Will Einstein Leave Shoko For a Younger Ladycat?

When we last left Shoko she was shattered by the knowledge she has grey furs at the base of her tail.  We tune in today to find Einstein’s reaction to Shoko’s devastating news about getting old.  Kali on the other paw is rather enjoying Shoko’s turmoil.  Payback time for all those sneak attacks and stolen treats.

What else could I do to cover my grey, Kali…something that’s cheap.  I don’t have the money for a dye for just 2 inches on my tail.  I know mom wouldn’t agree with it.  Well, there is one other option that won’t cost anything.  What is it Kali?  Mom has felt pens for labelling food.  I’ll bet she’d lend you her black one.  Not a bad idea Kali.                                                             sharpie penMom would have to colour me….she has thumbs….we don’t.  Mom can you colour me with your felt pen and cover the grey?  Do you think this is such a good idea?  What will happen when you go out in the snow or when your sister slops water on the floor and you decide to sit down?  Cwap!  I never thought of that.  I guess the black would change the snow’s colour and make a black mark on the floor.                                                            chuckleIt’s rude to laugh at my problem Kali!  I can’t help it Shoko, you’re such a drama queen….jeepers!  You know Einstein…….just talk to him and tell him  about the grey furs.  I’ll bet ya tonight’s dehydrated chicky treats he understands.  I guess I have no choice. *sigh*                                                      ShokosatI had mom write to Einstein and I was so worried but I received his e-mail so fast, I couldn’t believe it.  This is the gist of the e-mail :

You could go Green and I would still call you my sweetest kitty dear! If your fur was falling out I would gather it and we would while away the hours taping it back on. That is how I love thee.
So you were right Kali.  He understood and I worried for nothing.  Did mom step
on my toys on the floor in the bedroom, Kali?  Naw, I kicked them further under
the bed.  She’ll find them when she cleans…MOL.  You owe me your treats tonight.
Shoks.  No problem Kali…they’re all yours.  I’m too tired to argue.  This lack of
sleep is not good,  I may go greyer from the tension.  *yawn*
Good night all.
                                                                           shokosmcrop

Shoko…..black
Kali…..orange
Mom…..olive green                                                                    Kali and Shoks

47 thoughts on “Will Einstein Leave Shoko For a Younger Ladycat?

  1. onespoiledcat

    I knew Einey would be true to you no matter WHAT color your furs are or even if you HAD furs……I suggest you stock up on tape “just in case” though. You can count on him no matter WHAT!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  2. easyweimaraner

    Einstein is a super clever boy and he knows that you are the one and only beloved Shoks :o) btw: please stay away from felt pens, my daddy once used an edding for getting a mustache to attract the girls… that idea backfired and his momma needed heavy weapons to remove that fake mustache :o)

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      haha…your daddy is funny, Easy. The mouse stash wouldn’t work up close….the gals would be staring at his mouse trash and not listening to him. I would love to observe this though…..so would mom. MOL

      Nose Rubs,

      Shoko

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  3. Deziz World

    Oh Shoko weez so glad yous feelin’ all better ’bout those gray furs. Me told ya’ it was nopawdy’s business and rude ifin anykitty mentioned ’em anyways. MOL Hope Kali enjoys da extwa treats. Have a gweat nap and all of ya’ have a wunnerful day.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      You were so right Flynn…Einstein was so gentlemanly about the furs. I do feel so much better. I even had a game of feather with mom….I got those feathers lathered in wetness. MOL

      Nose Rubs,

      Shoko

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  4. The Canadian Cats Post author

    You were so right Flynn…Einstein was so gentlemanly about the furs. I do feel so much better. I even had a game of feather with mom….I got those feathers lathered in wetness. MOL

    Nose Rubs,

    Shoko

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  5. Einstein

    My dearest
    I am your man cat through and through. You are my morning sun puddle, my afternoon nap time shade and my evening frolic under the moon.
    The family thank you and Kali for the help you gave us to finish our Derby entry. You are so oranized your car was done way ahead of us. Purrs to your thumbed one for helping out. Ours was lacking to say the least.
    Purrs, head bumps and whisker kisses my sweet!
    May the oceans dry, may the sun fall out of the sky, you are the kitty of my eye.
    Einstein

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      Oh my!! I feel so honoured to have you as my one and only Einey. You say the nicest things and I know you mean them my sweet. Never say your car is lacking. Your car is wonderful and the wheels are so stable…we must use these next time. Dad had to fix ours cause it fell over when Kali tried to get in…do you think she’ll get the hint and lose weight? It’s a little stabler now but not much. Your poem has my wee furs standing on end, it was so lovely. I will save these words forever my handsome floof mancat.

