They Call Me Mister End Spray

astrsngerWho are you and what are you doing on my deck?  Hello pretty lady, my name is Mister End Spray and..Wait, your middle name is End?  Yes it is.  When I was adopted, the peeps weren’t sure whether to have End/ Or as my middle name.  Mom thought Or sounded threatening.  As I was saying dear lady I am selling subscriptions to “Nips Anonymous.”  This is a culinary magazine for gourmets.  I notice the nip in your garden so this magazine is a must.  No, we don’t want a magazine, we can use the computer for recipes.  Aww…I’m trying to pay my way through Rodent School and that is not cheap.  NO! Now, go away.  But Miss Beautiful you have to see the wonderful recipes…. Get off my deck this instant!

 Who’s this Joe Crow, Kali?  He says his name is Mister End Spray and he’s selling subscriptions to “Nips Anonymous” magazine.                                                    aakss   MOL, MOL,MOL ….*snort*….what an odd name.  This guy is relentless so don’t look at him Shoko….he’ll go away.  Take your paws off our deck or I’ll, I’ll get my mom after you.  Scram.  It’s always something Shoks.

Have a great weekend friends and may the Bird of Paradise fly in your mouth.                                                            Kali and Shoks

             

 

 

32 thoughts on “They Call Me Mister End Spray

  1. easyweimaraner

    oh wait a minute Shocks&Kali… maybe that Mister comes from Meow-chelin and will give you a star for pawsome cooking? I would ask him, yopu can make a lot of nip-bucks with getting that prize :o)

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      He’s not worth the effort Easy. He would bug us to death. This guy is, shall we say different. If he’s from Meow-chillin’ he can go back there. You don’t go lookin’ in windows to find a customer. What a weirdo.

      Kitty Kisses,

      Kali

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      We quit looking but Cow Kitty lives next door and he’s friends with Mister End Spray so End Spray probably unloaded a couple of subscriptions as they are friends. MOL Probably thought I was an easy mark as I’m so incredibly nice. MOL

      Kitty Kisses,

      Kali

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  2. onespoiledcat

    I had to say it but Mr. Spray is quite a handsome chap. I know you two girls have “significant others” but it’s always good to have a back-up plan…..I think he just enjoys watching two pretty girls enjoying themselves……..maybe he’s a friend of Cow Kitty?

    Hugs, Sammy

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      He’s not a bad looking mancat but he is pushy. He is a friend of Cow Kitty. We’ve seen them together. We don’t mancats feeling free to watch us whenever they feel like it. Peeping Mister Spray.

      Kitty Kisses,

      Kali

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  3. Nylabluesmum

    Mew mew mew mee beeuteeful Cuss-innss wee NOT sirprized that Mistur End Spray has come a-callin….hee has thee best taste inn kittygurlss 😉
    An mee finkss Easy mite bee onto sumfing>>>maybe hee will give you a *star*!!!!
    ***nose kissesss*** Cuss-inn Dharth Henry xxxx

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      MOL…hehe…You have to meet this dude Dharth. He is a pushy guy spoutin’ off bout his stupid magazine. He’s probably quite nice when he’s not pushing a magazine.Cow Kitty and him seem to get along pretty good.

      Kitty Kisses,

      Kali

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      He is well groomed for a kitty down on his luck. Shoko thinks he’s full of cwap and really has a soft touch at his home.
      Yes, we do have a fair amount of visitors. I blame it on the Lane. Every kitty in the neighbourhood seems to hang out there. Except me….I’m not that common to hang around other kitties.

      Kitty Kisses,

      Kali

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  4. Photofinland by Rantasalot

    Oh, I am sure he is lieing, he came just to see these beauties. For sure behind their window is quite often all kinds of mancats suggesting places to meet secretly, but so good that that you showed him tbe way to go. Or is he a spy sent by Cow Cat?
    Have a nice weekend, maybe we will meet at Easy’s.
    Kosmo
    a cat from faraway Finland.

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      Hey Kosmos,
      I don’t know if he just came to look or what. He did take a long time to leave the deck. Shoko and I have boyfriends so they might as well mew up a rope. Cow Kitty is too busy visiting with all his friends to fuss about us. He comes every morning and twists himself in the pea netting and then as mom is about ready to rush out and help him, he untwists himself and runs off. What a turkey mancat.

      Kitty Kisses,

      Kali

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  5. The Canadian Cats Post author

    MOL I myself am not a fighter usually however Cow Kitty has pushed my buttons a couple of times and then run like hell-o when I come after him. Shoko is a pitiful fighter, all talk and no action. She just woke up which makes her an even worse fighter. He finally left when Shoko quit staring at him to see if he would spray or just mist the door. MOL

    Kitty Kisses,

    Kali

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      MOL Well you certainly don’t mince words. Cow Kitty is out and about in the Lane. He walked mom and I home from our stroll down the Lane where all the dogs in their fenced in yards barked us back home. Cow Kitty usually visits early, twirls himself in the limp pea netting and is gone before mom can get her camera. He’s looking good and seems happier than he used to a month or so back.

      Shoko

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  6. Nellie (who use to be the cat from hell)

    Yo! Grrl Furrends!
    Sheesh some of those Toms has NO manners!
    Mes suggests yous guys gets a super Soaker and then gets your Daddy (or Mommy) SPRAY Mr End Spray!!! Yep! That will drive off that bounder…after 2 visits he will KNOWS that its not a good idea to be a peeping Tom any more!
    Plus it makes mes laughs to watch as they runs!
    Kisses
    Nellie Bellie

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  7. databbiesotrouttowne

    kali & shoko !!! hay ewe gals…we iz late with R greetingz but had
    ta say thiz post rocked….it bee hill larry uz !!! good one 🙂 & we hope
    misturr spray & cow kitty R both doin grate ~~~~ 🙂 🙂 ♥♥♥

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  8. Buddy Budd

    Mister End Spray sure has a spiel to spin. Let us know if you need some Man Cat Muscle to, um, politely ask him to mosey on Shoko
    Einstein

    Yoo gotz dat right. He gotta get ta getting gone Kali mah sweet
    Buddy Budd

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      So far so good Einey and Buddy Bud. I saw him the other day but he was just having a bit of nip on his way down the Lane. No problem. Many cats stop and visit at Fort Meezer. I think Cow Kitty is inviting all these dudes and dudettes. It gets right busy in the backyard at times. I’m not as afraid of different cats anymore cuz we all seem to get along well with no smacky paws. We’ll let you two know if there is any fightin’ or nasty talk coming from our visitors. Thanks boys.

      Shoo and Kali too

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We love mewing with you my friend so pull up a cushion and let's chatter like the squirrels.

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