I saw you staring under the shed today, Shoko. Is there a furry under there? Naw, I just wanted mom to think there was some activity under there so she’d tell dad and he’d be out looking for a lost furry. That’s exactly what happened. I mewed and mewed until my throat was sore as dad examined the hole under the shed. 
Girls, I’m going to wrap presents so you two stay out here and amuse yourselves. Well, I’m going to sniff presents. 
Oh man Shoko, this will drive you wild. I smell lots of nip. I’m getting giddy….MOL Let me have a sniff, Kali. Wowzers!!
That ornament is crocked……no I’m crocked and the ornament is crooked. That is dang good nip, Kali.
Alright, whose been biting the unwrapped presents! Shoko!! Cheez it da law. Let’s make ourselves scarce Kali. 
What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat?
A peeping tom. Mol…I like it Shoko. mew, mew. Geez Kali, you really are out of it….that was some strong nip. 
Hi girls, you are getting a lot of presents, just try to wait until Christmas. It is difficult, yes, I know.
Have an interesting Wednesday!
Kosmo
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Wait for Christmas? Us? We must take a peek throughout the house…just in case there are introoders in the walk in closet. MOL
Shoko and Kali
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Oh girls now be careful not to get “overnipped” before Christmas!! Looks like a lot of presents under that tree – you girls must have been VERY GOOD this year……
Love and Hugs, Angel Sammy
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We were incredibly good this year. I never ate anything that would hurt me and Kali was…..well…Kali. She kept looking after her appearance. All is good here.
Shoko
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oh a nipmas… I bet that is the stuff what makes every fest to a wild pawty… like the cookies what the mama once made… :o)
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That’s a great idea…..mom could make some kibble of nip…what a treat.
Shoko and Kali
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Nip. The gift that keeps on giving – even before it’s opened.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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It sure does keep on giving. I wonder if you’d get a reaction from it Cupcake? It’s worth a try. Call it a scientific experiment. Mew mew
Shoko
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Great team work you two 🙂
“crocked” hehehehehe.
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We work well together when we have a purpose in mind. mew, mew
Shoko
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Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter! Hilarious jokes sweet friends. And you just ever know where some of those gifts came from….XOXO – Bacon
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That’s right…Canada Post may have dusted off a present sent years ago. MOL
Shoko
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Glad you’re enjoying the holiday season! 🙂
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You best believe my friend.
Shoko
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I love it when you two get into the nip, you get so silly, and funny! Dad
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You know us dad… a little nip goes a long way with us. MOL
Shoko and Kali
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Lol…think you’ve been pulling crackers too, with those jokes..!! 🙂 xx
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I agree, that joke was not one of Shoko’s best. MOL
Kitty Kisses,
Kali
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MOL Sorry your daddy had to go out in da cold. Shoko, dat wasn’t nice. MOL There ain’t quite anythin’ like those nip nanners, is there? MOL You should see ours… da teeth marks are ’bout all you can see. MOL You girls be lookin’ gawjus as always. And, we nominated you fur an award today, so check it out. Big hugs to all.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
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I think mom was kinda ticked cause she thought she had buried them in the closet but I found that nip nanner in one try. I just couldn’t help myself I had to gnaw on it. mew, mew.
Shoko
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Yeah Shoko, what our mommies don’t realize is dat there’s no hidin’ da nip nanners. those things are soooooo potent they just call our names till we find ’em. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Raena
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Shoko, you look like a present yourself, under the tree. Better watch you don’t get wrapped. (No, that isn’t slang for crocked!)
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MOL, MOL…that is so funny! I am so excited with all the smells and noisy paper sounds, someone would have trouble wrapping me.
Shoko
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There are no presents under our tree because we would definitely rip all the paper off of them!
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No prezzies neath the tree? Why that’s the fun of Christmas….a poke here,and a *sniff* there. Here a rip, there a bite….you get the idea. That is so much fun. Of course there are three kitties over there and destruction wouldn’t take long.
