Avast mateys!! Did you know today is “Talk Like A Pirate Day,” No! Are you living under a rock and may I join you? Yo ho ho and a bottle of nip rum. I am a pirate wench…not a wrench, Shoko….a wench. Well, I’m nobody’s wench…not even Einey’s. C’mere me beauty…let’s swab the deck together. Not bloody likely Einey! Let’s go to the Pirate Party at your place, Tomcat Timmy’s Commentary me man. We can celebrate Rumpy’s Gotcha Day too. C’mon mateys lets drop in on the Pawty at Einey’s place.