Can we talk? I want to talk about dining habits friends. So sit down and pull up a blankie.
Shoko and I were having fun at meal time. See, mom would leave down our dry Siamese cat food all day and we would fill up on the crunchy goodness. Come time for our meal of wet food, we weren’t all that hungry so would play games with mom. Like take a taste and back away in horror. MOL It got to be a real fun game. Shoko and I would try and outdo the other with our reactions. I would gag and Shoko would look at mom like, “If she’s going to be sick eating this cwap, I’m not having any of it.” and walk away with her head held high. We continued on this way for awhile all the time meowing at mom’s expense. 
Then one morning a little bit before breakfast I got up to partake of this crunchy goodness. There was no food bowl on our placemat! I ate the odd piece that had fallen out onto the mat. Dang! I was still hungry. Shoko sleepily staggered over for some crunchies too. Friends we were ticked! We decided that we would tell mom about this injustice and have her put our crunchies down. So we decided one of us would approach her and let her know we’re starving out here, while she is snoring away. I went into the bedroom and ran up my stairs meowing all the way. Mom looked at me through bleary eyes and muttered, “Che che nog nog.” What? That doesn’t make sense. I smacky pawed her shoulder several times to which she replied the same. OK Shok your turn. Shoko smacky pawed mom’s arm and then ran around her pillow, finally settling on the top of the pillow. No response. So we waited for her to wake up.
Finally mom woke up! We both tried to tell her about this absurdity with our dry food. Mom and us sauntered out to the kitchen where mom still didn’t put down our dry crunchies but opened a tin of wet food….our favourite really…..a Fancy Feast beef flavoured tin. We were starving to death before her eyes, so we dug right in. 
Hey, this wet food tastes pretty good. Seems our eating habits are changing. Dry food vacates the placemat 3 hours before wet food time. We still are miffed at the change but as you can see we eat our FF beef flavoured without the dramatics,
Thank god, it is finally quite around here! Dad. MOL
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wow that was dangerous … for your humans… I mean you are related with lions and tigers… and who would like to sleep next to VERY HUNGRY lions? Great the food problem is solved… in case of empty bowls send me an sos and I send you one of my dried salmons… they are super tasty, but they stink to high heaven. My momma blocked the door bell, she said she is not brave enough to let people enter my fabulous rotten salmon crib :o)
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Mom does like living dangerously. MOL Although we know if anything happens to mom….dad is pathetic when feeding us. No fuss no mess just, “plop”. There’s your meal. Yuck! MOL
Shoko
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Oh my – is your staff slipping on feeding you? Come on now… us anipals have a schedule to maintain – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
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They should appreciate our efforts at meal time. How many pawents can claim their kits put on a show for them at meal time. Not many I bet.
Shoko
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SHOKO & KALI….WE GRAZE ON DRY HEER ALL DE TIME TWO BUT STILL MANAGE TA EAT R CANNED GOODZ……WELL, LIKE .00045 PURR CENT OH DE TIME …..IF YUR MOM CONTINUEZ TA “PULL A FAST ONE” LIKE THIS, LET UZ NOE… WE WILL MAIL EWE SUM KIBBLE INA CAKE ! 🙂
heerz two a owens pupfish kinda week oh end ♥♥♥
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MOL….kibble in a cake,,,,sounds pretty good to me. Mom’s are strange…if we eat too much…we’re getting fat and if we don’t eat enough…..we end up at the vets. *shudder*
Have a great long weekend my friends.
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Well I eat both wet and dry but if one of them is MISSING at my food station for any reason I certainly WILL go find Mom and give her a tough time! Food is one of the finer things in life and we don’t want anyone to mess around with our feeding schedule OR what’s on the menu!
Hugs, Sammy
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MOL…I kinda mess with mom at meal time so I guess she can mess back again. She says that when I can eat both the dry munchies and the wet that she’ll restore the dry right up to dinner time.
Shoko
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We think your mom outsmarted you two…this time.
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Yep, this time she did pull our chain instead of vice versa.
Shoko
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Whoa! TW always keeps a little cup of kibble out for me but the times I refuse to eat my gut rot, she takes away the kibble. Then I have no choice unless I starve. She’d love it if I didn’t eat kibble at all.
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I know they say the dry is not good for us kitties but its soooo good same as FF beef flavour. We don’t care for the real good stuff but mom keeps trying.
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Nice placemat 🙂 Are you in the Hello Kitty group at Scouts? I am glad you worked your food situation out- I thought cow kitty stole it 🙂
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MOL…good one Sammy P. We never thought of that one. BTW mom took our extra toys and a sample of New Balance dry cat food over to Cow Kitty’s dad. We also asked when they plan to get Cow Kitty fixed. Cow Kitty’s dad was not so happy to see mom this time. He thanked her for the toys and food and said they could manage the spay/neuter thing on their own. Peeps!