Shoko
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It sounds like you two are celebrating the New Year already with all that nip. Better save some for New Year’s Eve!
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We have a nip box from mom and dad…I’m thinking there is more nip in there…smart, eh? I can’t wait for Christmas Day! MOL
Shoko
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Mew mew mew that ‘Nip must have been Tur-bow Nip!!!!! 😉
An Shoko you are beeuteefull under thee tree! An Kali you are doin a fine job checkin fingss out….mee helped LadyMum rap mee giftss fur thee katss an horsess at thee Farm!
An a few small giftss fur Mumma Mary-Ellen an her furamillee!!
***paw kissesss*** Cuss-inn Dharth Henry xxxxx
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I tried helping but was asked to clean out my toy pail instead. Think my paws were to fast for mom and she didn’t like the scratch marks.
Ladymum let you help a lot Dharth. It must feel good to help her wrap the presents.
Luvs,
Cuz Shoko
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Mew mew mew Shoko when LadyMum tried to cleen out mee toy box mee keeped battin toys away so shee not reecycull them 😉
So shee gave uppy an putted all thee toyss back plus mee mew oness inn thee box….
An mee had to assist her….shee getss distracted easy so mee sitss on fingss to keep her foe-cussed!!! 😉
LadyMum sayss mee iss a bery talented mankat, mew mew mew 😉
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We know you’re talented and oh, so smart. You are related to these meezers and we are smart. Not necessarily good but smart, MOL
Shoko
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That iss rite Shoko…Burmese are a cross ‘tween Burma katss an Siamesess, so wee truelee ARE related!!! An oh so good an clevurr!!!!
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We are definitely related. I always thought you were smarter than the average black cat and sensitive too. CUZ….gives big hugs and whisker rubs.
Shoko
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Fanks you fur such purraise Cuss-inn Shoko! Today LadyMum did NOT fink mee was senseetive at all…shee thott mee wanted to go ut an mee ran away frum her an wood not put mee jackit on. Shee got all hissy an went to bed (which iss what mee wanted as shee could barelee walk!)
So shee said mee not senseetive an mee curled uppy on her rite shoulder an purred till shee fell asleep!!
When shee woked uppy, shee apawlogized…. 😉
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Isn’t it terrible when our moms just don’t understand us. We want them to take care of themselves but they don’t seem to understand but at least Ladymum slept and probably felt way better for the sleep.
Shoko
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LadyMum told mee when shee iss inn xtreme pain shee can not understand anyone; not just mee!!!
Shee did feel a bit better aftur a nappie butt shee could not walk propurrlee!!! Shee says her back of knee iss over xtended an so shee iss limpin…..all mee knows iss shee iss inn more pain than mee efurr seen her inn befur!
Poor old LadyMum 😦
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When mom is in extreme pain she is very impatient with everyone. Best she go off somewhere alone cause she is no fun to be around. The pain usually takes so much out of her she falls asleep and is a little more patient when she gets up. Did I ever tell you that Kali has a permanent limp now? How we can tell if she is in more pain than usual is to see how fast she’s walking.
Look after Ladymum as best you can Dharth. You are a good cuz.
Shoko
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Our Mumma’ss are berry alike! LadyMum will lie inn thee bed an teerss streemin down her face……no sound just teerss an mee feelss just pawfull fur her!!! An when shee iss inn severe pain her payshuntzz fliess out thee window!!!
Poor Cuss-inn Kali…..mee iss sorry shee has a limpy now…..shee an LadyMum make a good cup-pull Shoko!
***nose kissesss*** an ❤ LUV ❤ Cuss-inn Dharth Henry xxxx
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Yep, they are alike. I usually watch when mom is not doing well. She will eventually lie down and I’ll join her. If I climb up on her pillow and tap her head she usually laughs and falls asleep petting me.
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Cuss-inn Shoko yur a Purr-amedic all so!! Woo Hoo!
LadyMum sayss shee luvss mee ‘pill-oh talk’…..what efurr that meenss?? Mee just doess not like to see her cry….. 😉
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