Is He Awake?

Kali, do you know that this is the day the Elf on the Shelf appears.  Oh no, he’s a little psycho….I never know how to take him.  What’s his name again?  Elfin John! I heard rattling in mom’s nightie drawer, shall we take a peek? OK…let’s see if the strange little guy is awake.                                                             aaelfinksmHe’s waking up ShokoShall we close the drawer?  No, he’d probably just kick until mom opened the drawer and then he’d leap out at her…scare the friggin’ stuffing out of her.                                                                      aaelfinkalismGeez, how did he get on the bed so fast!  Quick little weirdo aren’t you?                                                                  aashokelfWhat did you call me you, you…..beady eyed, candy cane legged freak!                                                                 aaelfshoksmAnd so it begins…..Elfin John is loose in the house until Christmas.                                                              

This is also Selfie Sunday with The Cat on My Head so we are joining the line to get on her site.  So come visit us and our anipals there with one click on the hosting blog.                                                                    catonheadbdA joke for you my friends.  What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
Why, shortbread of course.

SHOKO…..BLACK

KALI…..ORANGE                                                                                 sistersinarmsfall

 

 

55 thoughts on “Is He Awake?

    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      Oh my…is he a treat stealer? He steals whatever he can get his wee paws on. He doesn’t think it’s stealing though. He eats our food and says he’s borrowing it. When I say anything to him, he asks if I want it back. GROSS! EWWW.

      Shoko

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  1. onespoiledcat

    FORTUNATELY, our devious elf is still sound asleep and hasn’t made an appearance – – – YET. We are purrrpared for him though! Good luck with Elfin……..looks like he’s ready to torture you girls!

    Love, Sammy

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      Did you give him a sleeping pill, Sammy? It must be a long lasting one. The inventions of modern medicine. Elfin is so full of energy at any time of the day or night. Mom has to shut him outta the bedroom at night or none of us would sleep.

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  2. erinthecatprincess

    I’m not a fan of gnomes and elves, apart from Santa’s, and they do have some of the strangest dress sense, though my peep does love those stripy tights. I really do need to have words about that…..
    Purrs ERin

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      1. Amy

        He loved to chew anything with fabric. I used to have to pull half eaten socks the rest of the way out of his rear end! I am sure the elf passed through without me seeing it, lol. And yes, Riley has big, strong teeth.

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      1. Deziz World

        Me has to ‘splain da Santa Paws thing to Raena next. Me’s really not likin’ bein’ da big sisfur. Me much purrfured bein’ da baby. MOL So me knows how ya’ feel ’bout dat fun and stuffs.

        Luv ya’

        Dezi and Raena

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  3. Nylabluesmum

    Mew mew mew ‘shortbread’; that iss so funny Shoko an Kali!!!
    Mee hopess this Elfin John dude doess not cause too much trubbull…..what xactlee ISS an Elf?
    ***paw patsss*** Cuss-inn Dharth Henry xxx

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  4. Nellie (who use to be the cat from hell)

    THe only wee person mes has liked is Sean the Leprechaun (who is a furrend of Bruce the Sasquatch and lives near Midway). Mes not seen him since mes moved to Vancouver, but Kozmo says he saw those guys last summer. It would bes creepy to fins Sean in Mommy’s underwear! Mes hopes Elfin John does not drives yous too nutso between now and Christmas! Oh and please don’t send him to my house!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      It was spooky to see Elfin J in mom’s underwear drawer but more disturbing is the fact that Kali knows where mom’s underwear drawer is! Sean is a furrend of Bruce the sasquatch. We’ve never, ever, ever seen a sasquatch. Is there more than Bruce the sasquatch living around Midway? Of course, there must be or the sasquatch would die off. Kali says when they want a baby the girl sasquatch rubs tummies with the boy sasquatch. I better watch where I put my tummy.

      Shoko

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  5. The Canadian Cats Post author

    Buddy Bud!! How good to hear from you. Kali is purring as loud as she can up in the cat pole. Elfin is weird but I don’t think he’ll hurt us. Just give us a bad time. He loves jokes…we don’t think his jokes are funny.

    Loves from us both.

    Shoo and big sis Kali

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