      Kisses,

      Shoo

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  6. Buddy Budd

    Dearezt Kali Cat
    Thanky thanks fur comin over ta our houze an helpin wit da car buildin. We never finisher wit out your helpz. It waz even better ta have ya whispurrin ta me all dayz long. Ah Swoonin!
    Hope ta seez ya soon if not soonerz!
    Kissez N Headbumpz
    Yer Big Hearted Buddy Budd (Ah 10 pounderz an 9 ounce at da vet only lost 1 oz. Mah thyriodz totalee normal. Yay.)

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      Buddy!! I had a swell time over at your house. Wish I could have stayed longer. Mom let Cow Kitty in the house to play so I curled up in the basket and pretended I didn’t smell his stinkiness.
      You are my first love Buddy and you will be the last. You are the best…I couldn’t settle for the rest when you are the nip in my step.

      Kitty kisses (in your ear my dear),

      Kali

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  7. Nylabluesmum

    True an reel luv iss carin an kind an seess thee kitty or purrson or other 4 legged fur who they reelly are an not wurry about a few silver furs!!!!
    Einstein iss one classy youngmankat!!!
    Kali pleeze watch over Shoko an can you let her have half thee treetss shee fourfetted frum thee bet?? It wood bee a nice gesture….
    **paw kissesss*** Cuss-inn Dharth Henry xxxx

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      True love is a long and bumpy road but Shoko seems to be accepting Einstein’s kind comments with relief and is happy once again.
      Shoks ate all my arthritis treats for the day so don’t worry cuz….she’ll get the bet treats back and more.

      Kitty Kisses,

      Kali

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  8. The Canadian Cats Post author

    Think I need several chill pills CK! Lordy me, you didn’t lose your furs from eating Fancy Feast…did you? Mom keeps saying its not good for us but we keep turning up our noses at the more expensive stuff and pigging out on FF Beef Flavoured wet food.

    Nose Rubs,

    Shoks

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      Hey Charlie, I missed you devil!! You called it alright. Einstein is a first class gentleman and a barrel of fun too.

      Hope you’re coming to the Cardwood Derby Charlie. Mom and I have a disagreement about me sitting in the racecar. MOL

      Nose Rubs,

      Shoko

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  9. Nylabluesmum

    Mee-you see Einstein iss a bery classy young mankat….even more classy than mee! 😉 Hee luvss Shoko fur herself as it should bee…
    Kali mee iss sorry Shoko eated yur Arfuritis treetss; guess shee weill bee feelin good 😉
    Mee hopess yur Mumma givess you yur fair share…..
    ***paw kissesss*** Cuss-inn Dharth Henry xxxxx

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      I don’t know if Einstein is classier than you Dharth…you’re pretty classy. Don’t worry bout Kali she manages just great with the treats. She ate a whole bunch after our story last night. I had left the room to go throw some litter around the bathroom. I didn’t get as many as she had…so all works out.

      Luvs,

      Shoko

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  10. Nylabluesmum

    Fankss fur thee compleemint Shoko! Yur so sweet an kind. Sumtimess mee not so classy; trust mee 😉
    Do you ‘fling’ litter ALL over thee bathroom floor like mee doess????
    Kali sure did eat a lot of treetss; mee hopess you got sum!!!!
    ***paw kissesss*** Cuss-inn Dharth Henry xxxx

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  11. The Canadian Cats Post author

    Don’t worry Dharth. Sometimes the “born on the streets” part of me comes to the front and I just can’t help myself. Do I fling kit lit around the bathroom? You’re looking at a master kit lit pitcher my friend. I love to throw the litter against the side of the bathtub…from a distance and watch the litter bounce and fly everywhere. The best time to do this is about 5am….mom hears it but is too tired to get up and give me heck.

    Kali loves her treats. I found some treats that are awesome. It’s how mom got me in my race car, Island Paradise by Party Mix…mmmmmm good.

