play with it ha ha!!! mary krismas to all of yoo frum all of us!!! ok bye

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      Hey Dennis the vizals dog….I’m pretty sure the whole tree belongs to us kitties and woofies. Why else would they bring our toys from outside…inside! Merry Christmas Dennis and family.
      Shoko and Kali

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We love mewing with you my friend so pull up a cushion and let's chatter like the squirrels.

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