Mom is kinda annoyed and blames herself for what happened. It happened Saturday evening just after supper. My favourite game is catch the earplug. These are idiot earplugs…two soft earplugs are tied together to make them longer. The ones we have are put together with string. The strings with earplugs at the end were looking a little tacky so mom had dad bring out his idiot earplugs he saved while working construction. These earplugs were still idiot ones but plastic attached them. So mom tied the two together and we were busy playing. To me the earplug was a big seagull that I whapped and bit at. We were happily playing on our bed. Mom reached for her tea and proceeded to drink. I was too busy with the gull and ravished the gull’s soft body. Mom looked back at me and the earplug was gone…the plastic line was there but the earplugs at either end were gone. She looked in the bed….I looked too although I didn’t know what she was looking for. Mom got Kali up…Kali was snoring so loud, I for one, am surprised she didn’t wake herself.
We then took the bedding apart….no plugs. We had to put the bed back together…looked under the pillows. Dad came in and mom told him what happened and he was not happy. He threw out all my earplugs…just in case I swallowed them. It wouldn’t happen again. Aww…my seagulls!!! Then the wait started. Mom wanted me to barf. She swears I must have eaten them. Well, I didn’t feel sick. The next day mom gave me a big brekkie of Fancy Feast….to see if I’d eat anything. I gobbled down the whole works and was asking for more. All three of us played on the floor…that is mom, Kali and I. I played and ran up and down the hall.
I used the kit lit to go tinkles but that’s it. I then went to Cat Scouts for a few hours.
Einstein and I had a ball with the Kitten Bowl, the birthday pawty and the Super Bowl.
Things went well for the rest of Sunday. Mom pushed on my tummy and around my intestines. I looked at her as if she was nuts.
Monday was here in a flash. Mom and dad were waiting for me to go to the bathroom…the other stuff. I finally went after mom chasing me up and down the hall. Mom was hoping to see the earplugs. Mom did some disgusting things with my yucky stuff…no ear plugs? No ear plugs!
Mom has given up. She figures I must be ok….I’m eating, drinking, playing and going to the bathroom just fine. So she’s going to treat me like usual and not examine me from head to foot every hour.