    Luvs ya cuz.

    Shoko

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  12. Nylabluesmum

    Wee should have a ‘kit lit’ flingin contest Shoko!!! Mee flingss mine rite out into thee hallway an across thee bathroom floor an sumhow even inn thee tub! 😉 Mee findss thee best time iss when LadyMum iss havin ferst cup of coffee….it iss purrty funny….to mee 😉
    MMM Island Paradise soundss purrty yummy….
    Bye thee way mee voted fur you inn thee derby….all KAT-egoriess! Good Luck Cuss-inn….

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      Kit lit flingin’ contest sounds great to me Dharth. Wow, you get the kit lit out in the hall…that’s awesome. I never got the kit lit that far ever. I get kit lit in the tub but its just cause the kitty litter is stuck to my paws. That was so nice of you to vote for moi but in every category…really? You are fantastic cuz. Thank you.

      Luvs,

      Cuz Shoko

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  13. Nylabluesmum

    A ‘kit lit’ flingin contest wood bee so much fun. mee gets thee litter inn mee padss an sprinkles t like ‘fairie dust’ efurrywhere, mew mew mew…..
    An mee voted fur you inn ALL Kategoriess!!!!
    ❤ LUV ❤ yur kit lit flingin Cuss-inn Dharth Henry =^,.^=

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    1. The Canadian Cats Post author

      Like fairy dust eh? That sounds cool Dharth. A very creative idea fur sure. I make a pile of litter in the box…digging deep to get it all. You want to make this pile very close to or right beside the wall of the litter box. Take your time…no rush. This is why its best to dig for China at 5am…nobody wants to get up and send me packin’. After you have gotten the pile to come to a point on top…your work is done. All litter is making up your mountain. Be careful when you jump out as there is a great deal of kit lit on the floor and it hurts the paws when I jump on it. Maybe Ladymum will clean it up quicker than my mom.

      Swingin’ Shoko

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  14. Nylabluesmum

    Sumtimess LadyMum says mee iss ‘away with thee fairies” an then shee laffss….mee not sure what this meenss or why shee laffss butt shee DOESS kiss mee so it can not bee bad rite Shoko?
    Mee doess thee kit lit mountain pile beeside thee litter ssumtimess…’tween thee litterbox an bathtub. Then LadyMum says mee iss doin mee “Van GO”…..Mee reelly finks wee speekss 2 or 3 different languagess… Who or What iss “Van Go”??????
    Mee has clumpin litter so it not bothr mee much. It ISS like fairie duest an mee can carry it anywhere inn thee place…even into LadyMum’ss bed…..
    An shee laffss if mee doess that. Go figure???
    Sendin **paw kissesss** to mee Cuss-inn Swingy Shoko an Kali all so….
    Dharth Henry xxxxxxxxxxxx

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  15. The Canadian Cats Post author

    hehe..I know what you mean, sometimes mom says things that make her sound from the Outer Limits. She seems happy when she says them so I don’t worry. Oh, Oh I know who Van Go is! He is a famous painter and I think sculpter…..he had a brother named Van Gone but I don’t know anything about him. I’ll bet your mountain is awesome.

    Shoko

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    1. Nylabluesmum

      Van Go had a Brofur Van Gone??? Mee did not know this Shoko!
      LadyMum sayss shee likes Moan-net an hee iss NOT Man-et…mee has NO idea what shee iss meowin about mee can tell you 😉
      Mee mountain iss pawsum an LadyMum sayss mee iss artistick!!!! 😉

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      1. The Canadian Cats Post author

        Sure Van GO and Van Gone got along great as kids but not so much when they were adults. Van GO had his ear cut off and Van Gone got his baby finger cut off but other than that, they weren’t similar at all.
        I heard of Moan-Knee…he kept hitting his knee on stuff. He wasn’t too bright but a good painter.

        I knew you’d be a great litter builder…you have the paws for it Dharth.

        Cuz Shoks

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  16. Nylabluesmum

    Then Van dudess sure were accident prone Shoko!
    An Moan-knee was a good painter…Mee doess like his werk. Man-et hee seemed like a ‘copykat’ 😉
    Mee DOESS have ‘builder’s pawss’ doesn’t mee Cuss-inn??

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