Mom and dad are going away, like they did last year about this time. I’m being as dramatic as I can so mom feels guilty going away. She really has her nerve leaving us. Who will feed me, change my water fountain, change the kitty litter? I hope its not that strange woman from last year…she didn’t bother with us and hardly ever gave us wet food. MOM…you can’t go….I’ll die without my treats and goodies. Shoko pull yourself together…remember you’re a Cat Scout!! Cat Scouts don’t make peeps feel guilty and especially their mom. She does a lot for us so let’s help her pack and feel happy. See, just be available for mom. Help her, if you can. You’ve had this suitcase a long time mom. You must take good care of it. I’ll try it Kali…Mom you’ve had this suitcase like, forever! It’s time you broke down and bought a new one and don’t be so cheap. Really Shoko, that sounds awful. It does? This is my normal way of talking Kali. I don’t understand what you want me to say.
Mom you’ve packed all the clothes so snug and tidy. You have more room now. You try Shoko. Hey mom, do you really need 12 pairs of underwear? You do…well if you say so. There is plenty of room but don’t pack anymore…you’ll need the extra room for treats and toys for us. Kali shakes her head. I don’t think you’ll ever get the idea Shoks. Cwap Kali, I thought I was being helpful. Have fun mom and remember we love you and dad. Course we do and we’ll hold Fort Meezer in da Hood down for you. That’ll be hard cause we’re not allowed outside. Our new pet sitter will look after us or we’ll let you know right away.