Why are pirates pirates? cuz they arrrrrr MOL
MOL…..It’s Meow like a Pirate Day you scum bucket.. Hey matey in the Crow’s Nest…. you ready for this or are you still painting your claws? Ready matey! You going to show me your booty? Not likely, you, you bilge sucking rat! Aaaarrrrgggghhhh ! With this kind of jammering, I’ll blow ye down. Look here Bucko, I’ll put your head in the head if you keep this up. Shiver me Timbers lassie.
I’m not a Woofie…get ye to the Poop deck ye daughter of a biscuit eater. Hiththththt! Thar she blows…it’s that landlubber mom. Aw c’mon, we’re just playin’ mom. Guess it’s time to weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen! Yo ho ho me hearties.
May you have happy mateys to enjoy smooth seas today.