I got the surprise of my wee life yesterday. Mom took off and left us for hours! Well, at least an hour. She ran out of wet cat food, if you dare imagine such neglect from our mother. I couldn’t believe my ears and kept shaking my head but sure enough, the cupboard was bare. So there I sat without a shred of food….only my memory of the wonderful taste of cat food. I sat pondering how my life could have taken such a detour when mom came in loaded with bags from pet stores. I was almost in tears to see Beef Wellington, Beef Pate, Thanksgiving Dinner and Beef Flavoured Fancy Feast. All Kali and my favourites.
Mom also found something else which she proceeded to put on me. I was horrified! This is what my friends call a harness. I hissed at mom just so she knew I did not like this terrible turn of events. I’m at a loss of what to do, hiss, pee or just barf. I am very upset with you mom. You know, it doesn’t hurt. I think it’s padded…it is comfy and warm. Mom does seem rather proud of me. She gave me 5 freeze dried chicky boobie pieces. What should I do, I made such a fuss. hehe…I feel silly. I can’t kick up a stink when it feels this good and I’m getting so tired after that wonderful Beef Wellington and getting worked up. Maybe a bit of a lie down. *yawn*….feeling…zzzzz