The day started off just right. Mom,Kali and I staggered into the kitchen for our brekkie. We were just as sleepy as mom as she opened our Fancy Feast and then sat down to have her tea. Yum…beef flavoured, my favourite. Kali gobbled down hers and politely waited for me to leave so she could chow down on the rest of mine. She was so nice and didn’t push me outta the way. I left her more than I normally would, just to say ,”thanks for not being so pushy sis.” 
Mom then put my favourite dvd on and I watched the colourful birds for quite awhile. It suddenly occurred to me that I don’t normally get this kind of treatment…what gives? Hmmm…I know this is leading up to something.
I then cuddled down in my basket to join Kali in a well deserved nap. All of sudden this weird sound scared me. You will not believe what I saw my friends. It was only the biggest rat in history!
I was shocked by mom’s reaction. She just stood and laughed! You wait and see who’s laughin’ when that rat dude goes pooh on the floor, mother!
This huge garbage picker was fast as lightening and ran around the livingroom without even breathing hard. Then he disappeared.
I looked everywhere but no sign of the dirty rat. So I settled down, once again.
Mom opened the sliding glass door and I smelled Cow Kitty. Cow Kitty never meows out loud just moves his mouth…forming the words. He ran in and played with his cheese and mice and then the rat came out from hiding. I decided to pretend I heard nothing and was fast asleep. 
Cow Kitty wasn’t the least bit afraid of the cwappy rat. Mom is sorry if the picture is a little fuzzy but Cow Kitty is one active guy.
There was a whacky and a crashy and Cow Kitty threw the rat over to our crunchies…the dang rat was going to eat our food. 
Mom quickly scooped the rat up and he disappeared. Cow Kitty left soon after and we could finally drift into a peaceful dream world.
Have a rat free Wednesday my friends.
I’d luv to come pounce dat rat for ya!
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We’d like you guys to pounce on it too. It’s disgustin’. Makes my fur stand on end….it’s a fast booger too. No stalking allowed or it’ll be on top of ya.
Come get em my friends…he’s free,
Shoko
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I have a feeling the rat will be back. Like CowKitty he’s having too much fun at your house!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Seriously? We don’t want to see him. Perhaps Cow Kitty can smack some sense into the garbage picker.
Shoko and Kali
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That was one large-size rat for sure but it seems to me that Cow Kitty had it under control. Purrrhaps he can earn his “visiting privileges” by keeping that rat from bothering you and Kali?
Hugs, Sammy
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I like that idea, Sammy. Cow Kitty does come and enjoy our toys, slobbering all over his favourites. He seems to be able to deal with the rat, no problem. Thanks my friend, Cow Kitty has a job when he comes over now.
Nose Rubs,
Shoko
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that’s a miracle… a cat who feeds a rat with cat food… ok it was actually your food and not cow kittie’s but hey…. isn’t that crazy? Shall we call Oprah?
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Let’s leave Oprah cause we don’t want a re-run of, *rat eats cat’s only nourishment.* Cow Kitty has a job now…get rid of the little booger or at least smacky paw him across the room. MOL
Shoko
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Oh dear – that is a big rat there buddies. I can send Houdini your way to take care of that vermit – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
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This guy is probably as big as Houdini so we wouldn’t let this furry Thompson anywhere near the rat. However Bacon, you could fix that rat no problem……just step on him. He’s fast though so you’d probably be dancing around the house for awhile. MOL
Shoko
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Can you see me doing the cha-cha-cha with the rat thingy my sweet friend. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
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Why yes I can Bacon. I’ll even take the pictures off the wall so they don’t fall down when you’re gyrating around the rooms…*claps paws together*
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Well let’s get ready for a hoe-down then – snorts and oinks style! XOXO – Bacon
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Your on my friend…I’ll see if mom will throw down some hay…maybe not…the rat could hide in the hay. We’ll just have to wear ho down hats and have a stick of straw protruding from our mouths. hehe
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It is a wireless radio controlled mouse, it is a lot of fun. Dad
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Really? We don’t believe it dad. Mom never had the radio on so how could it be controlled by the music on the radio?
Your fur babes,
Kali and Shoko
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kali & shoko….whoa…….be jezuz if that IZNT de largest rat in de kingdom oh ratz….may bee it iza good thing cow kitty did dee side ta hurl him cross de room, knockin de rat centz less ….tho bravo two yur mom for savin de food dish….. { yur cat mattz total lee kewl bye de way !! } 🙂 ♥♥♥
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Oh Shoo my dear he is too big and nasty to get near. I will be right up there, as soon as I can charter a plane that is, and bite that rat right in his bum! Hold on I’m a comin!
Your Man Cat
Einey
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Einey to the rescue!! That’s my mancat ladies….a hero if I ever saw onw.
Kissy Shoo
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Shoko, seriously, we can’t believe you didn’t give that dirty rat a big whap. Cow Kitty shouldn’t have all the fun.
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This rat wasn’t fun believe me….he was one scary dude. Cow Kitty could enjoy him anytime my friend. I have more important things to do…like enjoy some noms.
