Shoko and Kali’s Lucky Pot Pawty

Let’s move that table Kali so there’s room to dance and play, *herd of elephants*.  Crap it’s heavy Shoko!  I know but I couldn’t ask mom and dad to move it before they left. I guess not.

SHOKO…..BLACK
KALI…..ORANGE                                                                                       What kinda food should we put out Shoko?  That’s no biggie Kali….we’ll put out what we like for the cats, the others may be a bit more difficult but we’ll figure it out.                                                                           Chickens, roasted with powdered nip and silvervine  stuffing.  Geez databbiesotrouttowne are not going to be pleased with a berd around.  Well, it’s not alive or pecking at them and many of our pals love chicky.  We can’t please everyone Kali, I wish we could but we’re all different

We have a dish called Sashimi.  Sashimi is used to cleanse your palette  between different courses.                                                                        Salmon fresh from the Pacific.  We had some Sockeye Salmon filets shipped in from Prince Rupert to tempt the taste buds of the fishy fanatics like YOU.  hehe

We will grill the salmon to perfection  right in front of your eyes.  For those more daring we have salmon sushi.                                                                    Wow Shoko where did you get this stuff?  It’s delicious but we didn’t have any money.  Well, the chicky was in the freezer and the salmon was sent down to us from our friends in Rupert.  We don’t have any friends in Rupert Shoko. Do you hafta be so picky Kali?  Did you do something dishonest for it Shoks?  No, I got the salmon from the freezer too.  So, you’re just a big wind bag Shoko!  Nope,  these things are perfectWhere do you think mom and dad got the salmon?  Prince Rupert?  Exactly.

We have some Green Goblin drinks for all.  The main ingredient is nip and this nip is fermented…woohoo!                                                                              

Now when our pals bring their lucky pot dishes, we’ll have a tasty set up.  Why the name lucky pot?  The police will be alerted to our activities.  Let them be!  We’re lucky to have a pot of anything from our friends.  That’s what I mean.

Gracie lent us her favourite condo playground to play and have herd of elephant games.  It’s a massive tree.

I “borrowed” 2 diffusers to play. “Name That Stink.”                                                          What do our friends win if they guess the right stink, Shoko?  Ummm…I never thought of that Kali.  What toys do you have Kali?  Toys that don’t have teeth marks in them like mine? I got a wind up mouse but I slobber on my toys.  It’s rude to give a bitten or slobbered on toy.  I know!!  Remember those straws that mom found when she went out for coffee with her friend.  You mean the ones from Starbucks and Tim Horton’s?  Exactly!  There must be 70 of them there.  Mom goes out for coffee a lot.  Those can be take home prizes.                                                      Is Nellie coming Shoko?  She figures she can sneak away for a few hours but will be home when mom goes to visit.  Nellie wouldn’t say a word about our pawty to mom, I know it.  She is the Queen of The Cat From Hell so she won’t say ,”nip.”  She can get on her cell phone and let us know when mom’s coming home.  Then we can have everything shiny and new looking.

We’re ready for a pawty.                                                         May your light shine through
the haze of nipadoodle.                                                                                       

 

21 thoughts on “Shoko and Kali’s Lucky Pot Pawty

  1. Princess Leah

    Oh i am DROOOOOOLING at that chicken, yum, yum, this will be a pawsome pawty!!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  2. onespoiledcat

    Oh girls you definitely have all the right “stuff” for having a fantabulous PAWTY while the Mom and Dad are gallivanting all over the world on their trip! I certainly can’t wait to sink my teefies in that chicky AND salmon……will this pawty last until your parents get home? We shoulda brought our sleeping bags!

    Love, Angel Sam and Teddy too

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  3. databbiesotrouttowne

    kali & shoko….cow kitty two…..feer knot, we clozed R eyez N dinna reed bout…. ore see de bass terd turkee… N we wented strait for de fish linez ~~~~ we R settin sail rite now N will bring sum surf N turf two de partee….heerz hopin yur mom N dad haza AWESUM sooper grate time, a safe trip ther home & everee wear in bee tween….lookin for werd ta reedin ther advent surez 🙂 ♥♥

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  4. Deziz World

    You girls sure are lookin’ purretty. And we can’t wait fur da pawrty. We can bring some chicky breast treats and salmon filets and we’ve even got some real live dead fishy treats. Not sure what kinda fish they are, but they’re ’bout da size of minnows. Maybe some kitties might even wanna go fishin’, MOL See ya’ll soon. Big hugs

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Raena

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  5. BionicBasil

    OMC sorry we’re late! Can’t wait to join in the Thundering Herd on the next pass MOL MOL

    Bestest purrs

    Basil & Co xox

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  6. Nylabluesmum

    Mee-you mee iss here Cuss-innss **huffin an puffin**
    Mee had to run thee hole way! Mee brott sum tuna stakess; sum katss like tuna all so…
    An mee has sum sliced beefy stripss…..berry tasty….
    Let thee pawty begin..umm, wait….carry on, mew mew mew…..
    ***nose kissesss*** Cuss-inn Dharth Henry xxxx

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  7. Buddy Budd

    Ah am zoomin up raght now mah sweet. Ah love da Herd of Elephantz game. I played dat so much with Toberz. Love ta play wit you gals and guests. Me and Einie bringing a few nice big filets. Me and Einie’s finded dem in da freezer so dey be ready by da time we arrive. Hope Dad don’t notice. We left one afterz all MOL… Can’t be waitin ta cuddle and nuzzle wit cha Kali mah best kittah
    Yer Big Lovin Bloo
    Buddy Budd

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  8. Einstein

    Hey you two let me set down this big chocolate cake and case of nip beer. We will take the empties home with us so no worries of them rolling under the couch fur Mom to find.
    Buddy you and Kali take a break while me and Shoo get Running like a Herd of Elephants!
    Whee I love this game and get lots of practice with brofur Rumpy. *pant pant* When we do it too late dad will throw a pair of sweat pants at us MOL.
    Love you Shoo lets Cuddle
    Cuddle Cuddle
    Your Man Cat
    Einstein

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