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No, we’re not in the Hello Kitty group at scouts. Mom seems too dang busy these days. Maybe once all the veggies are put up for the year. Cow Kitty has been very active over here lately. He doesn’t eat here though…….he wouldn’t be past stealing it.
Shoko
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WoW! If our Mommy tried that, Jo Jo and Kozmo would likely rips her face off and eats it! Actually, wes LOVES our wet food. Between the 3 of us wes gots two double dishes with wet and dry. The dishes is filled at morning and at supper. Mommy splits a tuna sized can between the 2 dishes and adds warm water to each. Then fills the crunchies. And that’s it. If wes eats all the wet food, no more comes out until the next feeding time. If wes eats all the crunchies, no more comes out until the next feeding time. Somedays wes eats it all, somedays not.
Mommy says the magic ingredient is the warm water…wes agrees!
Kisses
Nellie
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Nellie, We had mom try the warm water in the gravy and you’re right, it makes a big difference. MOL
Shoko
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Omd! You’re gonna starve to death. Excuse me, Miss Shoko and Kali’s Mom, please feed my friends. Thank you! *ear licks* Noodle
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Noodle, Kali and Shoko’s mom here. Promise, they will not starve to death or loose weight. They’ll just eat their wet without being so dramatic. haha
Mom
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If you say so!
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We’re glad your food problem is solved ! Nice meat ! Purrs
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Thanks Pixie and Zorro….MOL
Shoko
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Shoko and Kali kitties, I don’t understand. Why would you fill up on kibble when there will be yummy wet food coming? This just doesn’t make sense to a schnauzer. I often refuse to eat my dry food until Mom mixes in the canned food just right. Dad feeds me in the morning and he just plops the canned food over top. Mom comes in, sees the mess with me just looking at it (I can’t hold a spoon or I would take care of it myself) and fixes it right for me. Well, enough about me (ha, ha, don’t believe that one). I do like your food mat – how appropriate!
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Oh but Lexi the Siamese dry is so delicious! Mom wouldn’t dare mix our food together or we would have a hairy right in front of her. Our foods shouldn’t touch or else they’ll get…………all yucky! MOL
Shoko
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Oh Kali yous awe so bootyful. Weez just luv dat foto and yous face. Weez so glad to hear da dwy noms gettin’ cut down. Twust us yous will do much better fur it and be much healffier too.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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We’ll see about getting healthier from not having crunchies. I still love the Siamese dry and would shred mom’s face if they disappeared completely.
Shoko
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Well Shoko just cuz yous like sumfin’ dusn’t mean it’s good fur ya’. Mommy sez she likes onion rings (she’s lergic to onions) but eatin’ ’em kuld kill her. Yous might not see da benefits wight away, but in da long wun yous’ll be lots healffier and have a healffier Urinarwy Twact.
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Oh Shoko an Kali thee absurbditee of it all….
Mee has mee Performatrim Adult kibble down efurry day! An mee deemandss (oh mee meenss ‘askss’ fur mee breakfast at 6 A Emm an snack at 10 A Emm an sup-purr at 5 Pee Emm an nite snack at 10 Pee Emm.
Snackss are to bee diss-pensed at 10 A Em an 10 Pee Emm also. It has taken almost 9 monthss to train LadyMum….whew Hu’manss are ‘hard werk’ aren’t they deer cuss-innss!
Did youss’ ever get to try Performatrim Beef Pate? That iss so-o tastey…..
**droolss** (sorry).
***paw kissesss*** Dharth Henry xxxx
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We did try Performatrim and after the first day we wouldn’t eat it anymore. Mom wanted us to sat it but we didn’t like it. Mom keeps trying and this morning it was Duck Pate without grain. We liked and ate it for 2 days in a row. Tonight will be FF beef flavour.
Shoko
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😉 Wee sure keep our Mumma’ss on their toesess don’t wee Cuss-inn’s Shoko an Kali???
Mee eated sum of Performatrim Turkey n thee tuna fur a few dayss an then mee snubbed it….
LadyMum had to return ALOT of Performatrim an pick up Fancy Feest…
Mee knows what mee wants 😉
**Hi-5’SS** Dharth Henry xxxx
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Do you eat any Performatrim now? Mom found one that we like…it’s called Merrick Purrfect Bistro….we got the Duck Pate. It is expensive compared to FF….$1.49 for a little tin. Mom gives us one of the good one and then more FF beef flavoured and then another Duck Pate. You get the idea.
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