Shoko
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Such excitement! That is a big rat, I hope he doesn’t eat all your food. Cow kitty is a cutie ( you both are too! )
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Wow, that was a very interesting day. Nice to see such a generous kitty.
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hehe…that’s only cause she was scared of the rat…otherwise she’d be down smacky pawing it across the room. Nice to meet a new face,
Kitty Kisses,
Kali
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Cow Kitty is over visiting again. We think he’s addicted to the cheese and mouse game. hehe
Shoko
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Just wait until my mouth is finished healing from having 5 teeth pulled. I will come kill that rat for my two kitty friends! I am a ratter you know. Shh. Don’t tell anyone this will be my first rat kill.
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Oh Lexi it would be fabulous if you could kill this garbage picker…he’s so fast too.
Shoks
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Oh my what a day you had!!!! catchatwithcarenandcody
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It sure was a fun day until the rat appeared. I’m hopping over for a visit. Granted I don’t really hop. It’s more like a saunter. MOL
Shoko
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Mee-you Cuss-innss Shoko an Kali mee finks that rat has sum wheels??? Mee must reemind LadyMum shee owess mee a mousie on wheelss…
Wee all ways KNOW when thee Mumma’ss are tryin to pull a ‘fast one’ don’t wee Shoko???? 😉
Have a rat free beefy Fursday…..
**nose kissesss** Cuss-inn Dharth Henry xxxxx
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Ummm…no, not really Dharth. I was fooled by this rat….it really scared me. Kali ran and hid. The only brave one was Cow Kitty.
Shoks
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Yur Mumma iss turriblee clevurr isn’t shee???
Mind you, THAT rat DOES look reel. mee urquiose one iss sorta obveeuss it iss a toy…
Mee wood have been scared all so….
*shiversss* RATSS are not reelly grate are they????
~~head rubsss~~ Cuss-inn Dharth Henry~~
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I don’t know how clever she is but she has moments of brightness and then she’s back to herself agin. Rats are just TOO big…if they were smaller I would charge at one but the size of them scares me. Cow Kitty doesn’t know enough to be scared yet.
Shoko
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Mew mew mew Shoko yur so funny!! Mee finks yur Mumma iss BERRY clevurr…reememburr these Hu’manss do not fink like us (at all). They are more complex an make fingss confusin…..
An mee was a bit scared when mee got mee turquoise croyshayed rat all so….
Then mee put thee smackdown on him an mee iss not scared anymore. Want mee to come over an smack yur rat fur you Cuss-inn???
Cow Kitty iss a lot like mee mee finks…
***nose kissesss*** Cuss-inn Dharth Henry xxxxx
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Sure, loved to see ya my cuz. You could smack the stuffing out of this dude rat. MOL
Shoko
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OMC A movin’ rat!!! Can’t wait to see you and Kali purrlayin’ wiff it. MOL Y’all stay warm and have a gweat day.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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You kiddin’ me Dezi? This guy is huge…Kali ran the other way when it reared its ugly head. Only Cow Kitty was fool enough to play with it and looked where the rat landed, right in our crunchies! This will just give me more grey furs. MOL
Shoko
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MOL Oh Shoko, our favorite mousy toy is a rat dat be almost as big as us. Mommy sez she wishes she had had a camera when me was a baby cuz da rat was 2 times bigger than me, but me wuld waddle thru da house tryin’ to carry it in me’s mouth. MOL Y’all have fun.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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You would’ve been a real sight for sore eyes Dezi. Kali and I had a stuffed ducky when each of us was kits. Kali slept with her head on the duckies head…the duck was the same size as Kali. I tried draggin’ it into the kitchen to be close to the food dish. The duckie was twice my size. I would usually get tuckered out by the time we made it to the hall and I would fall asleep on it. MOL
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MOL Oh Shoko me had (and still has to mommys chagrin) moore energy than da energizer bunny. MOL Me never let dat rat get da bestest of me. Mommy sez sis Lexi did da same fing wiff da same rat. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Wow! You have your own bird DVD!? We will be demanding one from our humans!
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Oh yes gals. We have bird, fish and mice dvd’s. Our favourite is the bird. Don’t you wish you could fly?
It would be neat…think of the mice II could catch.
Shoks
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I love those rats that scoot on their own but we don’t get them too often around here. I have this place vermin free. Yeah, TW is cheap with the rat’s playing time. He can only come out certain times.
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You cleared the mice and rats out of your condo? Good going CK. I have no idea where this guy appeared from at all. Mom is a half decent housekeeper and there is no food hanging around the house. This guy goes like stink. Kali ran back to bed…like a said she’s a prima donna and can’t take the idea of rats in her space.
Shoko
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I don’t like those…big…rat creatures either, Shoko. They scare the …peep…out of me. Cow kitty is a brave kitty, but we better watch the birdies, even if they are big, they can’t come out of tele, so in our way we can be heroes too 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Weekend 🙂 ❤ ❤
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Yep, it’s much nicer to pretend we are right in the screen stalking the birdies.MOL
Shoks
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Whoa! Your rat looks all nice and um, not raggledly at all. Ours is pretty tatty looking because someone here named Miss Newton carries Mr. Rat all over the house!
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