We were waking up slowly this cool morning when the dresser drawer popped open. Kali and I looked in the direction of the drawer waiting for more noise….why get up when we don’t have to, right? Mom hollered at me, “Wha….Shoko what have you done?” Honest it wasn’t me mom.
Mom got on her dressing gown and headed over to take a peek. Kali and I wandered over to see.
Oh my! Who are you and what are you doing in mom’s nightie drawer? You must be Kali, the white one. My name is Elfin John. I come from the deep south. Mom brought me up here when your mom and dad went south earlier this year. I’ve been sleeping in here with the soft clothes.
Think I’ll mellow out here and get my bearings.
I thought you were mellowing out? Whoohoo,…not with this stuff around….gimme some more….Leave our nip alone..MOM!
II put him on the counter, he won’t bother you Shoko.
Looks good….sniff…hack, hack….it stinks…..yuck! You plan on eating this garbage….hop to it…I’ll take more nip, it smells so good. Hey pass the nip fuzzy black face. MOM 
Uh-oh. From what I hear, that guy is nothing but weird! Plus, don’t his legs look…..delicious? Just sayin’.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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a “nipped” Elf… that screams for funny adventures :o) I like what you have on the counter, it looks super tasty…. and if the Elf want>’s just nip, I come over for lunch :o)
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We were introduced to this weird little guy rather abruptly and he’s pushy! The dish on the counter is Shepard’s Pie with the chunks of meatloaf broken up inside….you would have been welcome as the flowers in spring but mom and dad ate it.
(((Shoko)))
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OMP! oh no my friends. He has escaped. Shaking with fear. Please be safe around him and tag team. And your shepherd’s pie – licks piggy lips – it looks delicious! XOXO – Bacon
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We’ll have to be careful around this little guy….ever notice his legs look like candy canes with the stripes going the wrong way?
Shoko and Kali
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Oh dear – no I haven’t but now that you have said that – oh my piggy heavens! Did you read on my blog what he did last night? Shaking my head. I’m telling you TROUBLE. He is so on mom’s hit list. XOXO – Bacon
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ELFIN john !!!!!!good one kali & shoko…..good one……speekin oh good, whatz in de pot lookz tastee good ……♥♥♥
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In the dish? Well, its sorta a long story. You see, dad decided to make a meatloaf and while he was slicing the meatloaf….it fell apart. So the meatloaf became a pile of chunks. Very unappetizing but apparently it was good so mom crumbled up the chunks and made Shepard’s Pie. The Shepard’s Pie is gone…guess it was good.
Shoko
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I says kill it!
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We are going to try this…this guy is a nuisance. Any ideas?
Shoko
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What a cheeky elf! He needs to be whapped good and hard! 😉
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Got ya IC. We are not happy with this little dude and we have a long way to go yet.
Shoko
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Shoko and Kali, don’t elves make presents for Santa? Maybe he will tell Santa if you’ve been naughty or nice. I’m just a wee bit leery about his name though. Sounds so familiar…
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If he worked for Santa it was a long time ago. He’s forgotten about it and can only think of what he wants. He puts all elves to shame. What a weird dude.
Shoko
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Oh no! Not one of those naughty elfs from the shelf! You got your paws full, Shoko.
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He’s so busy…and not in a good way like me, *pats fur down*. You understand CK…how’s a dudette suppose to look her best when this pest is ruffling my fur.
Shoko
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Oh No An elf dat not be on a shelf. MOL Watch out girls, he’ll steal everyfin’.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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He is definitely not fun Dezi. There should be elf police to take this guy away.
Shoko
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We had a similar guest last year, we buried him in the litter box- no one is going to spy on us -MOL!
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hahaha…good one Sammy! You must’ve kilt him…..no sign eh? I’ll keep this in mind. The inside kit lit gets changed too often…he’d escape. The outside is frozen solid so we’d have to think of another place to bury this dude. Thanks for planting the seed.
Shoko
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Oh boy, the next few weeks with your new guest could be very exciting, indeed! 😉
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Oh my, I don’t know if I’m up to it.
*sigh*
Shoko
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oh my, that guest is rather strange looking don’t’cha think?
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You know, I’d trust him more if he had a fuzzy face and pointed ears. These candy cane legs with the stripes going the wrong way are freaky!
(((Shoko)))
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Uhoh……..we’re having some ISSUES with our elf, “Elfvis” too……we’ll be posting about it…..just remember one thing – “DO NOT TRUST THEM!!!!!”.
Hugs, Sammy
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Got ya Sammy. This wee guy is a real terror.
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Oh not another loose Elf???
Mee finkss mee go hide under thee bed ok Shoko an Kali????
**nose kissesss** Dharth Henry xxxx
Yur Cuss-inn who iss scaredykat of Elfss….. *gulp*
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We were really unsure when this elf popped out of mom’s nightie drawer but by golly he appears nice and not scary. He has one problem that we don’t care for….he’s got a thing for nip and keeps trying to take our nip toys. He’s funny though….at least so far.
Shoko
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Mew mew mew Cuss-inn Shoko me finkss you gotted thee ‘nice’ elf outta thee bunch! Eurryone else has such trubble with theirss’ 😉
An maybe yur Elf needss N.A. ‘Nip Anon-ee-moue’ ….mew mew mew……
***paw kissesss*** Shoko an Kali frum Siddhartha Henry xxxx
Pee S: Pleeze stop by mee new bloggie post an commint so mee can raise $money$ fur thee abandoned katss not far frum us here! Fankss so much….
https://nylabluesmum.wordpress.com/2015/12/09/woo-hoo-gotcha-day-an-commint-athon/
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Fur sure Elfin John could use Nip Anonymous but try and tell him that! He says he just likes nip and to quit bugging him. So I backed off. Kali won’t even try to talk to him. She says he’s not ready yet, he hasn’t accepted he has a problem. The ole gal’s right too. This is a new blog…I did stop by earlier but will again.
Shoko
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Mew mew mew sounds like an Elf with a ‘monk-key on his back’…..best not to aggetate him then Shoko! 😉 Elfin John iss nice otherwise which iss good rite???
Fankss fur stoppin bye mee bloggie. Yur thee best!
~~head rubsss~~ Dharth Henry~~
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